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[Post Game] Heat blow out the Blazers 142 – 82



Single game franchise record in assists: 41

Franchise record win margin: 60

[https://www.nba.com/game/por-vs-mia-0022301068/box-score](https://www.nba.com/game/por-vs-mia-0022301068/box-score)

by BobbaGanush87

35 Comments

  1. MediocreDVaMain

    Remember guys, never settle. Write that down on your foreskin I mean moleskin notebooks.

    Always appreciate TB’s energy despite him not always playing. Absolute masterclass against an ass of an opponent, Mr. Stand on Business strikes again.

    *That* fanbase really saying this is our championship. Them talking about championships is rich lmao, enjoy that trash ownership, front office and coaching staff. You deserve it.

    Eric Reid really is too kind even with the Blazers. You know you messed up when he starts roasting you lmao

  2. Heat should’ve played pepas halfway through the third 😂

    👀 Highsmith Harden step back three 👀

    Productive back up minutes for TB

    Biggest win-margin win

    New franchise best in assist

    Fuck Joe Cronin

  3. Number333

    ***NASTIEST*** Heat beatdown I’ve seen in my entire life. Only other game that stands out to me where a scoreline looked downright disgusting was that game against the Russ/Harden Rockets a few years back where we were winning by some ungodly scoreline like ***59-19*** in the 1st half. This was a kingly ass whooping of all ass whooping.

    * I dunno about y’all, but I thought this was the Thomas Bryant we’d get all year when we signed him
    * Highsmith continues to shoot the 3-ball at an unconscious level. NEED this in the playoffs.
    * Bam had an absurd 1st half domin-ayton in every which way. 21/12/9 doesn’t do it justice.
    * Patty continues his good game, bad game form. Crazy how spry he is for his age.

    Blowout was the perfect combination of a lot of factors but it felt like the Blazers blew their load with energy in the first 5 minutes and then proceeded to get bent for the next 43. Great win. Let’s keep chasing down that 6th seed.

  4. readndrun

    60 point fucking win. I don’t think I’ve seen everyone on the heat have such a good time in the regular season

    Pathetic effort by the Blazers, they got Cronin’s disease. Pretty sure the Sky force would wipe the floor with them.

  5. surgeyou123

    Nailbiter. Cardiac Heat strike again. Glad we pulled it out. Thought we were going to blow out when they took the lead down to 57

  6. shorttttt

    Bro thats the biggest win in franchise history no? 😭

  7. S0urceP0wer

    JAMAL CAIN….IS THIS THE DAGGER????????????????????

  8. Technology4Dummies

    I said it before and I’ll say it again

    Poverty Franchise

  9. JimmyButlerMVP_

    It’s crazy that this is our biggest blow out despite having Bron Wade and Bosh at one point

  10. SnooPears316

    Yeah fuck Cronin and fuck blazer fans too. This the last time I pay they bum asses any attention. Lil fuckers . Acknowledge your tribal chief . Throw em up ☝️

  11. Remember this Heat Nation

    At least we aren’t the Portland Trailblazers

  12. 039jmunna

    Man tb plays with so much heart dude is a lifer

  13. Dame2Miami

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT AN ASS BEATING

    UPGRADING ZELLER TO TB IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH.

    WE HAVE ENOUGH 😤

  14. Thomas Bryant show today!

    Absolutely deserved for his hard work

  15. alter-ego23

    Imagine how much higher the score would be if our team wasn’t full of trash assets.

  16. straight up the players did this shit on purpose. this shit was personal. if it was a team we respected we would have pumped the brakes a little at the end, but no we kept dancing all over them.

  17. SpotLightGuy

    That ‘Cronin has mutually agreed to part ways with the Blazers’ Woj tweet will hit like crack in the 80s

  18. _haunted_rapper_

    I love how Bryant screamed “FUCK!” every time they scored even when we were up by 50.

  19. – Before the start of the game: let’s just win this.
    – In the game: please make it to 50pts deficit.
    – After: wtf, 60pts???

  20. brettdanyali7

    Heat blazers beef is over. Let’s all move on.

  21. SoCalHeatFan2020

    I feel bad for Chauncey and the players. I don’t feel bad for Joe Cronin and the Portland fans who think they screwed us by not trading Dame here.

  22. Absolute dismantling. Cronin wasn’t going to settle for a 50 point blowout

  23. FireFoxQuattro

    Remember when people were saying Ayton was better than Bam in 2021 lol

    Now Thomas Bryant’s better than Ayton

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