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[King] Jaylen Brown said Joe Mazzulla was the one who came up with “cookies and cream” as a nickname for Brown and Kristaps Porzingis.



[King] Jaylen Brown said Joe Mazzulla was the one who came up with “cookies and cream” as a nickname for Brown and Kristaps Porzingis.

by Dazzling-Reason-5140

35 Comments

  1. ForneauCosmique

    Mazulla has to be the weirdest coach in the league. He’s truly must watch TV. Even his pre and post game interviews leave you feeling like something isn’t right with this dude but you wanna see more, as much as it may hurt

  2. OKCDraftPick2028

    Joe Mazzulla is unconsciously funny which make the things he said more funny

  3. knowerofsome

    So white and brown for brown and white was too literal?

  4. trappapii69

    That JB tweet with just “Cookies and Cream” is one of the funniest things I seen in a while bc he dead serious

  5. The most unoriginal lazy nickname I have ever heard of, please no more nicknames unless you can come up with something clever, and please no nicknames for people of different races because it always leads to dumb things like this, why not just call them salt and pepper at this point, I am not surprised this came from Joe mazzulla.

  6. ShadedPenguin

    The fact Mazulla will say the most random shit with a straight face will always be great. He’s like the reverse Ty Lue, who’s funny because of his reactions. Mazulla’s deadpan is just as funny.

  7. No-Chemistry-5356

    I think Mazzulla is slightly autistic. Not for anything involving this post. Just seems a little off.

  8. PrecisionAcc

    So which one is cookies and which one is cream 🤔

  9. AnonymousIguana_

    Plot twist, KP is cookies because of his blocks and Brown is cream because he’s smooth. It’s a chocolate wafer.

    He never specified /s

  10. OpenArse1984

    I did it cuz you know that I’m a fiend, getting freaky in my freaky limousine, know what I mean?  Cookies and Cree-eee-eammm.

  11. actual_yellow_bag

    This dude has to be on the spectrum, there’s just no way he’s not…

  12. BenShelZonah

    Mazulla was heard saying the reasoning was because Jaylen is black and KP is white.

  13. JacquouileFripouile

    Isn’t Joe *Cookies and Cream* man himself lol?

  14. larrylegend1990

    Such creativity……

    Why not make it a trio with Tatum and call it Oreo.

  15. Victor_Wembanyama1

    Honestly it’s very scary. Boston has a legit title shot as ever.

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