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today we’re competing in challenges to assemble our NBA teams and at the end of the video we’re going to put our teams into 2K to simulate a real season and whoever’s team does the best is winning an NBA Mystery Box let’s go we’re starting with the shooting guard position and it is first to make a halfcourt shot first place we’ll get Devin Booker then Paul George Tyler hero and last place will be getting dick I might go for last place what be crazy if I make it first try let’s go Chris go crazy w bang Come to Papa woo a starting guard right there this one’s for Paul get in there come on I need PG yes yes let’s go I will take that it’s not Devin Booker but it’s an 89 overall my starting shooting guard Paul George the drop off is massive from Tyler hero to Grady I need to make this that is 11 overalls hey okay I have a chance come to me Tyler hero join the team there it is oh that’s it oh what I need his bad Tyler hero thank God all right I’m locking in come on you got this yes yes bang welcome to the team Tyler hero I was going for him the whole game do I still have to make my shot no okay good all right dicks on the wall next up is the small forward round we are doing a king of the courts spin wheel first to two first place gets LeBron second kawhai Scotty Barnes then Harrison Barnes at the end Jeff you got last for the first round so you can go first thank you I need to get LeBron I need to get our glorious King okay I going to go this way this you look too excited you got something nice you don’t have three oh he had three who else has winded already you don’t think I can hit NBA I don’t think you’re hitting that oh he got [Music] scared let’s go oh I can do [Music] that oh left hand yes I’m coming for you sunshine hey I told yall I could do that oh dude that looks so [Music] good oh yeah big man big man oh yeah you’re in position let let’s go post up One V one thank God sorry Mitch damn come on don’t let him get it if he scores he gets LeBron James oh he’s in Hooper mode he’s sprinting what does he have I’m scared of this man I’ve never seen him move so fast in his life damn uh-oh oh wa oh my God that guy’s lock [Music] down oh he’s right at it oh he’s he’s going to the post no bro I forgot he could do that it’s been so long since I played against a 1 V one oh I can’t tell if he likes what he spin he’s messing he still might get LeBron Chris yeah be careful oh I almost got clipped that was close Okay Okay W oh oh my God [Music] a hey no he’s in his position yes oh LeBron James our glorious King what are you cooking up why are you smiling at me oh god he has no rules I can’t do anything all right that’s fine it’s not your fault sorry [Music] Mitchell why is everyone smiling after they spin the wheel on me what are you doing [Music] oh behind the back left hand okay we’ll take it be careful he fall get in there oh let’s go you ready for a signature move I’ll let you complete it what no oh good defense I’m so sorry Mitchell let’s go I got an Allstar for third place I’m happy honestly I think I got the second best team behind Chris which means I am left with the second best Barnes up there we got Harrison yeah I’m actually not too mad about this next up is the power forward round we are doing last to miss three each person is going to have three different lives first place gets Giannis second place gets Zion third place gets Draymond last place gets Kevin Love let’s go starting off I don’t miss top of the key I like this step [Music] in oh no that’s off get in there there oh I’m the only one with three lives come to me Yiannis oh he’s heating up oh yeah drible combo oh yeah this is a game shooter I need to hit this I really do not want Kevin Love here give me a pass oh yeah assist assist cheff no I have one life left I have two there we go oh no back up still with three lives woo wao yes brother okay if I miss this I get Kim in [Music] love yes I needed that yep every time yes I haven’t missed yet damn I got one let’s go clutch time right here yes oh god so clut let’s go yep wow W guys we should make a basketball team we’re so nice hey we’re the four best all right guys oh my God that was what oh my God three in a row yep wow we should get an in a row counter at this point no one wants Kevin we’re on a streak right now guys this is insane no Kevin has been secured Kevin Love welcome to the team Once Upon a Time this dude was a 90 something so maybe he’ll go back to his youthful self all right I’m going for Zion yep oh now y’all want to miss damn je oh that’s awesome damn is that DRM I got Draymond ref’s better make the right calls I got my hitter on me Clutch get in there well hold up wait a minute oh my god oh I missed let’s go Yiannis this is what I came here for Zion he is 2K cheese I’m I’m very happy that’s a well-rounded looking team we have a crazy lineup now with Giannis at the four and the numbers just get better and better this is the point guard round we are doing layup free throw three timed race the fastest time is getting LCA donic second place gets Lillard third place Dre holiday then last place gets Jordan pool I’ll go first in 3 2 1 go good L nice leg got to make those this is the one yes sorry Jeff yeah Jeff’s team is too powerful we need a couple misses all right Jeff you don’t need this one that’s money no all right 14.11 seconds Jeff is currently in first place which is Luca and now it’s time for me to show you guys something I’ve been cooking up for a really long time with youus the sponsor of the video they made my own vinyl figure look how cool this is check it out man I’ve been a huge fan of their brand for a long time so when they asked me to have my own I was super excited it’s 100% accurate I even got my little Humphrey tattoo on the leg on the YouTub and on me got the bugget squad shorts on we got our court in the background now I’m going to take my turn and then I’ll tell you more about it in 3 2 1 go good lay that’s a power lay if I’ve ever seen one mid-range [ __ ] it don’t miss that could beat me I need this don’t do it oh