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Theory: Celtics fans have collective amnesia



Theory: Celtics fans have collective amnesia

by ImeStopPlayingDennis

36 Comments

  1. Best-Reporter-1412

    I don’t think it’s possible for them to miss a 3 right now these bum ass dudes turn into Steph curry against us always . This is def gonna be one of those series

  2. CloneWarsMaul

    Spo is making Joe look fuckin amateur out there

  3. Jaysontatumpepnips

    Greeners were feasting on that in the first half

  4. Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

    This has been our mantra against Spo’s teams since forever… and they never stop hitting them

  5. DarthBrawn

    if the C’s refuse to close out, we deserve to lose

  6. calledbycollections

    The Heat foul multiple Cs multiple times on every possession we have. NBA is rigged. Re: the 3s, some games the opponent can’t miss. They can’t keep this rate 5 more games. But we need to get whistles when we’re hacked every time down

  7. Totalkrash

    Fuck. The. Heat. Insane how they’ve made all these 3s. Must have a horseshoe up their ass.

  8. HugeSuccess

    I’m so old I remember being told all through that series last season, “The Heat are just so lucky”

  9. PhaseEquivalent3366

    I always say whoever wins on the road 1st makes its a series. We have a series now, boys.

  10. Caleb Martin playing wayyyyy above his pay grade again

  11. nicksballs666

    This has to be the most pathetic defensive performance I’ve ever seen we deserve to lose.

  12. iAm-Tyson

    I mean how do you beat a team that hits 25 threes and half of them are highly contested shots but guys who shot below 30%

  13. sleepymcnap

    I dont think the fans are playing defense out there. Its the players and coaching staff with the memory problems.

  14. fatherofpugs12

    4th most threes hit all time in an nba playoff (Celtics are tied with a whole bunch of others at 6 from game 1)….

    On to game 3!

  15. Economy-Ad4934

    I remember I got lucky once.

    Fuck the heat.

  16. NoKangaroo5425

    Spoelstra is out coaching Mazzulla like he always does

  17. SnooAvocados996

    That’s cause we kept waving at them. Did these guys forget how to f***ing close out a shot?

  18. LegalManufacturer916

    Real question: did they put quaaludes in Holiday’s water bottle? Seriously though, first time Bam sets a screen in game 3, the C’s gotta run through it like Kobe in the Olympics.

  19. 69cansofcorn

    dude I genuinely just manically laugh when Miami torches us, it’s hilarious when you think about how easy it should be for such a great defense to even just SLOW DOWN these shooters

  20. sortageorgeharrison

    Mazula sucks and always has sucked and it’s just magnified in the playoffs. I wish Ime hadn’t fucked the owners wife so we could have a real coach. We’d be rolling these scrubs and would have won 70 this year.

  21. Phenom_Mv3

    But Boston can hit 23 threes last game and it’s all good. Lmaoooooo

  22. This game freaking KILLED me!! Bad coaching! Bad energy on D! And HORRIBLE play by KP!! We need to rebound (no pun), take both in Miami and win in 5 still dammit

  23. majimetanuki

    I’m so tired of Caleb Martin’s voodoo magic.

  24. eyedeabee

    I propose we eliminate the third quarter from all games going forward.

  25. The_White_Jackoo

    Just wait for the Celtics to come out in game three and crush it, only to revert back in game four and lose. Can’t see this series going less than six games tbh. Yeah I’m a doomer rn but when you only lose 4 home games all season, you can’t drop game two in the first round against a very depleted team. Granted, everything went right for Miami but this series should be an easy sweep.

  26. Inevitable_Low7373

    But hey we’re the Celtics and our opponents should just lay down and give up and be blessed to lose to us.

  27. We are the joke of the NBA and we don’t do anything to help ourselves. The Miami Heat own this franchise. It’s Heat in 6. Spolstra is so so so so much better than Joe.

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