My Response To UrinatingTree

My Response To UrinatingTree

Yo what’s going on guys crispy flakes here so I was in my backyard busting a piston on a tree you might say I was urinating on a tree urinating tree piss piston and it brought me to my dude urinating trees YouTube channel bro I haven’t watched it in a while in the

Latest upload tled the Detroit Pistons the Lost leader of the NBA I’m sleep CU you got to tell me you you’re going tell me the urinating bro where they at though huh where they at though how are we the loss leaders when when when we have a higher win percentage than the lizards

Let’s check it out would prove to be a bit of a silver lining for the P you hear that me neither because there’s nothing better to ignore the long simmering outrage of sports fans than the everyday headphones courtesy of today sponsor rayon nice yo my man used Greg Special K kler for that

Bro all right let’s get the man’s code always got to put the the code on the screen I’ve actually I don’t know if I’ve ever used raycons before but uh I’ve used uh wireless earbuds I guess I don’t think that’s like an impressive thing to for me to point out like oh

Yeah that technology I use them wireless earbuds also okay uh yeah this is his code utree your order as well for this offer greatest you’rein 18 okay here we go oh wait I got I got to see the full thing all right here we go here we go here we Go Detroit p Oh man look at that food hey Troy dad can you smell the success in the air I don’t know if it’s that or carbon monoxide poison the ladder might be more tolerable to some the Detroit Pistons are one of the teams in professional sports an inspiration to every John Jane

And Joseph who dreams of aiming love fancying themselves as a welfare leech detrimental to society and Gorge at the great trough of complacency and R so what say you dear viewer will you join us on this journey of sheer suckitude do I have to [ __ ] no you could suck my dick

Yes I would love to find out more bro I’ve been bro bro bro bro if anybody’s getting their dsed it’s me okay I’ve been dealing with this stuff forever okay I’ve been on this journey my entire life ain’t no one going to ask your D

Bro okay bro i’ I’ve I’ve been a fan of this team forever man man okay what you got there oh dang $200 oh d man so youve turned into this mockumentary wondering to yourself what are the Detroit Pistons all about what makes this team special well for that

You don’t have to look far at one point in time the Pistons were a winning franchise think seven NBA Finals appearances throughout their history 24 alumni enshrined in the Hall of Fame proud group and respectable Foo the same well the results were I don’t know if

Respectable is the word I use uh I think a lot of you guys hated us a lot of people hated the Bad Boys um that was a little bit before my time anyway man so you know I take more credit for my 2014 three different decades take watch

Boys of the80s the 2004 Miracle run traiter Jack yet all good things must come to an end with the Pistons and ended with Bill Davidson ascending to Heavenly Prestige Mode after this tragic passing the legend of old had to just get rid of all those pesky

Traits of the team and you have the Pistons of today team that features the Elita basketball Kade Cunningham jadeen iy and some other [ __ ] they found Morphin Begley and James wisman out of the hold up bro bro jayen d man man this dude’s putting up equal stats to uh seven Tom all

Star not seven time Allstar seven time defensive player all team bam out of Bio other [ __ ] oh they found Marvin Begley and James wisman out of the dumpster remember when everyone thought they’d be good oh those were indeed the I really don’t just like the times when Detroit

Would make the playoffs to get absolutely pasted by real team in 14 consecutive up bro I can’t watch this how far we days of grand experiments like that of Blake Griffin like his knee the fan base gets wait okay wait wa wait Trey to BU hars Avery Bradley b in a

Pick that would turn into miles bridges for one All-Star game I mean you say what you want about Blake Griffin in his time here in Detroit he did play really well one season and probably brought some most exciting basketball in a long time I don’t really see too much that we gave

Up here bro Tobias Avery I remember him missing layups Griffin like his KNE the to watch it explode into a thousand fragments like his shf decline this team is built for death to watch let’s take you back to October van optimism had a fever pitch as they run out the gate flaming hot

Bursting out the seems to take claim of the NBA’s Elite with an unbelievable two and we have a hot start why wouldn’t they be excited they just beat the Bulls by 16 the future was sure L Al going to be roaring louder than your drunk unles

Dodge Ram in the Motor City and they certainly were roaring with laughter seeing an opportunity to fill a needed void Detroit would gloriously lose game after game after game bro a bro I bro I bro okay okay one thing I’ve not seen yet M it’s Monty Williams man I swear BR

All please listen to me ER nating please man it’s Monty Williams bro this team like yeah there’s some there’s some Busters on this team bro like I’m not going to lie man but at the same time there’s so much of a good foundation I’m telling you man I’m pleading out there

Guys this his team’s going to be fine until Mont well not until Monty’s gone actually I don’t know man might not be fine probably trade everybody man I’m getting sad I’m getting sad bro after hilariously bad game game not only losing but being repeatedly blown out of Moby Dick’s whale hole against

Elite teams they lose against Bottom Feeders they lose against underman teams any competent team should beat they lose can you count the consecutive losses they acrew 28 breaking records and breaking hearts the secret recipe is that they aren’t deliberately tanking they just suck no we got a bad Co chasing history and

