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Dick gonna show us the meaning of “longest” tonight



Dick gonna show us the meaning of “longest” tonight

by earlyearlgray

18 Comments

  1. NoCow2718

    It’s funny how he wears #1 it has to be because it’s the most phallic looking number.

  2. GuessableSevens

    Holy shit this is actually true lmao that’s a fuckin crazy stat

    The draft was before free agency when we signed Temple, JFL, and McDaniels. Olynyk, Nwora, and Agbaji came via trade mid-season. Carton and Porter were not with us to start the season.

  3. AGoatThemedName

    We are going to get smoked unless all these guys play literally perfect basketball, and even then we might still lose.

  4. WhatShouldTheHeartDo

    ![gif](giphy|2PR61RcCqoEUM)

    Time for Dick to Stand Out

  5. TorontoRaptors15

    Ol’ Gradey Cock and Balls.

    Let em hang tonight!!!!

  6. no1likesuwenur23

    Unwatchable product, see ya’ll in October

  7. Opposite-Answer2806

    Gradey Phallus going for 60 tonight !!

  8. golden_rhino

    Definitely not our best, unlikely to be our worst, but this has been the weirdest season, and that includes Tampa.

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