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Fuck this dude

by Plastic_Database_645

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  1. Certified trash, but thats the whole heat team tbh

  2. chinesefox97

    Joe should start the bench up big. PP and Hauser and the others play hard and can keep the lead. Heat are just too dirty a team to risk playing against.

  3. nicklovin508

    Last year: ugh fuck this guy

    This year: na FUCK this guy

  4. jmikemac_

    Honestly need a sweep just to have the absolute minimum amount of games against these guys. 7 opportunities for dirty plays will wreck our season (4 still might, tbf)

  5. BombayMahagony

    Even beyond what he did to Tatum, down 20 with :10 left, he came flying in out of nowhere on a missed shot that D White was going up for a rebound and nearly crashed into him, which was unnecessary and could’ve seriously injured White had he connected. I get playing hard but that guy is a fucking joke

  6. Porzingis’ hand, bam’s screen on white, that last play by martin. The first two I wouldn’t call particularly dirty (although the bam screen was imo) but we’ll be lucky to get out of this series fully healthy. The heat are gonna keep playing like this all series. Moving screens, undercut guys going for a rebound, leaving a foot out on a jump shooter etc.

  7. LimitlessBearCat

    Lebron would have laid there for 10 minutes crying

  8. Someone should injure this fucker before he gets another crack at injuring one of our guys

  9. Wow so on the Heat sub, they’re saying Jrue pushed Martin into JT…..

  10. holographoc

    We need the Horford Giannis treatment on this bitch asap.

  11. ahsasahsasahsas

    Scal was railing against ESPN for not questioning that play whatsoever. Said there was a timeout 10 seconds before this. Good for him.

    Glad Brown got in his face just like he did Robinson. Keep em coming, JB.

  12. Electronic-Minute007

    Part of ‘Heat Culture’: playing dirty.

  13. ThereAllIsAchingg

    We need a quick 4-5 game series here to limit injuries. If you think they’re playing like cunts now imagine what they’ll be like 2 or 3 games down

  14. BradWonder

    I’m gonna stop talking shit about this dude, who knows what else he has in his bag.

  15. thegreat11ne

    So glad JT is OK he needs to make them pay next game

  16. rabbid_hyena

    I always wonder, do they know that we can do that too? Get in <random bench player that wasnt going to get minutes> and do the same thing to Bam? Get him to land on his wrist?

  17. christhefirstx

    One game in and all of our concerns already vindicated wasted no time being dirty as that’s their only chance against us

  18. PrincipalJoeClark

    Wanted to jump through the TV and beat his MFK’n ass when he clipped JT

  19. PapaG1useppe

    Cry baby bitches learn what a push off from your player is. Racists.

  20. Mobile_Laugh_9962

    Douche bag acted like a victim when JB stepped in after the douche undercut Tatum. Fuck this guy (not literally, unless you’re into that sort of thing):
    https://streamable.com/ve860t

  21. I_Set_3_Alarms

    He shows the two sides of Heat culture. Role player performing better than you’d expect, and will “totally accidentally” bump into your star player while he’s midair.

  22. dinkalinkthestowaway

    In all honesty, I don’t think he did that to Tatum on purpose. Caleb is surprisingly not a dirty player compared to the rest of the bums. He just looks like a rapist, that’s all.

  23. dinkalinkthestowaway

    In all honesty, I don’t think he did that to Tatum on purpose. Caleb is surprisingly not a dirty player compared to the rest of the bums. He just looks like a rapist, that’s all.

  24. Holiday pushed him and knocked him off balance which is why he bumped into Tatum. Stop the bullshit neither of these teams are dirty and none of the players are dirty. Good game to the Celtics and I hope Tatum is fine.

  25. idontknowwang

    i better see yall boston natives to boo this man for game 2 at the garden

  26. the_moosen

    Maybe I’ve just been watching too much hockey but Joe should play one of our bench guys who isn’t gonna get much play anyway & you know, whatever happens to Caleb Martin happens *shrugs*

  27. Grey_14-7-19

    If y’all weren’t blind you would have seen Jrue shove him into Tatum. 💀

  28. I agree, fuck this guy. Dirty play without question, the only question is whether this play was encouraged by or even ordered by Spolestra.

    Having said that and assuming Tatum avoided any injury: I almost like that they threw a cheap shot. The only way the Celts lose a game in this series is if they lose interest or take their foot off the gas. I hope this pisses them off and maybe serves to keep them locked in. Also, seeing JB step in immediately is exactly what you want to see from a championship contender.

  29. Funny how this dude turned into an all-star for the Celtics series. Honestly their whole team shot like crazy that whole run but this season that shit ain’t happening.

  30. HustlinInTheHall

    If Pritchard took a run at butler like that people would lose their fucking minds.

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