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Detroit Pistons GM Troy Weaver is a weapon of mass destruction



Detroit Pistons GM Troy Weaver is a weapon of mass destruction

[Applause] you suck in your J oh boy look look Pistons GM Troy Weaver threatened to beat a Fan’s ass uh what are we doing what what is going on is that Troy Dolan sell the team you think I should sell the team you want to not to come to any more games why that’s

Rude what’s your opinion no it’s not an opinion know enjoy watching them on TV bring him him hold him for Kevin hold him for Kevin hold him for Kevin except in this case lucky select fans get to go home with beatss by Troy how do you threaten fist to cuffs with another man

And they get thrown out he’s essentially kicking him out for telling the truth you are kicking this man out for being right are you an NBA ref now you’re lucky I don’t beat your ass he’s lucky you don’t beat his ass be thankful there are still fans asses to beat Troy we’ve

Burned the redness of 80% of Detroit’s fan base now let’s physically assault what remains Debo Weaver why you tripping Debo shut [ __ ] knock your ass out told you want some beat him that beat you down who else want some who else want some a de ball who this season

For Detroit has been a combination of small poox Bubonic plague and the t- virus from Resident Evil some of you newer faces who just got here you don’t know what I went through in the beginning of the Season you want to go and watch if you care to see a grown man

Implode like a red giant go right ahead that playlist from hell is still being updated I haven’t laid eyes on this man since last year and the first time I see him in months he is kicking people out he should kick himself out I don’t think I’ve ever

Heard of a GM threatening to whoop another person’s rear have have you guys heard that before I haven’t and of course he has to be GM of the Detroit Pistons the capital of ass whoopings and it of course gets picked up by different media outlets and it’s just negativity

It’s more negativity it’s more nonsense it’s more buffoonery and what can you even do at this point we don’t have the losing streak record for people to pay attention to us so I guess now is a good time to make a streak of assault and battery this is why I haven’t covered

The Pistons as much as I used to because there’s nothing more to really say when you’re looking at aound of a radiated poop and manure it’s just amound of a radiated poop and manure nobody’s going to come and pick it up though the league itself isn’t going to intervene Troy

Weaver should have been fired when that streak got up to 20 the instant it got to 20 he should have been let go but this organization doesn’t exist in the same realm or the plane of reality that everyone else does we do things differently here this is cthulu’s domain

This is dmu’s dark dimension Troy Weaver has been so incessant upon this too big lineup stop it with the damn damn what what the hell is get oh no oh man oh man not again no fighting no [ __ ] fighting no fighting no [ __ ] fighting Stop the Violence please please for the love of

God we are 10 and 53 10 and 53 teams do not have the right to squabble how you going land on me and get mad at me there frustration just stop it’s not their fault we’re ass my whole train of thought has been derailed what was I

Talking about the two bigs they just no one can shoot for [ __ ] on the team so two bigs next to each other who don’t shooting on top of no shooting with a point guard with no one to pass it to Let It Go Troy please on principle alone

A GM would have to be let go especially when this is your multi-year tenure and you’re supposed to be getting better as a team and you are not only worse you are worse than 99% of any team that’s ever existed in the NBA’s history the Wizards won a 16 game losing streak I

Was like oh yes yes please you’re almost there what 10 11 I can’t math right now like 12 games yes you can do it please take it from us the same season in which we got it no no no no Washington ends the Streak and I see some of you leave comments saying oh yes the Pistons won oh they won two games in a row oh be happy that you do you do you know how bad things have gotten do you know where I was in the summer to now I was over

Here expecting us to maybe kind of sort of make it to the playin and now you guys want me to celebrate barely winning a game a month it’s year five of a rebuild it’s year five of a rebuild what kind of contractors are these luciferian contractors agents of dysfunction

There’s no excuse for this if Troy isn’t gone by the end of this season our owner Tom gors must really like the guy or he’s just going to give him another year I don’t see why you’d give somebody who just made history in the worst of ways

Another year to maybe do it I swear if the game like let let’s say give him another year okay if the loss is so much as even reach five in a row get him out you should have got him out this year I don’t care that he got K I don’t care if

You got Jaden iy I don’t care you got Jaylen dur like oh yeah great pieces in bad situations you’ve put them in a position of no winning and you could have had Tyrese hurton but you got Killian Hayes Killian hazes he’s not on this roster anymore but his presence

Still irks me his name irks me I also saw some people who are Chicago Bulls fans saying hey at least you’ve got some pieces that’s for the future you’ve got something in the way of this and that you get another draft pick for being so bad we’re kind of just stuck here in

Purgatory I don’t know our asses are on fire here in super hell not normal hell super hell Purgatory sounds pretty good especially when the good things you get in the draft don’t amount to anything and we’re never going to be giving anybody in the way of like true star

Power like a sure thing you saw what happened with wimba Yama I’m glad he didn’t end up coming here but they’re not going to send anybody like that here they’re just not going to do that we’re just going to continually tank for number five in the draft somehow may

Even get the 10th pick even though we should land somewhere and one to five per the rules there there’s there’s nothing to look forward to there’s nothing Monty Williams with that gargantuan ass contract printing money for losing games the GM I can’t I don’t like there’s no one I like there is

Nobody here in charge I like anymore so what am I supposed to do you tell me below tell me what you think about the situation has there been a GM that’s threatened to whoop another person has I don’t know you have to let me know like subscribe if you’re new thank you so

Much for watching and I shall see y’all on the next one

Troy Weaver of my Detroit Pistons is terrible, but if you tell him that he will try to put hands on you or threaten too. The Pistons are one of the worst teams in NBA history due to his “leadership” and incompetence. He drafted some good young players with potential but put them in a truly despicable situation where they can’t develop as they should and he should have been fired for that abysmal losing streak but no we can’t have shi in Detroit go well or make sense……EVER!!!

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25 Comments

  1. This shit soft AF 😂

    This is a HORRENDOUS look for you guys, even moreso than you guys already look Commish.

  2. So Troy Weaver shows up in after close to a year with a pot belly and a bald head. I don't mean to image shame, but you do a job this bad and show up looking like that and threatening to beat someone's ass you have some level 100 disillusion from reality.

  3. Wizards fan here, at least you have Cade, I thought Jordan Poole would at least be playing some what better. But god it hurts to watch the wizards play

  4. 1:51 The PTSD in your voice bro, haha the pain is real! Detroit deserves better. They can't afford to start banning fans now lol.

  5. Troy should be grateful that people actually spent money to watch the abomination that he put together

  6. This is what “ass whoopin, standing on business” culture looks like. Multi millionaires threatening to beat people up in public then whining and getting them thrown out because of criticism.

  7. As a Red Sox fan it’s good to see other teams upper management act like assholes to the fans

  8. Given that the Detroit Tigers just beat the Astros in a MLB game, I'm convinced the Pistons' energy just gets funneled to any other good Detroit team

  9. “You want to never come back?” Bro… nobody watch that trash basketball already. My friend gets free tickets to every game. YALL GIVING TICKETS AWAY

  10. Detroit will be better in the next 5 seasons. This same crap happened to the Cavs after LeSavior left for the 2nd time.

  11. Between the Bad Boys, Malice at the Palace, and Troy's recent actions, the Pistons must be part mule in how extra they are sometimes.

    Dynamo, I think you and "It Wasn't My Intent" can finally see eye-to-fist on some things.

  12. Compare the Pistons to the Rockets rebuild where even tho they aren’t great, you can see a light at the end of the tunnel and the teams got a plethora of good young players

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