Took one for the team last night and got ranch thrown on my jersey just before halftime.
Little did they know – Wolves undefeated when I wear ranch.
Here are the stats:
Without Ranch: Wolves down 38-53 in a pivotal game 7.
With Ranch: Wolves outscore Nuggets 60-37 to win 98-90.
All in all a great experience. Considering wearing ranch til the Wolves parade. Thoughts?
by griemeboslice
32 Comments
NAZ REID
Lost in the sauce
sorry about your Jersey
10/10 with ranch
I saw a fight break out at game 4 between two Wolves fans in the upper deck over what looked like some petty BS. NGL you showed some constraint not fucking this loser fan up.
A sacrifice that was well worth it 🔥
Looooool fuck the denvers fan but lets be glad for the ranch since we’re now 1-0 with it AHAHAHHA
Ranch it up next game, it’s the only way
Nah that’s wild they got what they deserved for that
So petty to do that ESPECIALLY when you’re up in the game lmao
So glad Wolves won for many reasons (obviously), but ruining the ranch throwers day is up there
Rally Dressing
If you and naked guy fused, you’d need to take ranch showers for the rest of the season, and we’d be truly unstoppable
Sounds like that fan had about as much composure as Murray
As someone who buys authentic jerseys, that is my biggest fear. I’m really sorry about that.
I often wonder, what sort of trash humans would support a tandem like Murray/Malone. I guess I have my answer.
(Jokic: if you’re reading this, you deserve better. Demand a trade!)
You know what you have to now do. Thank you in advance for your future sacrifice
The ranch sent Jokic back to the ranch
Future generations will call this “the ranch game”
Just like their players, throwing shit and having tantrums when they lose.
They still lost even after letting Murray and Malone get away with murder.
Did they throw it at you on purpose?
Ranchony Edwards
The fact they threw it on you BEFORE halftime is just sad. Like they were trying to rub in the point deficit.
Better shot than MPJ
For what it’s worth the fan has better aim than Murray.
You can dunk Nuggets in ranch…Denver nuggets
Everyone loves a comeback story
Who’s gonna tell him that’s not ranch?
Ranch is the source of Midwestern power
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the legend!
HIDDEN RALLY RANCH BABY
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You a legend my boy!!!!!
Is throwing ranch at a Minnesotan a hate crime?!