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Script writers went crazy having Clippers and Mavericks face each other in the first round



Script writers went crazy having Clippers and Mavericks face each other in the first round

by CommercialBig7008

10 Comments

  1. damarvelfan13

    Kinda crazy how this gon be the 3rd time of the 20s they face up and its still considered less of a rivalry than Heat-Bucks or Heat-Celtics

  2. CP3sHamstring

    that guy is a bitch regardless of what happens lol

    ESPN made him sit tf down so fast after this, then he went MIA when they lost in Dallas

  3. I feel like someone should ask the producer to pipe this into the Clippers locker room so I can talk to you James. I hope you’re taking notes. I’m telling you in advance, you’re welcome, for the wisdom I’m about to spew. Because listen, I get on my knees every night and pray for someone to believe in me like Daryl Morey believed in you. You wanted a certain coach, they brought in Mike D’Antoni. You wanted to play a certain style, they played it. You wanted Dwight Howard, they brought him in and got rid of him when you were tired of him. You wanted Chris Paul, they brought him in and got rid of him when you were tired of him. They brought in your old friend Russell Westbrook. You want to go to Vegas on off days? They looked away. You wanted the team to stay over so you could go out at night, they changed the schedule—and it didn’t work.
    And you know what, you said I’m gonna break up with my woobie, not good enough. I see the bright lights of New York. I want to go there. My old pal Kevin Durant. It’s gonna work, the big three—and all after one year you wanted out. You realized, “oh my gosh! I took this guy for granted, the guy that believed in me. I want back with Daryl Morey.” They traded Ben Simmons for you—how did they pull that off?
    And you know what? You went there, and you got a partner who got the MVP. He won the MVP, and what did you say afterwards? You said, “they didn’t hand me the reins.” You’re the point guard! You were holding the reins! And what did you do when you had the reins? You scored 9 points in Game 7 against Boston, you blew a 3-2 series lead. So they fired their coach, not good enough. You broke up with the guy that believed in you again, you said “the bright lights of LA! That’s where I want to go! Let’s see if that works.”
    Listen James, have you ever had those friends who had bad roommates? Over and over they complained about their bad roommates: “this guy’s terrible,” “the bad roommate here,” they never thought to be self aware enough that THEY’RE the bad roommate! They’re the problem! Hey James, YOU’RE the PROBLEM! If this doesn’t work this year, in this system, with this team, then you’re gonna go and point fingers at everybody else and then you’re gonna go back home and you’re gonna start swiping right for another team, and there’s not gonna be anyone left. Because James, you’re not the beard, you’re not the system, you’re the problem.

  4. Mammoth-Principle189

    I got Clippers in game 6 or 7 as long as they can hold onto home court advantage. A lot of the matchups work well with the clippers. As long as 213 healthy I think they pull it out again!

  5. Worstname1ever

    This guy Demaris is a horrible , Podcaster. Awful at color announcing. Apparently he worked in the front office? I think he fucking sucks. Fuck this guy

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