Haliburton story from when he got traded: “I get another call, ‘hey, weird stuff is happening, we just dont know who the team is’— and then Wojnarowski’s voice comes on, ‘I think it’s Indiana’— I’m like what, how is he on the phone, I’m thinking this is a call with my agent!.. This guy’s mysterious”
from yesterday’s Wojnarowski pod with Tyrese Haliburton as part of All Star weekend
It’s true, I was on the phone with my ex as we were going through a rough breakup and suddenly Woj’s voice came on the line and said “sometimes people grow apart but you will always cherish the memories you shared together.”
lambopanda
Woj is actually the one making all the draft and trade in the NBA.
jkeefy
This is hilarious
dae5oty
So that’s how he does it. Woj with the illegal wiretap
BetweenTheBuzzAndMe
what if Woj is secretly every team’s GM and every player’s agent
PusseySleigher
Is Woj a CIA agent? Agent Wojnarowski?
CountOff
Godfather Woj
He pulls all the strings
TheLukastanian
Wojbombs show no limits
zarvinny
WojNSArowskcIA
zarvinny
Tim Donaghy was calling Scott Foster about the Suns-Spurs playoff game, and Wojnarowski’s voice comes on, ‘I think the fix is in’ – Tim’s like what, how does he know already?… This guy’s mysterious
Pocket_Beans
Woj is an information broker
riviw61
Woj is the real commissioner, Shams knew too much
K1ngCrimsn
Shams in shambles
snatchi
Don’t we already know this? Woj gets his scoops from FOs, Shams gets his from player agents.
That’s how Woj would know before the agent.
Lazarus704
This is so weird lmao wtf?
applicatecomplicate
Still can’t believe the Kings gave this guy up for Sabonis. At only 23 years old he’s the best offensive orchestrator in the league and 15th highest career AST% in league history, while also being an elite scorer and 3pt shooter.
caulpain
its because his reps have more loyalty to woj than tyrese. and tyrese went on woj’s pod to justify that decision 😭
realgamergirlTM
If my agent called me and didn’t tell me that there was a reporter on the line I would be furious
reeldill
Bruh knew before the Agent lmao yea dawg it’s looking like midwest
betweenthebars34
Woj and others are honestly bottom-feeders in a system that’s set up for them to mine engagement and money from the capitalism obsession of trades. Careers on the backs of the players, though these nerds have nothing to do with the success of anything. Just mining and releasing info (which is sometimes downright wrong).
CallmeKap
Woj on the sneaky merge call
dissphemism
it’s like that Ron Artest story about Phil Jackson being the Zen Master, speaking to him telepathically during the game
PainSubstantial710
The agent whisperer
notasianjim
Woj’s “per sources” is just himself in all of those meetings huh?
ecr1277
Wait, he just knows Woj’s voice? I barely know my parents voice if the just start talking as a third person on a random call I’d just be confused like who the hell is this?
smw2102
I’m at a family Thanksgiving dinner. And there’s this wierd stuff on the table—we just know what the dish is— and I notice a large figure hovering over the dish— it’s Kelvin Benjamin, “I think it’s pudding…” I’m thinking this is a thanksgiving dinner with my family! This guy is mysterious.
Numerous_Resist_8863
I don’t know how you can feel comfortable with your agent again after that.
kekehippo
Woj just having 3-Somes with everyone
altitties
I feel like this is just a joke that’s going over yalls heads.
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It’s true, I was on the phone with my ex as we were going through a rough breakup and suddenly Woj’s voice came on the line and said “sometimes people grow apart but you will always cherish the memories you shared together.”
Woj is actually the one making all the draft and trade in the NBA.
This is hilarious
So that’s how he does it. Woj with the illegal wiretap
what if Woj is secretly every team’s GM and every player’s agent
Is Woj a CIA agent? Agent Wojnarowski?
Godfather Woj
He pulls all the strings
Wojbombs show no limits
WojNSArowskcIA
Tim Donaghy was calling Scott Foster about the Suns-Spurs playoff game, and Wojnarowski’s voice comes on, ‘I think the fix is in’ – Tim’s like what, how does he know already?… This guy’s mysterious
Woj is an information broker
Woj is the real commissioner, Shams knew too much
Shams in shambles
Don’t we already know this? Woj gets his scoops from FOs, Shams gets his from player agents.
That’s how Woj would know before the agent.
This is so weird lmao wtf?
Still can’t believe the Kings gave this guy up for Sabonis. At only 23 years old he’s the best offensive orchestrator in the league and 15th highest career AST% in league history, while also being an elite scorer and 3pt shooter.
its because his reps have more loyalty to woj than tyrese. and tyrese went on woj’s pod to justify that decision 😭
If my agent called me and didn’t tell me that there was a reporter on the line I would be furious
Bruh knew before the Agent lmao yea dawg it’s looking like midwest
Woj and others are honestly bottom-feeders in a system that’s set up for them to mine engagement and money from the capitalism obsession of trades. Careers on the backs of the players, though these nerds have nothing to do with the success of anything. Just mining and releasing info (which is sometimes downright wrong).
Woj on the sneaky merge call
it’s like that Ron Artest story about Phil Jackson being the Zen Master, speaking to him telepathically during the game
The agent whisperer
Woj’s “per sources” is just himself in all of those meetings huh?
Wait, he just knows Woj’s voice? I barely know my parents voice if the just start talking as a third person on a random call I’d just be confused like who the hell is this?
I’m at a family Thanksgiving dinner. And there’s this wierd stuff on the table—we just know what the dish is— and I notice a large figure hovering over the dish— it’s Kelvin Benjamin, “I think it’s pudding…” I’m thinking this is a thanksgiving dinner with my family! This guy is mysterious.
I don’t know how you can feel comfortable with your agent again after that.
Woj just having 3-Somes with everyone
I feel like this is just a joke that’s going over yalls heads.
Woj intruded that bitch like the State Farm guy.