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HEAT zero brain cells coaching vs. CELTICS | February 11, 2024



HEAT zero brain cells coaching vs. CELTICS | February 11, 2024

The Heat have numbers defensively they have more defensive players than the Celtics have offensive players just brain dead idiot spoler understand that so everyone’s up now herrow adabo Jaz certainly guarding the ball forcing Jaylen Brown into help look at your help there’s nothing but heat Defenders here

And you’re playing off is that some heat culture what is heat culture losing unless we have LeBron same exact thing Caleb Martin needs to be getting back to the three-point line now your jacz I can get up and guard here because I have help in the middle of the floor but kale

This is a coaching thing this is disgraceful spol terrible Caleb Martin get underneath the three-point line and in the gaps you’ve got to get that dribble picked up because you can stunt and recover look at that you missed that that’s heat culture garbage so now Tyler

Harrow away from the ball I head on a swivel with your feet set in a defensive stance seeing ball seeing man none of the those things happen and Derek white beat you back door Harry roier falling on this play has no impact on what happens first of

All you should be hedging the screen because where’s christops porzingis popping to Nowhere Caleb Martin’s there but this is heat losing culture heat losing culture so Terry Rosier Falls it doesn’t matter but you’re in your idiot drop coverage Caleb Martin has got to be rotating to porzingis here on the pick

And pop aabo would go to Jaylen Brown pushing Tyler herrow to the corner bu out bio’s not going to go from the paint to guarding porzingis heat losing culture spoler is a loser this is Criminal Behavior this impacts everyone this is disgusting ice the screen keep Derek white to the sidelines where’s

Poor zingis rolling to nothing but backside help you run your garbage idiot drop coverage so now porzingis is rolling into empty space what other result were you expecting that’s criminal Behavior that’s every problem with everything what even are the Heat doing here you paid $120 million for an incompetent piece of trash spola

Incompetent piece of trash I would ice the screen okay I guess are the Heat and drop coverage here then Kevin Love needs to be recovering like right now when that pass gets made were you planning on Switching the screen than the switch needed to happen at the point of the

Screen and herrow should already be guarding porzingis what is this that you youth l coaching Middle School level coaching Pete are in their disgusting idiot Zone with spoler half a brain running Duncan Robinson’s got to guard the wing so Josh Richardson can take the middle in cornette and then switch the

Screen and then Haywood outh can stay home on Pritchard Kevin Love is guarding the corner why is Duncan Robinson leaving the wing to guard we got two Heat players guarding the corner so now heith has to switch the screen and pritchard’s wide open very small brains

Bull have is is if there is any this is actually great defense here jacz comes all the way up to the Elbow leaving Drew H in the corner to help on Jason Tatum so but when the help comes Jaz is not getting back to the corner duh this is

An X Out bam out of bio’s going to the corner Jaz is coming to the block but you have very small tiny brain making lots of money coaching so you’re gonna have jacz try and recover to the corner not happening what else is there to say this is fraud this is coruption your

Eric spoler gets paid $120 million his pick and roll defense is to give Jason Tatum an open three could you imagine playing for this idiot coaching with this idiot zero brain zero cells get up and hedge and push tum out there’s no place for porzingis to roll to look at

This pick this is fraud this is corruption this is disgusting look at this you pay a coach 120 million you want to know why there’s problems on this Earth cuz Eric spoler makes even a nickel coaching B basketball you’re trapping jayen Brown so Terry roier goes from trapping Jaylen Brown on the pass

To recovering to the weak side of the floor Tyler herrow was guarding Jaylen Brown originally you’re not not guarding Jaylen Brown anymore look at that very small brain you don’t go over a handoff ever not ever not ever ever not an opinion never bam AO gets up and jams

The screener poor zingis use your body show your hands so Jason t is not pulling off this handoff and Duncan Robinson’s going to go under and meet Tatum on the other side you go over look at very tiny brain spoler goes over how’s Duncan Robinson supposed to guard

Now he’s not no brain do the heat work on where their help coverages are ever for $120 million you’ve paid an absolute clown bam AIO and Terry Rosier are standing in the middle of the floor cayb Martin should be up right now up forcing Tatum making sure he’s coming into that

Help but you’re playing off again so now you’re just letting him get deeper in the post away from the help and it’s a jumper this is 100% a coaching thing 110% a coaching thing everything wrong with The Planet everyone everyone’s problems are because of this garbage because this look at spola folding his

Arms like the that he is complete idiot Tyler Herold cross screen gets set I’ve got to jam porzingis as he comes through so that bam mile comes on the other side you have to jam Kristof toward us as he comes through CU if you don’t that happens idiot what does zero

Brain cells spoler doing on this screen here for $ 120 million you clown you piece of trash why is this not a switch It’s Kayla Martin and Tyler Harrow what would you even call this ball screen defense so Derek White’s wide open zero brain cells fronting the post

