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[Mychal Thompson] Wait…wats the NBA doing here? Celebrating Sabonis’ 54 strait dubl dubls and calling it “a record?” Wen WILT did it 227 strait times…WAT are we doing here? By MY Mychal MATH Sabonis is still,wat? 173 games AWAY from the “REAL” record…Or is my Mychal Math off?



Mychal Thompson questions NBA’s celebration of Sabonis’ double-double streak compared to Wilt’s highlighting Wilt Chamberlain’s incredible feat of achieving 227 straight double-doubles is still standing

Whatt are your thoughts on this comparison?

[Source](https://x.com/champagnennuts/status/1772638701635444798?s=46)

by Ok-Side-1758

50 Comments

  1. Midwest_Dame_Time

    Imagine waking up, deciding to hear something and removing all of the context, and then tweeting just to shit on someone’s achievements.

  2. chillenonplutorn

    I heard the term outrage merchant less than 24hrs ago and idt my life will ever be the same

  3. Mochrie1713

    As someone who hasn’t really followed this, what is the context people are referring to here? Is it that it’s post merger or something else?

  4. Fate_Unseen

    Euro boys do be keeping some people on edge it seems.

  5. confuddly

    He deserves more hate for saying “Mychal Math” unironically

  6. Aggravating_Host6055

    I can barely understand wtf this guy is saying

  7. Did the dude have a stroke while typing this shit out?

  8. PrivateButtFucker

    For the same reason Lebron and Jordan are ranked above Bill Russell. Nobody cares about what happened in the 60’s.

  9. BeefySwan

    Sometimes you can tell from a single tweet that someone is annoying as hell

  10. TrashAssRedditAdmins

    It’s too early to be this drunk/high

  11. Mamba-0824

    I can’t take this seriously with that awful writing.

  12. Can’t blame him for not being able to spell “double” correctly… dude can’t even spell “Michael” correctly

  13. Awanderingleaf

    By my math Kobe Bryant now has the single game scoring record with Luka and David Thompson tied at second. Moses Malone has the single game rebound record with 37 and Dennis Rodman owns the record for highest single season rebound average at 18.7. Jordan’s 37.1 points per game is now the highest average for an entire season.The Celtics now have as many NBA titles as the Bulls. Westbrook is now the only player to average a triple double. Jerry West no longer has the only FMVP won by a losing player and the Knicks are stripped of their only title. Also the longest single season win streak belongs to the Heat with 27.

  14. William_WolfPV

    “Mychal Culations” would’ve been better. “Or are Mychal Culations off?”

  15. NobodyGotTime12

    I think his Mychal Math is good, but his Mychal Grammar isn’t.

  16. yarn_install

    Mychal Math is the funniest thing I’ve heard today

  17. NJ_Citizen

    Congratulations to Donte Divencenzo for having the highest scoring game in NBA history since 03/23/24!!!!! truly remarkable

  18. theREALMVP

    Im just gonna say i dont remember there being even half this much outrage about “but but not wilts record” when Love did it and since then. NBA world has always loved to hate Sabonis and that bias keeps shining through lol

  19. By this logic Kobe scored the most points ever in a game with 81 /s

  20. Yes, his writing is terrible and distracting, but if you read it in a phoney-baloney bahamian accent, it actually makes perfect sense

  21. People with misspelled first names – people who write like this Venn diagram

  22. KneelBeforeCube

    You see, all centers are created equal. But then you look at Wilt and you look at Sabonis, and you see that statement is simply not true.

  23. TheMcknightrider

    It was stupid for the NBA to pass that off as a record. 

  24. OtisOates

    (Places giant box of tissues inside this chat)

  25. mrswitters03

    Not sure about the math, but his spelling is atrocious! Someone get that man a tutor, or at least a spell checker!

  26. the_moosen

    Mychal out here like his son, spoutin off like an idiot

  27. NotAn0pinion

    His parents can’t spell Michael and Mychal can’t spell…fucking anything

  28. Curryfor30

    This is written like it was spoken by the toothless old head from your old neighborhood who dropped out of 5th grade.

  29. Party-Ad-7279

    When* ,What*, Straight*, double*

    If anyone needed clarification and needed actual words in the English dictionary. You’re welcome.

  30. WrinkledRandyTravis

    Mychal MATH is right, Mychal LANGUAGE ARTS needs work

  31. kemar7856

    People are turning everything into a record it’s a joke

  32. Meese_ManyMoose

    Hurts my brain when grown ass adults type like this.

  33. DjangoMcGrizzle

    His writing style just gave me eye cancer. Felt like stutterer reading this

  34. girth_br00ks

    Sabonis deserves more hate for his haircut. Friar lookin ass.

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