come on yes let’s go 12 seconds on the dot I needed that Jeff please move to Damen Lillard cuz Luca is now mine wall Guys these just DRS on you.com it’s a limited number of them so once it sells out they are gone forever so if you do want to get one you should get it right away you.com they are so sick there’s going to be a link Down Below in the description go cop now go crazy Mitchell three three two one go oh yeah pre-fired the layup he’s going Flawless here too oh no get in there there we go you can still beat me three two one oh 13.26 get out of here Jeff that’s my Damian 3 2 1 go easy he could definitely do it faster than oh my god wow playing so fast right when that ball goes through come on oh [Laughter] yes Jeff you might get a keep Drew holiday here you get Jordan pool you’re done you got Jordan you started off so well I did hey this was a huge round for me the star of my team Luca we have secured Damien Lillard fits perfectly for my team I’ve got Drew holiday who’s only right Jordan pool and I’m going to put him right under we are now at the center Round which is trivia whoever is farthest from the answer will be getting the worst player which is Ben Simmons then we have Rudy goar Victor web Bama and Nicola yic a lot of good options here don’t worry you guys have some bad players the next challenge There’s an opportunity to get a lot of good players for the bench Shaquille O’Neil historically a terrible free throw shooter how many free throws did he attempt in his entire career wow this has to be a big number I have no idea this is a crazy number I’ve come up with 14,000 hey mine’s close I had 16,500 6,000 I’m a Jeff I had 6,300 oh no I’m not high this could go either really good or really bad you attempted 11,252 oh I’m safe I know my shack I’m furthest yeah yeah I mean I’ll do the math on it just to be sure but so you’re 5252 and he is 5248 I win Jeff is the farest oh my God bro fourpoint difference between our answers insane get to Ben Simmons question number two ke elijan is known to be one of the best defensive centers ever how many blocks did he have in his entire career jeez not another one of these I don’t know how many seasons he played that’s the thing I’m just throwing a guess out there all right Mitchell will start with you I have 2,123 oh I might be far off I might be far off too oh no 5,380 that’s a lot of blocks thean had a total of 3,830 blocks yes I’m safe Chris you are eliminated I’m not even going to put him in my starting lineup let’s go one of us is getting win yeah let’s go and then the other’s getting yic I meano yeah if I could have Luka and joic W all right one final trivia let’s get it ni yic is known to be a jack of all trades how many career triple doubles does he have oh my God no this is tough I have no idea what this could be when was this dude even drafted I feel like my number’s too big but we’re going for it all right I’m ready flip at the same time all right wa what the heck 430 what the isn’t he like a walking triple double what did you put 28 28 28 is also insane yic has played nine seasons in the NBA and he has 130 triple doubles let’s go gu the trivia God oh dude that was rough this is my first best player in the lineup come here Victor welcome to the squad he’s better than what his rating is in 2K because of his height obviously I would have preferred joic but this is a powerful starting lineup and we’re also simulating the season so think about it he might have started at an 87 but by the time playoffs hit he might be a 90 yoit welcome to the team oh come on get off that wall this is massive this is a record- winning team right here not much defense but we can score buckets all right my five players at the point I have drew holiday Grady dick LeBron James at the three Giannis look at this Duo right here this is the this is the team I’m not going to lie I ain’t liking my starting five uh I got dbook Point trash pool he’s not even making his way up here that’s how much I don’t like him Kawhi Leonard and then uh my fighter I love the chemistry here uh and then Rudy goar that’s my team for the final challenge to fill out our bench there is 12 2K cards laid out on the court we’re going to take turn shooting if you miss your shot you don’t get anything but if you make the shot you get the player where you took the shot from so we have embiid over there and you’ll notice there’s four cards slips upside down those are mystery cards if you make it you got to take that player and remember after this we’re going to simulate our teams in 2K see who does the best and that person wins the mystery box so Chris you did the worst last so you can shoot first Jeff I feel like you and Chris are going to be beefing over Joel you guys both need a nice enter all Y no all of our yeah we’re getting Joel my team is just like that you foiled our plan yeah we all wanted it be all right I’m going to go for a wild card I’m going go for this one fudge let’s go I need a better small forward SL power forward so I mean Jason Tatum or Durant are right here Durant is probably higher rated so let’s go over Durant it’s harder shot but I need it he doesn’t no you already know I’m going to have to pick up my boy JT it’s already a lock he’s on the team he’s just waiting to be put up on my wall get in there Dam oh my God we are replacing Harrison Barnes he is now on the bench welcome aboard Kevin Durant would make a great addition let’s go Chris oh he made it oh okay hey get off my Durant Jamal I’m back yep there it is oh no I’m sorry Grady it’s been a great ride and Jamal welcome to the team the only good card that still out here is Kevin Durant so I’m taking a risk with the mystery and come on made it yep there it is are y’all ready I got Russell Westbrook bro are you kidding me I don’t need Westbrook he’s going straight to the bench that’s so disappointing my inklings are tingling and I think that’s Anthony Davis I don’t see any other centers out here James Harden he made it I can’t live with myself without you money wow wow dude this is his round he got embiid he got Durant I love it sorry Jesse