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Blazers Legend Jrue Holiday heading to the finals. What was your favorite Jrue’s Blazer moment?



Blazers Legend Jrue Holiday heading to the finals. What was your favorite Jrue’s Blazer moment?

by SUPER-NIINTENDO

12 Comments

  1. RoseGardenForever

    Can’t wait to see his jersey hanging in the rose garden

  2. BunkHammer

    My favorite Blazer memory of Jrue was when he saved my cat from a burning tree that was on top of the biggest mountain you’ve ever laid your eyes on. He did it all with such a calm demeanor. Effortless. It was a true sight to behold.

    When he had successfully retrieved my cat out of the tree he even took the time to feed him. To my surprise? Jrue is actually a world renowned cat chef. He used these skills to prepare the most absurd 5 course cat meal I’ve ever seen. Once again, so smooth and effortless.

    After my cat had finished this great treat it was time to go home. Only problem? We were almost 200 miles from town, without a car. Panic began to set in as the sun was setting at this time.

    Jrue looked at us both and simply says, “hop on”.

    Believe it or not my cat and I rode Jrue Holiday the 200 miles back to town and arrived at our front door even before the sun had fallen. Once we dismounted Jrue turned to leave. I shouted, “wait, how can I ever repay you for today Jrue Holiday??”.

    His reply? “Please send me to Boston. In return you shall receive Malcolm Brogdon, Robert Williams III, a 2024 GSW 1st, and a 2029 unprotected BOS 1st so that your fanbase can argue about what to do with them over course of their tenure with the team.” I agreed and Jrue Holiday simply vanished into thin air.

    The day was all blur so I may have confused some of the details but yeah, that was my favorite moment of Jrue with the Blazers.

  3. FartsbinRonshireIII

    Probably that one time he got us some picks and players.

  4. Elegant_Conflict8235

    I’m the biggest Drew Holladey fan

  5. That time we had a pretty good team but he completely shut dame down in the playoffs. Oh wait I dont have any good blazer memories of him.

  6. RadarDataL8R

    He’s still playing this season?

    Man, I thought that guy was Jrue for a Holiday months ago

  7. Pomodoro_Parmesan

    He has more love Cronin than any Blazer in history.

  8. When he sent a text to Ayton during our snowpacalyose

  9. Karmas_Classroom

    Favorite moment when he clamped Dame so hard Dame had to increase his range

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