Wa wait they all one bro I bro I please please man please bring up Monty bro man you can’t just put on the players bro this is not fair to these young Bloods trit was allowed to win for the first time in two months like throughout most of their history Toronto ruins

Everything if you watch closely you’ll see Monty Williams recognize that he made a huge mistake in punished by the Suns to be pun wait let’s see wait wait wait sorry I’ll hear that FY I’m sorry I’m sorry I can’t read so quick all the time man everything

If you watch closely you’ll see Monty Williams recognize that he made a huge mistake in coming here is it entirely his fault not exactly he’s doing his best sabotaging effort but let’s be fair Prime Greg papovich couldn’t Salvage this singing ship often they turn over the ball and

Get personal fouls I can see the entire coaching staff age in real time the Pistons are paying this man $13 million a season the largest contract for a coach in NBA history to what a team beat dog [ __ ] you can just feel the money burn from your television screen sorry

Monty no one cares if the Pistons were screwed out of a victory against the next du to ref B your coaching stock yeah it took him about three months to care this is the like like like like like literally this right here was like you know what all this emotion was for

Monte Williams I think it was fake I literally think that Monty William cuz Monty Williams his mindset bro is like on I don’t know bro I don’t know if he was like part of the event Avengers team that went back in time to save or destroy Thanos or something bro because

This man’s mind is in the past bro or in the future I don’t know where at it’s just not where everybody else is at man and I feel like it took him three months to care and he’s not a good coach and this isn’t a punishment against Monty this is a

Punishment because of Monty man had Isaiah livers starting man was putting time and effort more so into Killian Hayes Killian Hayes instead of Ivy these were decisions he was making he still got beefs to playing the four man going to spiral into nothing like Dwayne casy before him and you’ll accept

It with a smile on your face fearing reality the team would defend their honor yeah we’re not 2 and 26 bad hell no you know what I mean like no are we that bad the Pistons were 226 I he’ll be freed as soon as we’re free of

Him Pistons fans we love Kade he is not we are all prisoners to M we we are all prisoners to this front office if you want to free Kade free me also free the rest of the troit because we’re all prisoners man we deserve so much better

Than this management team so much better it’s disgusting just listen to the crowd showcase their approval sell the team sell the team sell the team sell the team sell the team needs Invidia stuck when Detroit’s around speaking of business oh boy that wasn’t the business relationship between a team and its city

Is a special one unless you’re a complete kin it’s a fruitful Enterprise for all parties and lo and behold the Pistons are at the the Forefront of such Endeavors think of the promotional possibilities of such a combination thanks to a Savvy partnership for every home when fans get free boneless wings

At Wingstop this season’s delivered satisfaction to so many customers hurry up will we’re hungry over here look at us my kids ground control to Major T it’s funny cuz it hurts the answer is most likely no but the team will Mak random trades buan bonovich congratulations you’re free of

This horrible Purgatory sadly not many El are with Major Tom holding the strings I forgot to introduce you this beloved man is Tom gor the owner of this illustrious Club a man so revered that he’s probably one it dead Andor alive at Little Caesar’s Arena most likely with a

Public execution at half court by a man he he’ll it’ll never happen because he uh he he’s just chilling out in Hollywood you know man Beverly Hills that’s Hollywood right look how drunk this man looks bro man bro why are you why are you sweating so much that is a man that’s overheated

Due to alcohol consumption he looks drunk bro we got a drunk run in this team bro we got a drunk run in this team we got a mumbler in the GM spot and we got a coach that that that is just trying to finesse the paycheck bro that’s what’s going on

We’re not 2 and 28 bad wearing re Hamilton’s mask but the chance for Redemption is at hand what should Tom gors do boy a stop throwing money at poor Personnel fites B give a proper [ __ ] about team performance or C sell the team what should Tom gors do stop throwing

Money care about team performance sell the team sell the team I don’t want Tom gors to care he does he’s not capable of caring you mind know what he’s capable of getting lost in the sauce baby that’s what he’s capable of man okay is there mold in my alcohol what the

Heck oh no that was just the reflection it’s all good okay if you answered any of these you’re wrong wait wait there is no I can’t see it cuz there is no war in I can’t read it he’ll do none of that let him tell

You for himself we have a good core we have a good foundation we have these all these young players we have a young car Young play oh movich he’s a young player he’s a shut the hell up and do the right thing execute and have urgency but don’t don’t ruin the

Ship the boat here it’s pretty good don’t worry though Pistons fans change is coming probably in the form of nickels and dies think of what this team does for the community for crying out loud winning is an all a franchise can do you know the season winding down what

Will this organization think of next rebuilding a rebuild of a failed rebuild cherish this Majesty we’re witnessing a legendary season in the 313 the greatest accomplishment in at least 15 years and the reward for it will probably be selecting fifth in the upcoming draft as has always been Written he ain’t wrong there ain’t even no good players in this draft bro the best you can your best you can hope for man is Alex SAR bro and even him he’s uh his ceiling is like jiren Jackson bro Junior

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EkPfTakMDA&ab_channel=UrinatingTree