I’m trash I will be taking that I’ll take it thank you boys can I get a drum roll it is yes Jacob toen are you kidding me both of the mystery cards I get are bench players this is ridiculous I was looking so good going into this round and everything’s been going downhill that’s him oh no no what does he get from his oh my God he got Curry of course no his team’s so overpowered woo he went from the worst team to the best team and since Chris already made three shots he’s removed from this challenge so it’s just up to us last chance Last hope this is the only potentially good card left there’s four bronze cards down there I need this yeah let’s go let’s go well shouldn’t get too excited yet all right boys it is jiren and I needed a power board to replace Kevin Love I will take it move honestly I like my team I think they flow well together I think it’s a good 2k team which is the most important thing all right I’m aiming for Matt Ryan bucket we’ll take him welcome to the team Matt we’re just going to put him like right around there the only reason why I need a player is in case my players gets hurt now Mr Washington Jor nice good pick up not the greatest pick but will be a great bench player we’re going Cole swier lock him in there we go there he is he going to hang out near Matt that’s where he’s vibing and Jeff you automatically get the last card booya is not getting any minutes and this is my final team I’m feeling very strong towards the middle if any of these players get hurt I am done for I am nervous of the competition but there’s always still a chance because we got our glorious King and Grady dick this is my final lineup I’ve got Luca this is the best team he’s ever had around him we got Paul George Scotty Barnes I got a bunch of young players at the end you know Victor Scotty they’re going to get better throughout the season so don’t let their overall fool you I like my team I enjoy my team we have a great point guard amazing shooting guard super duper small forward super powerful power forward and three-time MVP joic these guys are just vibing he might hop in there once in a while I got the super team super player Curry dbook Kawai Durant Joel embiid three irrelevant Joe’s uh Draymond Green and Jordan p and Rudy goar three demons five guardians the teams are now in 2K I am the 76ers I’m the Bucks I’m the Grizzlies and I’m the Clippers now we’re going to simulate the season to get straight to playoffs and whoever does the best in playoffs is walking home with this box right here all right we have simulated the season Luca got MVP on my team let’s go and I got a rookie of the year wa look at me bro all right I went uh number one in the power ranking 70 and 12 nice I’m not too far behind 68 and 14 with the Bucks my team went 65 and 17 I’m decently far behind I didn’t even make the 60s Club I went 59 and 23 hey that’s pretty good though yeah I’m the first seed in the west and I am the second seed in the west I’m the first seed in the East incorrect I am the first seed in the East all right I’m the second seed in the East come on we got the best four teams of course so we’re going to meet in the Conference Finals okay sweep bring out the brooms everybody sweep besides you just I kind of struggled oh no I’m struggling oh my God we both went to game seven both of us the only team that didn’t go to game seven is Chris’s team that’s crazy Mitchell wins game one versus Chris oh Mitchell yo we’re going crazy oh my god dude we’re going CRA let’s pause right now me and Jeff series I am up three to zero and Mitchell is also of three to zero on Chris’s God Squad who would have thought I that’s wild yeah this is crazy yes all right Jeff good win yes okay good win Chris yes oh my God how is it three to three how do you win I just want to say a NBA team has never in the history of any playoff series come back from 30 down can we live Sim please I’m down game seven Good Luck Good Luck sir bro this would break NBA history this game I’m so nervous right now I’m so nervous here we go live Sim back and forth no no I’m losing oh it’s back and forth still no it’s still there it’s still back and forth It’s still back and forth I’m losing back and forth no no no what that’s never happened that’s never happened our King James This is BS come on the first time in history and Chris are now 33 in our Series this happen come on Chris okay I don’t want to play against Chris dude he he already pulled away he already pulled away come on I’ll see you in the final come back come back come back come back come back come on Zion come on yeah that’s game all right bro twice M dude that’s crazy both of us were down three Z that’s never happened that’s never happened how is this an accurate simulation it is time for the final round Jeff vers Chris I needed that win I needed that one game two where it matters I sweep me in the regular season I’m sweeping you in the finals Jeff uhoh uh no down 31 this is crazy uhoh uhoh uhoh no way it happens three times yes ah ined hey Chris you did have the best team I did this mystery box is now yours leave a like for having 2K back on the channel I know you guys have been missing it all right open your box see what I got Larry O’Brien whoa see what I missed oh my goodness a signed towi Howard Lakers jersey we like that uh David Robinson Allstar that’s fire ooh John Wall do the John Wall uh it is signed by John Wall it’s signed by John Wall it’s a John Wall jersey and a Kobe Bryant PSA 9 flear metal card congratulations thank you yes hell yeah thank you again for YouTu for sponsoring this video if you do want to get one before they are gone forever it’s youtube.com guys thank you so much for watching YouTube thinks you’re going to love this video right here it picked it just for 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33 Comments

  1. Cmon jesse, how could you think that jokic has 430 triple doubles, but russ is mr triple double with 199?

  2. Bro the fact that they in a different gym bc that guy broke the backboard in the last videos😂💀

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