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What’s in the water in Miami? Are these kids that deprived of life?



Before the “haha irony” comments, we literally live in these dudes’ heads. Would’ve been hilarious if it wasn’t outright sad as fuck

by sugarray4three

23 Comments

  1. PoppinfreshOG

    Wow, have not thought about the Heat since we sent them to Cancun. Man, when Buckets retired with zero rings they are hoping to be even more insufferable. But hey, living rent free in their heads

  2. bombard63

    Jimmy is the single most overrated player I have seen in all the years I have watched the NBA. I have never seen a lower all star level player get so much hype.

  3. Remote-Professional6

    The funniest were all the posts about how the Panthers “avenged” the Heat somehow. We’re absolutely in their heads

  4. SpicyAnal

    Every day there is a new top post on their sub crying about the Celtics, always pops up as recommended when I’m scrolling. Actually embarassing 🤣

  5. Eisenhorn76

    I mean… the people doing that probably aren’t from Miami.

    “Heat Fans” don’t even bother coming to games or leave early when they do. Those people seem genuinely confused by basketball most of the team. So I seriously doubt they’re the ones actually being so active on reddit and other social media.

    Most likely, those are Raptors, Sixers, or Bucks fans hoping for fake clout since none of their feams have actually beaten the Celtics recently (or like, at all, with their current teams).

  6. WickyWickyWhack

    Florida education system failing countless people daily. These Heat fans never had a chance

  7. vinyl_head

    Much like the city of Miami itself, their fans are obsessed with appearance and couldn’t care less about actual, real life dedication and achievement. Fraud city, fraud fans, fraud cUlTuRe.

  8. Orikshekor

    No one spends more time thinking about other teams than heat fans lmao, idk how they function with so many people in their head rent free

  9. blinkincontest

    The Lack of self awareness of this post man

  10. No_House9929

    needs to get off the internet. Losing sleep because he can’t “own” other fan bases on twitter/Reddit. Touch some fucking grass holy shit

  11. reddit for whatever reason recommended the Heat’s subreddit to me and it’s like filled with anti celtics posts, we literally live rent free in their minds

    I don’t even think we had as many posts last year when we lost to them

  12. _canadianbacon

    they spend more time bitching about the celtics than they do actually watching their own team lmao

  13. BobSagieBauls

    I mean this sub posted about them everytime the Celtics were eliminated

  14. AdmiralWackbar

    Before Jimmy? He’s never winning one at all

  15. sandalgood

    Yeah I muted /heat to catch a break from how pathetic they are. Would like to not see it come back in the C’s sub.

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