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SVG Ready For Game 5…



Hoping to get noticed by Bam during the game.

by 75Almanac

22 Comments

  1. snicklefritzforu

    He made Doris Burke sound like a Celtics homer. One of the worst called games I’ve ever heard. Ruined all his creditability.

  2. kingcrimson6984

    “The Celtics aren’t playing defense like they did in game 3. Miami is playing very well tonight. I really like the shots Miami are getting.”

    He must have said something like this every 5 mins. It made me miss Reggie Miller.

  3. LuckysBestMan

    There’s a reason this douche can’t hold a coaching job anymore. Good handles though

  4. MothraJDisco

    The only thing he got right was the defense could have been better. Stay on their necks from start to finish

  5. He shouldn’t be allowed to call Celtics games. Literally said it was Tatum’s fault that Bam made a dirty play

  6. Alpha_King007

    It’s not even so much of how moronic his statements were, it’s the fact he kept repeating the same moronic statements every 5 mins. – Shit on Boston, praise Miami being down 20, shit on Boston, praise Miami for being down 22 – rinse and repeat…was a hard listen man

  7. victorchaos22

    Why aren’t y’all tuned into NBC sports Boston?

  8. That was most shameful commentary performance from start to finish I’ve seen from a nationally televised commentator.

    Shitted on the Celtics all game even though they were up 20 most of the game

    Praised the fuck out of the heat for being dominated all game saying how he respects how hard they play

    Shitting on Tatum all series, literally screaming at Tatum in anger

    Only credited Derrick white for playing well while forcing his way to mention the rest of the team has been awful repeatedly at the same time

    Said the most idiotic statement blaming Tatum for taking a shot on a dead ball and its his fault for being injured and then said he’s being biased because he doesn’t like the Celtics

    Stupid fat fuck, never want to hear from him again. Garbage coach

  9. SelectionOverall862

    Why don’t yall just listen on nbc boston? Mike and Scal the goats

  10. AnalBanal14

    Where’s the clip? I wanna hear what he said

  11. chinesefox97

    Stan Van Gundy was a garbage coach, turns out he’s even a worse commentator. Lol dude belongs in a retirement home.

  12. LordGooseIV

    “What gives Tatum the right to do a practice shot right there?”

    I’m not even a Celtics fan and this had me going insane last night. How the hell are you going to blame Tatum for taking a practice shot which literally everybody does after a dead play.

  13. “Im a little biased…” (because I was a coach for the Heat 1995-2005)

  14. chiastic_slide

    Heat down by 25 as fans flee from the arena

    “I just love the way Bam is still battling, the Celtics on the other hand are just not playing a good brand of basketball”

  15. headphone-candy

    “I gotta’ say, Bam Adebayp checking Tatum on that screen and riding him 32’ into the stanchion is one of the headiest plays I’ve ever seen.

    Speaking of head, I’ve been sucking Pat Riley’s heated purple python since about 1979 so I know a thing or three about blowing GOATs.”

  16. TheEgosLastStand

    holy shit he was obnoxious in that game. every 3 minutes it was ‘man boston just doesn’t look like they care tonight’ meanwhile we’re winning by 18 in the second quarter lol.

  17. Born_Note_6255

    I love this guy, not sure why. But I cannot wait to get this series done with. /ssss

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