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Everyone seems to be super hyped about the new rebrand, but it wouldn’t be as impactful without the last one



Hear me out… the last rebrand was horrendous, but damn has it made everyone so happy and hyped about going back to Mountain Purple and Sky Blue.

Not happy about having to go through Crossing-Guard Yellow, but the joy I feel about the new jerseys probably wouldn’t have happened without the low we went through. Plus, it brought Midnight Black into the scheme and made it acceptable, and got rid of the weird Mardi-Gras Green we had to deal with for years.

I’m just glad we are doubling-down on the Utah aspect of the team and making sure everyone knows it

by samar2323

5 Comments

  1. ngmatt21

    Seeing them side by side I can’t believe those were your actual jerseys last year. Beyond terrible

  2. Ok_Acadia3526

    Yellow walked(limped) so that Purple could run

  3. burneraccount11817

    I genuinely think those are in the top 5 worst sports jerseys in the history of the world. They are so terrible. I can’t think of a way you can make them worse. Even fucking bumblebee stripes would be better. They will be on those articles with titles like “10 of the worst NBA uniforms of all time” for centuries to come.

  4. Spiral_Out801

    Oldest trick in the book. Give them something they hate, then make the easy choice you should have made all along. Genius.

  5. Fuck_The_Rocketss

    Yeah and I’m sure someone who survives cancer has a fresh, unique perspective and appreciation for their good health after their battle… but I bet they’d rather never have had the cancer.

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