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DeAndre Jordan names his favorite dunk: “I dunked on my son, who is eight. That was great. You have to set the tone early. Once he’s able to beat me, we’re not going to play anymore.”



[Source](https://www.sportskeeda.com/basketball/news-deandre-jordan-describes-watching-nikola-jokic-play-one-dominant-players-dunk-ever-exclusive)

by Mazinogetoffdeeznuts

29 Comments

  1. dustinharm

    How is Brandon Knight still only 8 years old?

  2. Aizen_keikaku

    DeAndre ‘Michael’ Jordan :- Fuck them kids.

  3. joebos617

    DeAndre Jordan is DeAndre Jordan’s son father

  4. recollectionsmayvary

    I love DJ lol nothing is a faster pick me up than DJ reactions on the bench with a PWat, Braun or AG dunk. I literally will just rewatch sometimes for a serotonin boost lol 

  5. realzitman

    DeAndre Jordan the type of dad who never let his son win a race

  6. smeaglebaggins

    Hell of a career, mr brandon knight

    You made us all happy

  7. celtic_sea_salt

    DeAndre Jordan is DeAndre Jordan’s Son Father

  8. RaggsDaleVan

    “Don’t let your kids beat you in anything. It
    builds character” – Chad Johnson

  9. No_Row_7861

    I love seeing NBA players dunk on kids. Reminds me of that heartless Tatum video

  10. Accomplished-Yam5566

    I remember seeing a TikTok where a girl’s therapist was telling her that “mothers start getting angry and defensive towards their daughters once their daughters start hitting puberty and sexually maturing. Because the mothers start seeing their daughters as sexual competition. A prettier, younger woman that is usurping all the male attention and validation from the mother.” Then a bunch of women in the comments started listing their own personal anecdotes of their mom being mean and sabotaging them when they hit puberty.

    I betcha fathers do this on a lesser scale with their sons but less about sexual competition and more about masculinity and status. Seeing your son grow up stronger, taller, and better than you at sports probably makes you feel emasculated. Probably makes you feel less like “the man of the house” if your son is more masculine than you.

    *Disclaimer: DJ’s quote lacks context and i do not want to project any of this on his fathering skills. He could be a very encouraging, supportive, non-jealous father for all we know.*

  11. BostonBuffalo9

    This is all the justification I need. Sorry lil buddy, you’re about to get boomed!

  12. Just_A_Glitch

    This is how I treat my 4th grade class.

    They want me to play with them at recess? Alright, but I’m going hard in the paint every possession.

  13. DJ is so funny. He’s also still a very good nba player and not washed at all and should be getting far more playing time.

  14. Like that Malcolm in the Middle episode where Hal fakes an injury to avoid getting beat by his kids.

  15. His son should challenge him to a free throw contest.

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