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Grand Theft Alvarado strikes again for the easy layup after an ethical Cody Zeller bucket



Grand Theft Alvarado strikes again for the easy layup after an ethical Cody Zeller bucket

by WhatThePenis

48 Comments

  1. TheFrozenBananaStand

    Ooof. Up 41 pts and pulling stuff like that?

  2. commandrr

    jose alvarado with a huge steal to increase the lead to 43.

  3. TheEverbless

    McDaniels has been dogshit terrible because of low effort stuff like this. Just look at the body language. Just tosses it and doesn’t even look at the ball after. Doesn’t even jog up the floor.

    We’re just wasting roster spots on these type of players year in and year out.

  4. nowhathappenedwas

    Fair game to keep scoring if the other team hasn’t given up.

    But that defense on the Zeller dunk is pretty givey uppy.

    Is it coordinated to have bench guys stand up to camouflage him when he comes to the corner? Or was that just coincidence because they were cheering Zeller?

  5. Aggravating_Host6055

    I did not see the score the first time through. Makes it so much funnier it’s during garbage time hahaha

  6. Dull_Entrance9946

    this may have become my favorite move. just once, i want him to rko a guy

  7. BurntHamSandwich

    Worth noting that he did this to former teammate Garrett Temple, just a bit of light trolling we like to get a little silly

  8. SureEntertainment676

    At this point teams should just designate one player to look out for him when they play the Pelicans lmao

  9. Thanks for posting, Jose tricks the director of the broadcast half the time and they cut away

  10. timzallar

    How do teams not know he is going to do this by now?

  11. Imperial_Eggroll

    clowns in here saying this is disrespectful because of the score… there are 2 mins left in the game LOL

  12. Anyone complaining about some “unwritten rules” in this thread is a baby back bitch

    Good on Jose for further embarrassing them. Full effort til the end of the game

  13. summernightsmood

    Damn I didn’t even see him the first watch.

  14. Elsquidwardo85

    I love how every time players get mad about someone dunking at the end of a game people here call them babies but getting a steal with minutes left in the game and it’s a huge crime

  15. haveing_fun

    doing this up 40 is so fuckin funny man, never let em know your next move

  16. MrErnie03

    The “unwritten rules” stuff is lame. Once you are getting paid to play I don’t give a shit. A team could be winning by 100 and still playing their starters and I wouldn’t care. If this was high school or college than I would understand the complaints. 

  17. MrSuperNiceBuddy

    What a fucker…lol.

    I’d love him if he was on my team.

  18. Draymond4Prez

    I don’t mind running up the score but this shit is just doing too much 😭

  19. petarisawesomeo

    Like how does anyone still fall for it at this point? If he is on the floor just check if he is standing in the corner.

  20. Starksgoon

    “you cant do that”. When nobody in the arena had their eyes on Alvarado.

  21. zetcetera

    This shit is always funny, even when it happens to your own team

  22. wannabesurfer

    God he’s so annoying. I wish he was on my team.

  23. gregbills

    I’m a Raptors fan and had zero problem with this. No reason to stop playing and Jose has every right to embarrass us further. I’m ok with all these losses as long as we get down to that protected bottom 6 to keep our pick so this rebuild can get some steam

  24. This has to be top 100 sneakiest basketball plays ever right? I’ve never seen anyone do this

  25. We had a few lazy ass inbounds like this during garbage time.

    And Alvarado never takes a second off. We need some of that dawg from the third stringers.

  26. hotdogflavoredblunt

    That’s quite the backtrack after saying that his biggest contribution is the goofy backcourt steals lol but I respect you coming around in your own way

  27. This is the first ever unique defensive signature move I seen in my life.

  28. Single_Minute2829

    That’s what you get for playing trash basketball. If you’re a bench player playing during garbage time you should make the most of it.

  29. Firing up the crowd at the smoothie king center!

  30. Psychosomatic_Addict

    Hate when this dude does this against my team.

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