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🚨HOT TAKE TUESDAY🚨 The Pelicans would be an instant title winner if you added _____ but had to remove _____. Let us Kneaux who you’d swap!



We normally do these on X/IG but wanted to see how the folks of Reddit like these? 👀 it is all in good fun just to get some conversation going about our team!

by TheKneaux

10 Comments

  1. Resetfoxant

    Add some whistles whenever Zion get hit and remove some flopping fouls against us

  2. Puzzleheaded-Tear-97

    Cut everyone but Herb, then clone Herb 4 times and have a starting 5 of herb herb herb herb and herb.

    Do we ever lose again? No.

  3. apatheticpsychonaut

    I thought Herb was holding Zions junk at first in that pic 👀

  4. khanman504

    Jokic for JV or Haliburton for CJ (we were one pick away 🙁

  5. gotintocollegeyolo

    If we’re talking about players we could’ve gotten via trade either before the deadline or last offseason:

    Nic Claxton for JV

    Jarrett Allen for JV

    Dejounte Murray for CJ (we would unironically 16-0 sweep here)

    Daniel Gafford for Larry or JV

    Dennis Schroder for Naji or Jose (Dennis Schroder would have finally, finally gotten us a true PG who can playmake, having him on second unit for when the offense is stalling and everyone’s just playing iso ball without any ball movement would solve 90% of our problems tbh)

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