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The 2023-24 Washington Wizards (currently 15-64, and only 3 games left) will finish as the worst team in their franchise’s 63-year history.



The 2023-24 Washington Wizards (currently 15-64, and only 3 games left) will finish as the worst team in their franchise’s 63-year history.

by youthisgood

31 Comments

  1. Pickleskennedy1

    It’s the most Wizards shit ever to wait to tank for the year that there are no clear game-changing prospects

  2. Not-Josh-Hart

    Good, I root for their suffering for gifting KP to the Celtics

  3. Teh-Dehstroyer

    Pistons 🤝 Wizards

    “At this point, it’s like don’t be that team” (we both have become that team)

  4. Coolcat127

    This is genuinely good news to fans. We’ve been in mediocre purgatory for so long that deciding to tank is still the most intentionality I can ever remember from this team. 

  5. SpudsMcDeuces

    Didn’t Kuz tell wizards management not to trade him to the Mavs because he wanted to build something special with them?

    This counts as special right?

  6. yetagainitry

    Worst team in Wizards history? that’s probably a more competitive competition than the March madness this year.

  7. Big_al_big_bed

    Pretty amazing achievement for one of the worst franchises in history. They beat out a lot terrible teams to take this crown

  8. MrBuckBuck

    It’s better than pretending to be a contender with KP-Kuzma-Beal, or getting eliminated from the playoffs contention from 11th place with this trio.

    The Wizards needed to hit the reset button, and Winger is doing a fine job. Got rid of Wes Unseld Jr. (a horrible, horrible coach), and Keefe seems like he knows what he is doing, helping to develop our young players, giving them more minutes and actually put them in a position that fits them.

    There is a reason why Deni Avdija, Kispert, Kuzma, Bilal Cloulibaly and even Jordan Poole play way better since he became the HC – he is not afraid to try new things. WUJ would just let things roll out, without showing any care – same rotations, same style of game, same ball hogging at the end, same no-set plays – coaching without coaching. WUJ is a good person, but HC is not his thing.

    Now, the Wizards will have to find an identity and keep on getting good prospects.

  9. TrumpKanye69

    Are the Wizards regarded? They decided to tank the year after Wemby? Also the Pistons lost 30 games in a row and the Wizards still have a worse record?

  10. adamannapolis

    They’re drafting Bronny. That’s a total Wizards/Bullets move

  11. EnoughLawfulness3163

    Turns out Beal and porzingus are pretty good

  12. AnotherStatsGuy

    Some Wizards’ fan wished for the team to stop being mid and *got exactly what they wanted*.

  13. Hovi_Bryant

    This team should be better than their record indicates. Just watching them play Detroit recently shown they’re more than capable of playing sound basketball.

    Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma tend to waste possessions like none other. It truly is some low IQ basketball. Which is weird given they’ve both played on championship teams.

  14. Remember when KG said Poole was going to have “a James Harden in Houston” type of season?

  15. daoogilymoogily

    Good thing we have a great draft coming up to get a franchise changing prospect in

  16. Briggity_Brak

    I’ve been saying it since 2009, but i think now’s finally the time to #contractthewizards

  17. grandmasterfunk

    Kind of impressive considering how the Bullets/Wizards have been bad for the majority of the past 30 years.

  18. ghostofmufas

    Wonder how many more 50 loss seasons we’ll have before a 50 win season

  19. Gr8WallofChinatown

    It’s a miracle they won 15 games. They should have been sub 10 games 

  20. KayRay1994

    and here i am surprised that they’ve never had a 15 win season, feels like a common enough thing to where a mid-lower market with not great management would’ve hit it at least once

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