For some reason this reminds me of an old bit on BET ComicView. This one guy joked about AC Green being a virgin until marriage and how when he finally would get with someone he’d pop off for hours.
Does anybody on Earth remember this?
theuserpilkington
How does this effect Anthony edwards legacy?
Sylphid_FC
Outjerked by SB Nation
trueredtwo
The article hypothesizes that he made the joke because he had sex earlier, but what if the overwhelming excitement of making a 3 pointer led him to conceive a child shortly after?
edit: more than happy to block anyone who comments without adding anything besides negativity. It makes my experience on reddit better!
Writing a comment that contributes nothing is like cutting in line. It’s not “sensitive” to point and call out the fact that it contributes nothing.
CapivaraAE
Looking foward to see Gobert playing with the father buff on friday.
Interesting_Help_194
Who said he was joking?
ppvremsleep
I went out with a girl that was kinda instamodel said she did him and said it was the worst sex of her life.
The_White_Lion1
Scoot Henderson was born like 7 months after Kobe got freaky in Colorado. Premature baby?? 😳
breighvehart
AC Green played a whole nba career while remaining a virgin. If Rudy wasn’t French it could almost be conceivable
Bong-Jong
I heard He’s naming the child Draymond
TroyMatthewJ
he’s come a long way since that Covid presser fiasco.
ughlump
Rudy Trollbert.
Hulk_Crowgan
You just KNOW Rudy is packing a hog on him
Great_Huckleberry709
This man celebrated his first NBA 3-pointer by having sex lol.
solaire_flare
This dude fucks
xHodorx
Then came esteemed player Gilbert Arenas clowns him for missing the game
jumpijehosaphat
amazing 4 years can do. 4 years ago we labeled him a villain for mocking covid and licking the mic
kateuptonsvibrator
Word on the sheet is he missed the money shot but stayed with it for the strong put back. Mrs. Rudy also noted his strong game around the rim.
SometimesIComplain
His 3-pointer remotely inseminated his partner is what I’m hearing
NerdLawyer55
Batting 1.000
Tearz_in_rain
WOW!! I thought his FG% was high. His fertility conversion rate is out of this world!
histprofdave
Spread COVID to the rest of the league, and got his swimmers over the line the first time at the plate. The world is not ready for Rudy’s biological greatness.
BluSighted
What living in Utah does to a mother fucker
CodyCryBabies69
Goofy Gobert baby mama is hot
Victorcreedbratton
“RUDYYY! WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU SOME POO-NANYYYYY!!!”
girth_br00ks
2 pump chump
twomillcities
I guess Rudy go bare
theregenerates
Guess he’s gotta call the baby Trey
theregenerates
Future all time great three point shooter of course
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100% from the VG Line
Now name the kid Jamal please.
Rudy Gobert is Rudy Gobert’s child’s father.
For some reason this reminds me of an old bit on BET ComicView. This one guy joked about AC Green being a virgin until marriage and how when he finally would get with someone he’d pop off for hours.
Does anybody on Earth remember this?
How does this effect Anthony edwards legacy?
Outjerked by SB Nation
The article hypothesizes that he made the joke because he had sex earlier, but what if the overwhelming excitement of making a 3 pointer led him to conceive a child shortly after?
edit: more than happy to block anyone who comments without adding anything besides negativity. It makes my experience on reddit better!
Writing a comment that contributes nothing is like cutting in line. It’s not “sensitive” to point and call out the fact that it contributes nothing.
Looking foward to see Gobert playing with the father buff on friday.
Who said he was joking?
I went out with a girl that was kinda instamodel said she did him and said it was the worst sex of her life.
Scoot Henderson was born like 7 months after Kobe got freaky in Colorado. Premature baby?? 😳
AC Green played a whole nba career while remaining a virgin. If Rudy wasn’t French it could almost be conceivable
I heard He’s naming the child Draymond
he’s come a long way since that Covid presser fiasco.
Rudy Trollbert.
You just KNOW Rudy is packing a hog on him
This man celebrated his first NBA 3-pointer by having sex lol.
This dude fucks
Then came esteemed player Gilbert Arenas clowns him for missing the game
amazing 4 years can do. 4 years ago we labeled him a villain for mocking covid and licking the mic
Word on the sheet is he missed the money shot but stayed with it for the strong put back. Mrs. Rudy also noted his strong game around the rim.
His 3-pointer remotely inseminated his partner is what I’m hearing
Batting 1.000
WOW!! I thought his FG% was high. His fertility conversion rate is out of this world!
Spread COVID to the rest of the league, and got his swimmers over the line the first time at the plate. The world is not ready for Rudy’s biological greatness.
What living in Utah does to a mother fucker
Goofy Gobert baby mama is hot
“RUDYYY! WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU SOME POO-NANYYYYY!!!”
2 pump chump
I guess Rudy go bare
Guess he’s gotta call the baby Trey
Future all time great three point shooter of course