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[Mike Curtis] James Wiseman just banged on the window of the media room as Jalen Duren’s availability ended and mouthed: “He’s a beast. He’s a beast.”



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by libihero

25 Comments

  1. dustinharm

    This one is practically designed for Zion / Kelvin pasta. I am not taking the bait.

  2. MagicalHurdles

    Steve Kerr just banged on the window of the media room as James Wiseman got traded and mouthed: “He’s a bust. He’s a bust.”

  3. runevault

    I apologize in advance.

    Zion Williamson banged Moriah Mills in the back of the media room as BI’s availability ended and mouthed “He’s a beast. He’s a beast.”

  4. ilovethisforyou

    When you’re contractually obligated to tweet once a day.

  5. Troll-e-poll-e-o-lee

    6 wins. Nobody is a beast on that team😭

  6. fibberjabber

    Pat Bev just banged on the window of the media room as Russell Westbrook’s media availability ended and mouthed: “Westbrick, Westbrick.”

  7. ExpertCaterpillar2

    Taylor Swift just banged on the window of the media room as Travis Kelce’s availability ended and mouthed: “He’s a beast. He’s a beast.”

  8. justsomedude4202

    I read this like four times and couldn’t figure out why the hell Jameis Winston was in the media area after a Pistons game.

  9. GreekGodofStats

    James Wiseman try to be relevant due to the value of your own performance challenge (impossible)

  10. SkepticalGerm

    Logged in just so I could downvote this absolute waste of a post. This is not news

  11. Overall-Palpitation6

    Wiseman has low-key improved a lot this year, in the minutes he has played. Has cut a lot of fluff out of his game, mainly the drifting towards the perimeter stuff, and become much more efficient. Marvin Bagley was/is the same this year. Perhaps specific instruction from Monty?

  12. AtreusIsBack

    This is some high level journalism here. This information changes everything.

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