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[@awfulannouncing] Kendrick Perkins: “Tobias Harris, let him walk. I mean, damn. He asked them if they wanted something from Chick-fil-A before the game, the team told him yes and he came back with a bag full of napkins and straws. I mean he was just a no-show out there.”



[@awfulannouncing] Kendrick Perkins: “Tobias Harris, let him walk. I mean, damn. He asked them if they wanted something from Chick-fil-A before the game, the team told him yes and he came back with a bag full of napkins and straws. I mean he was just a no-show out there.”

by BrandExe

13 Comments

  1. jorgelongo222

    lol Perkins has the weirdest metaphores but its hilariouss

  2. justabill71

    I heard this today at 11:03 AM and laughed my ass off, until I realized I forgot to claim my free nuggets. Goddamnit. Good shit, though, Perk.

  3. Lurkerwasntaken

    We knew this for years, Perk. Join the club.

  4. Knight725

    perk sucks but this is a pretty perfect metaphor lol

  5. OnABoatWithAGoat

    Really gonna hurt when Darryl strikes out on PG and Lebron and instead says “hey Philly can I interest you in Demar Derozan, Tyus Jones, and a Tobias return on 3 for 60? Does that sound like a team that will maximize the rest of Joel’s prime?”

  6. WeirdSysAdmin

    Tobias Harris is the Kadarius Toney of basketball.

  7. That is such a bizarre metaphor but I love it lmfao

  8. International-Dish95

    Can this be pinned; this is a hilarious quote 😂😂

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