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I’m done defending this dude.



I’ve been a hold out for Tobias Harris for way too long. I always gave him the benefit of the doubt because he’s durable, (used to) play hard, and you could count on 15-20 points a night. No more. You can’t keep putting up stats like this and be a starter. He is a complete non-factor when he’s on the court, so at this point get some younger guys minutes.

I’m finally on board with the Tobias hate train.

by a7xfan01

29 Comments

  1. EezehhLoL

    Welcome to the party. There’s Icy Tea in the back and somebody brought stale Utz, but we’re happy you’ve seen the light.

  2. IndominusCostanza009

    That’s 2 more points than my entire NBA career. Dudes goated.

  3. At this point I want him investigated to see if he’s betting against the Sixers.  Does he have a fanduel account?   There is no way he’s THAT useless of a basketball player without doing so on purpose.  

  4. I get more out of his 0 fouls in these dud games. He can’t even play hard enough to make the other team get tough baskets.

  5. Ok_Act4459

    Aren’t there like five posts already about him sucking?

  6. jeppsforst

    Was his 2 point, 1-7 performance in game 6 against the celtics not enough? Why is a 2 point regular season against the Knicks the final straw?

  7. fireman2004

    Like Barkley said once “He played? He had 2 points and you gonna say he played? He had 2 more points than a dead man.”

  8. sanskaripotato

    Took you too long but im glad you’re one of us now.

  9. eagles1990

    Tobias Harris is my hero. I wish I could’ve been paid 30+ million dollars to run cardio.

  10. stats_commenter

    his consistent 15-20 points were only because all his minutes come with the gravity of a 7 foot shooting monster. in all of those games, he is still a very bad basketball player.

  11. My thing isn’t so much the lack of scoring, he’s shown to run very cold then get hot, but the fact that he’s not shooting. It’s like Ben Simmons 2.0

  12. Finger_Gunnz

    This is a dude who averaged 24 in HS, 15 in college and 18 in the pros. That bag was never gonna make him a 28 ppg player. His ceiling is 20/9…and he’s past that. He’s a guy who could’ve used a change of scenery a year ago. I don’t hate Tobias…he’s always been this player. You’re not defending him, you’re defending your expectations.

  13. Sheriff-Gotcha

    I’ve never been on the Tobias hate train, but I definitely understood the sentiment…

    However, after last night when Ricky Council came in the game and within 40 seconds matched Tobias’ point total in 26 minutes, I was feeling the hate bubble within my soul. I don’t understand how Ricky comes in and on his first touch is able to draw a foul and Tobias can’t do that with a bigger frame. Like he just needs to be half as aggressive as ROOKIE Ricky Council and he’d be able to tack on at least 4 free points from the FT line.

    At this point, he is just a mind boggling player.

  14. Zumramania

    I think there must be politics involved for them not to bench him already. I’m guessing Josh Harris & co played a big role in giving him that Contract and they don’t want to look stupid now.

  15. JustSlay2

    You don’t have to defend him, he won’t score regardless.

  16. CricketStar9191

    tobias is that office worker that only comes into the office to gossip about Janet from HR and not do work

  17. a_toadstool

    Genuinely think I could just shoot from half court a few times and make more points than he did.

  18. Last night has to be rock bottom. My favorite lowlight…passing the ball to Bamba 10 feet behind the 3pt line while he was trying to set a screen…and then he drifts away and stands behind his defender…That was a new one, and beyond the continued lack of effort, just a dumbass basketball IQ play. 

     He kind of continued this behavior where he would jog over to the ball handler, like he was going to set a screen…but never quite got there…and then drifts away and stands behind his defender. Basically bringing a double team to the ball handler. Just a dumbass basketball IQ play.

     Slipping into darkness screen (c) Toe Bye Ass 2024

  19. grangeman

    Can we crowdfund an anti Tobias billboard? Is that even legal?

  20. You don’t need to defend him, leave him open and he’ll brick the shot anyway

  21. rodrigoa1990

    Lol bro

    there were still people defending him in 2024?

    idk what these people were doing, but they weren’t watching sixers games, that’s for sure

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