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How can Ham really be this bad!?



I mean seriously you don’t think people tell him like hey man you fucking suck at calling timeouts and your lineups are complete ass. Can Phil handy not just stand up and call a timeout? How much power does someone have as head coach? They clearly watch film and I fucking know people tell him this 3/4 guard lineups are not fucking working. I know for a fact people tell him why tf is prince playing more than 20 mins? I mean how can he be this fucking delusional and incompetent. He kills all the moment and usually it’s players that lose games but he’s lost most games for the lakers. Our guys out there playing vs the opponents and darvin ham at the same time, it’s as if he’s trying to make it harder to win. This man should be in jail for fucks sake

by thinkslikemercury

28 Comments

  1. I can see Ham be a decent coach for a young up and coming team where he can afford to make rookie coaching mistakes and learn on the fly.

    However, for a championship contender that needs to win NOW where those simple mistakes are magnified 10-fold and is the difference between a W or L? Sorry, but Ham is not the coach for that job.

  2. Cucklord4646

    His mistakes are literally stuff a coach learns at the elementary level. Idk what he said in his interview but holy fuck he put on a good show

  3. Good_Evening_4145

    Is he one of those advocates of small ball and dribble dribble around?

  4. Medium-Antelope2926

    why is Ham taking all the blame and not Pelinka for this roster??

    Pelinka didnt build a good team AND he did jack shit at the trade deadline

    This is what MID teams do they look great half the time and bad half the time.

    You people are just blinded by a completely phony WCF run last season they literally played the ONLY 2 good matchups

    Lakers would have lost to Suns, Kings, Nuggets, Wolves they would not have beaten ANYONE in a long series except Grizzlies/Warriors the 2 teams with no size

    And now this season the only 2 teams they can beat are the Warriors and Thunder and now the Wolves since KAT got hurt

    Lakers cant beat the Kings, Nuggets, Suns or Clippers

  5. Vegasguy3124

    Fell asleep during the 1st quarter after AD missed that corner 3. *What’d I miss?*

  6. outsidehere

    He’s a great coach… for a tanking team. Rookie coaches should never coach contenders. It is tare for them to be great. Ty Lue, Kerr and Udoka are the only exceptions. What helped them is that they knew how to run the Xs and Os

  7. 7DS_Escanor

    Ham definitely should be gone this off-season. Dude already got the best season for LBJ and AD with no major injuries and has the best roster of his coaching career.

  8. I’ll put this as nicely as I can – He’s not very bright.

  9. songs_dongs

    Ham is fucking shit. The only thing worse than him are his defenders.
    I do understand that Dlo and Reaves aren’t world class defenders (but I don’t expect anyone to stop any other guard today). But what is our most glaring problem is the fucking onslaught of wide ass open threes we give up and how poorly we defend the cuts to the basket.

    All year long we’ve given up wide ass open threes. And all year long there have been 0 adjustments to fix that shit. Every motherfucking game we’re giving up at least 10-15 wide open, uncontested threes – and that’s just the uncontested threes. We’re not talking about uncontested mids or the mass of the half-assed effort contests that lead to shit like all of Porter’s one dribble pull ups.

    Rotations, communication, effort and other basic, general good defensive habits have to be worked on in practice. All that shit has to be handled by the coach. That’s what the fuckers paid to deal with – and clearly dumb fuck Ham has done fuck all to improve anything.

    Fuck that guy

  10. Old_Power7716

    No respectable coaches want to coach lebron

  11. The shit that made me turn off the game yesterday was when Handy fucking stepped up and bitched at the refs and got a tech, instead of Mr. quiet ass pockets here being too humble to get his own team going. Dude’s going to surpass Byron Scott as our worst coach of all time.

  12. osama-bin-dada

    The Ham is under cooked. It came out medium rare

  13. Zelgius87

    If have to ask this question, you already know the answer.

  14. crunchybrowndraws

    FO took the cheap route when it came to getting a head coach. I can imagine they had a team meeting where Rob and Jeanie said he’s our man and don’t question it or him

  15. Salmonellapancakes

    Bron has to cut Jeanie a loan or something so she can fire Ham and make payroll. Idc if you gotta promise him a statue or whatever to make it happen, last night may have been the worst Laker’s game of this era

  16. Salmonellapancakes

    Bron has to cut Jeanie a loan or something so she can fire Ham and make payroll. Idc if you gotta promise him a statue or whatever to make it happen, last night may have been the worst Laker’s game of this era

  17. imbabyttv

    I truly believe he’s doing this on purpose to get fired and get paid to not work but Jeanie just won’t do it and he’s just as confused as we are cuz there’s just no way someone can be this bad

  18. kindalikeacoustic

    Did our starters really only play 5 minutes together, all game? 

  19. iKnockout

    Kings are a helluva of a ball club….HELLUVA ball club

  20. tRuth_But_oNly

    He is just a scapegoat at this point..for what reasons I DO NOT WISH TO KNOW

  21. Realistic-4701

    He must go! Having the starters only play 5 min together and in that time they were ahead by 18 and Ham makers substitutions and 13 min later the Kings are up by 25? REALLY, the Lakers must have a a stats person that could show Ham what happens when his favorite bench warmers play over 20 in a game? It’s really easy they are 0and15. WTF, he can’t be that stupid. What the hell is going on.??

  22. Glorified motivational speaker and even sucks at that

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