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THE DETROIT PISTONS MADE A TRADE!



THE DETROIT PISTONS MADE A TRADE!

Yo what’s going on guys crispy flakes here man the floodgates have officially opened on the 2024 NBA trade deadline as my Detroit Pistons make a big time Splash well imagine you’re watching a movie honey Shrunk the Kids and you are from the perspective of the

Adult and there’s like uh one one one of the one of the shrinkies Le call me in high school uh jumped into a little puddle and little so the splash looks big from the from the shrinkies but from the tall talls that’s the kind of Splash it is bro okay let’s

Talk about this trade one last thing I will be live streaming on this channel from 12 p.m. to 400 p.m. eastern time on 28 2024 so be be sure to hit that subscribe button and turn on the notifications so you don’t miss them man we do it every

Year it’s always a great time okay so here is the uh Splish Splash I’m Taking a Bath bro okay the Utah Jazz are trading I gota learn to say his name now Simon fanto fanto to the detroy Pistons for a 2024 second round pick now um what I do know

About this young blood here is that I watched him a few weeks ago and I called his last name like fedo or something like that so uh yeah now see it’s fonio Simone fonio I know he’s a pretty good shooter he’s only like a he’s only like

A rookie so that’s a really good young player to have man he’s probably what like maybe 20 or so um I’m happy with this is a second round pick no one Weaver he would have screwed that up so let’s get the sure thing this dude’s been a bucket for the Utah Jazz

Man uh let’s check out his stats see what he’s kind of been all about yeah we really got to get to know him here man we’re really going to get to know him let’s uh maybe shrink this down a little bit okay okay okay so Simon oh he’s got Twitter oh shoot I’m

Going to follow him bro he’s also got Instagram position small forward shoot right I could have swore this man was a lefty but I’ll take it uh he could have may be like the next ton prce 68 209 pounds so we’re about the same weight

But he’s like a foot taller than me um December n 1995 boring bro you’re 28 bro you’re 28 years old bro damn your damn one like guy of the damn NBA no 28 oh oh okay I thought he was younger I thought he was younger okay I thought he

Was younger okay um wow he’s 28 and and 60 days years old that’s still I mean that’s not old that’s fine he’s probably got a good contract right what’s what’s what’s he do man what’s he do okay so we got his last five games here last five games see

If he’s kind of been been oh two points against OKC 11 point Point against Milwaukee buckets against New York okay okay what’s he doing though man oh he’s not even a rookie he played last year I don’t remember him in the slightest bro I can’t be a good indicator um he’s

Averaging nine points four rebounds two assists on 39% shooting okay I oh what’s this per 36 that’s always kind of interesting to maybe look at yeah per 30 let me just shrink this down what am I doing what am I doing man what am I doing okay um shoot God

Ah Welcome to My Life B bro where is per 36 oh I scroll up too high or too far down okay uh per 36 I think what’s maybe most disappointing about uh fantasio is that I thought he was younger he’s on a rookie oh he’s on a rookie deal too or on

A okay you know what you know what a second round pick let’s see what happens hope to see you guys all at the live stream on February 8th 12:00 p.m. to 4m Eastern Time right here on crispy flakes hit that sub button my friends

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30 Comments

  1. I aint happy about this cuz the pistons usually score big in the second round after they draft a bum in the first so Idk how I feel about this..

  2. with the name Simone, I almost thought detroit gave up a second rounder for a WNBA player. Wouldn't have surprised me at this point. I'd trade killian hayes for some wnba expiring contracts. WNBA team would probably decline the offer

  3. I thought it was a good trade it’s like a set up trade. It means the pistons are probably trading one of they bigs probably wiseman or Stewart soon

  4. Hahah @krispyflakes im not sad though, we traded a player we picked up for basically nothing into a baby Gallo, it’s nothing big for us to take yet

  5. This is the only good thing this FO has done in months. For a regular donut maker like Knox?

  6. WTF we gave up Knox and procida also. He best be more than scraps. Wow he looks pretty good. I think we'll be happy if we resign him.

  7. Fontecchio is a rotational player, 3-and-D sort of dude. He's a good player to be in your team, but he won't start.

  8. You didnt say his name right and he was a starter for the Jazz. SMH He is 28 and second year! Restricted free agent end of year no wonder Pistons clueless like their fans.

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