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The Official Kobe Bryant Statue Has Three Misspelled Names/Words



Instead of Jose Calderon’s name on the boxscore of Kobe’s faithful 81-point night against the Raptors, it says Jose Calderson. Instead of Von Wafer’s correctly spelled name, it reads Vom Wafer, and instead of ‘Coach’s Decision’ it reads ‘Coach’s Decicion’, even though it was spelled correctly directly above.

by piiizzzzaaaaa

37 Comments

  1. DarkPhantom2497

    Damn they must have been very close to writing “Colby Bryant” on the statue

  2. donta5k0kay

    The statue also looks stupid

    Looks like a bad angle of Kobe

    Kobe would have wanted it torn down and done right

  3. Don’t they have people who check through these things to avoid mistakes?

  4. SharpSwag

    I didnt even realize the stat sheet was on there. Seems kinda dumb to put those names on there, but misspellings shouldnt happen. Huge failure with that.

  5. loco_mixer

    it must have been a crazy deadline for making these and nobody had time to double check. lol, how unprofessional is this?

  6. Admirable_Bed3

    The way Jeanie has “honored” his legacy never felt right after doing the whole jersey ceremony with notes on a sheet of very crumpled paper. Like, damn, this guy made your family hundreds of millions, can’t you at least have someone on staff type down your spiel?

  7. BayesBestFriend

    Imagine if the lakers FO had to run a small market team lmao, they’d be so cooked without the LA easy mode

  8. Apart-Volume9340

    But this sub said it was made by the Lebron of Michael Jordan statue sculptors

  9. So, the statue seemed great at first but upon close inspection, is deeply flawed. How meta.

  10. SkeletalJam

    In other news Golden State unveiled their Raymond Green statue

  11. lochnesslapras

    Lol I wish it could be timed on how long the first HR employee takes to check this

    Giving it 3 hours till an official statement appears

  12. Bewitched-Clover

    It also doesn’t mention he is 1/1 on rapes.

  13. shammgod_10

    Different scenario but remember shaq’s retired jersey? Lol

  14. DocCharlesXavier

    Did no one at the top even bother to look at this before the unveiling? Really shows how much they care, sheesh

  15. Disastrous-Pie-9785

    The original stat sheet DID have those errors and the makers just did an exact copy.

  16. Before we bash too much, somebody confirm with his wife to make sure this is how Kobe wanted it

  17. GhostwoodGG

    Am I the only one enjoying the irony of “faithful” rather than the more appropriate “fateful” in this post

  18. Anderson_Silvas_Shin

    Not to be nitpicky but in a post where you’re pointing out mistakes, you should be careful not to make any.
    *”Fateful night” not “faithful night”

  19. DonConstantine04

    the people who really in their feelings about this are the type of people I do not want to meet in life. miserable bastards.

    Its Kobe
    Its a statue to get a photo with and bring back some memories.

    Statues are dumb anyway. Kobe is Kobe. chill on the statue.

    I bet jose calderon wishes kobe put 81 past someone else anyway.

    i worry about some of yall. The ball season is good right now and yall worry about some proofreading. if Kobe was here, he would think yall weird

  20. It’s this type or carelessness that drives me mad.

  21. Bone_Dogg

    Embarrassing, but why are all those names even on the statue?

  22. ZarduHasselffrau

    How the fuck do you write “Decision” right first and on the very next line you get it wrong?

  23. LeBron outsourced the spelling to his Promise School.

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