For no reason get underneath and battle D Tatum’s outside the elbow so you’re fronting for no reason with no backside help so now you’re going to have to scramble to get over and guard right here look at how far Haywood Heisman is coming down to help you look at this all

The way up what do you go over this force him towards the middle of the floor look at heith why are you making sure he can go Baseline zero brain cells same thing now it’s Duncan Robinson though first of all why is Duncan Robinson not in a defensive stance show

Arms out Palms of his feet ready to guard and then again look where your help is towards the middle of the floor so you’d want to shade Drew holiday to the middle of the floor but that’s not a defensive stance your feet are on the ground so holiday one dribble and you’re

Cooked same thing as the last clip now it’s not going to burn him here but your help is right there with Kevin Love he can help and recover you’re letting poor zingis go away from help so now if the Celtics wanted if they really wanted with zero brain cells spola Payton

Pritchard’s wide open in the corner for three so your help you sent him away from where your help is so now when the shot goes up though could JZ please find Payton Pritchard and box out you don’t work on that either coaching thing coaching thing everything wrong with Earth thing sit

Down spola you idiot you only win when you heat culture what we only when we have LeBron we win every time else we don’t Duncan Robinson’s got to be attached to s Hower you’re jamming Bor zingus as he comes through which he does but you’ve got to be attached to Hower

So you’re right look at this you’re unattached so now Hower is gonna set the screen and then go to the three-point line and be wide open nice zero brain cells zero look at Caleb Martin on this play look at haime jacz they are going to literally stand next to high Smith

Could you please get up and guard you have help what you’re just literally letting Jay look at this with all this help you’re just going to still let Jaylen Brown walk into the paint okay fine his dribbles picked up you guarded that poorly but now just get your hands

Up the dribbles picked up why are your hands not up he has no place to go and you don’t have your hands up the same thing with Duncan Robinson again your help at Caleb Martin bam out bio all the way over and help now the dribbles look

At this his dribble is picked up just get your hands up why are you leaving your feet instantly instantly he has no place to go yet you gave him a place to go this is a coaching thing this is offensive this offense should be offensive to everyone every single

Person on the look at spol you are a loser a a highly paid loser Caleb Martin’s got to go over the top of the screen and Bam maabo gets attached with his arms out bam ao’s away from the screener and Caleb Martin’s going up the gut wide openen three that’s coaching

Thing lose heat culture right losing is this not a part of heat culture what is heat culture it’s losing every year unless you have LeBron Duncan Robinson you switch underneath the screener every time do the Heat work on it what about some of those other coaches and

Pat Riley idiots get under the screener on the switch you’re going over the top so now take you’re drawing a backside Defender and now Jaylen Brown’s Cuts wide open heat culture losing all the time

Celtics 110 – Heat 106
#nba #basketball #miamiheat #bostonceltics

49 Comments

  1. Bro, only 30 seconds in and im already dead. "what is heat culture? Winning only when we have lebron?" Lol

  2. They should fire SpoelsTROLL and replace him with LeBron, clearly they cannot win a ring without #JustABumFromAkronโ€™s coaching. Erik โ€œmy parents spelled my name wrong on the birth certificateโ€ Spoelstra too busy looking at the Heat dancers for his next wife to coach fr fr ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  3. This mans hatred for drop coverage gives me life lol. Also i knew he was gonna bring up the contract, ha!

  4. I watched the game and it did look that Heat let that one run away from them. This guy is right about all this stuff, but he is going on Spoelstra too hard. I mean, two finals in four years and 4-3 loss in ECF… Given who is on the roster, I can't say he is a bad coach

  5. Clearly a crazy heat fan. An under talented team has been in the finals twice in 4 years. It's common knowledge Spolstra is a top 5 coach. Hate this guy. At least he's passionate. Hate to find in heat fans.

  6. Just got a new subscriber from me i found this acc by pure coincidence and itโ€™s hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what is heat culture โ€œonly winning when lebron is thereโ€ btw Iโ€™m not just a heat hater Iโ€™m a heat fan but we can appreciate great content ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

  7. It really is no wonder NBA teams need international talent to bouy the poor coaching rampant in all parts of US basketball. Playing defense 4 feet away from the ball handler while you have numbers is just lacking fundamentals. That should be fixed by the time someone is in the NBA.

  8. ngl this is lame and I'm a celtics fan. heat did fine hedging on the kp 3. stop acting like spo controls his players with a remote controller lol

  9. He Big Mad ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธ

  10. That's FACTS ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  11. Zero brain cells ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what is heat culture ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…actually heat was winning(a lil bit) before lebum got there….which actually WHY he came down to Miami in first place

  12. Ever consider the possibility that it's the players who are idiots and simply aren't listening to their coaches?

  13. โ€œThis is fraud, this is corruptionโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ as a Celtics fan I canโ€™t help but laugh. This team cannot hang with the Cs this year.

  14. 3 minutes into vid, best breakdown video EVER!! ๐Ÿ˜… Heat coaching, truth hurts. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜…

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