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BREAKING: Ja Morant’s right shoulder has fully recovered, and he will be available to play tonight versus the Lakers, per @wojespn



BREAKING: Ja Morant’s right shoulder has fully recovered, and he will be available to play tonight versus the Lakers, per @wojespn

by Nervous-Guava-7390

9 Comments

  1. treyfiddy

    if lakers can’t win against this grizzlies team with ja then they don’t even deserve to be in the playins lol

  2. unearthyone

    and here we had Gabe recovering 6 months, and Vando is still not cleared to do anything .
    this has to be som april fools

  3. Low-Paleontologist43

    BREAKING: Zach Randolph, Marc Gasol, and Tony Allen fully ready to play after years of absence due to retirement, just to fuck with the Lakers’ chances, per @wojespn

  4. 23NMASTAR

    Of course, even if the player have a torn ACL will still play against the Lakers and shoot threes like prime curry

  5. Iceman8371

    BREAKING: Zombie David Stern has retroactively vetoed the Pau Gasol trade. Prime Pau has emerged from a flying DeLorean and is expected to suit up for the Grizzlies tonight per @DocBrown.

    Kwame Brown is said to be energized for his re-debut with the Lakers and has been moisturizing his stone hands for the last 16-years.

  6. SuperRam56

    See you next season, Ja Morant. Lakers are taking care of business in Memphis and moving up in the standings.

  7. I now believe the Lakers were playing on the first Easter Sunday

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