Alright, listen up boys and girls! It’s early morning, and I know you’re probably still wiping the sleep from your eyes, but today is no ordinary fucking day. Today is the day we’ve been waiting for, the day we’ve been dreaming of! Tonight, our beloved Pelicans take on the Lakers in a battle of epic proportions. Revenge! Playoffs!
The Blender will be packed to the rafters with a sea of red, and the energy will be higher than Spitta sitting courtside. This isn’t just a fucking game; this is our redemption shot at glory! Win, and we’re punching our ticket to the playoffs. Lose? Fuck you! I don’t need that negativity in my life.
So wipe off those dusty ass morning cobwebs, grab your lucky jersey, and get ready to scream your lungs out! Tonight, we’re not just cheering for our guys, we’re willing them to motherfucking victory! Fuck LeBron. Fuck Tony! Fuck the Lakers as a motherfucking crew! Rise up, Pels nation, rise up and let’s fucking goooo!
[PLZ BOYS](https://i.imgur.com/OZcu4j8.jpg)
*Edit: how could I forget our brothers and sisters in other time zones. Pour up. Light up. Stand up. Do what you need to do. The boys need you. Let’s do this
by CuriousWhoDat
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Game starts at 8:30am my time. Fuck working, the Pels need me.
I will get the bottle of wine out tonight so regardless of the outcome I still win