Jaylen says a lot teammates spend the pre-Finals break w/ families, but adds: “I don’t have a family, I’m single, so I’ve been mainly watching Harry Potter” – Noa Dalzell via Cam Tabatabaie
Mazulla said they’d be weaponizing their time off for Game 1. JB went expecto patronum on their ass.
MPLooza
Emma Watson is Hermione, Jaylen Brown is HIMmione
fxkatt
Not a surprise to me that Jaylen is single. Another guy who seems single to, although I don’t have the foggiest idea, is K Zing.
Vast-Cheesecake7230
How is this smart, sexy, thoughtful, hardworking, talented, well-dressed man single? And I sure hope he was binging Harry Potter with KP!
TatumBrownWhite
A few years ago, I used to think Tatum, Brown, and Smart were like Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Safehouseunfollow
Man, as if I couldn’t love Jaylen any more. A fellow HP fan? Legend.
NotFabMelo
JB & KP would be the flyest Death Eaters.
TreebeardsMustache
**Kristaps Porzingus** is a spell that confuses Dallas Mavericks…
KyrieLS777
He gets hotter every day
frauenarzZzt
This motherfucker was like “Yo I got the NBA Finals coming up, lemme see how Harry Potter is doin and see if I can get a little wisdom outta Dumbledore” while Joe Mazulla watched The Town 34x.
chincurtis3
Shout out cam tabatabaie the Celtics lab podcast is great and the intro song they use is even better
Revolutionary_Snow15
they’re in their later 20’s, multimillionaires with an rigorous work schedule, why settle down now?
i’m sure they’re fine banging 10s whenever they want to
GooseMay0
I guess that cougar he was dating is out of the picture.
oneeyedspaceman1
Love this dude. He’s not afraid to be who he is and that’s refreshing. It’s great to have your favorite player be such a quality person.
Floating_Animals
Very few athletes have as many respectful, intellectual, and introspective qualities as JB. Its the reason why he is my favorite player especially after all of this year.
Middle-Classless
Jalen doesn’t have any family?
cheeseholiday
Look at this fuckin nerd ❤️
Competitive_Way4581
Everything this dude says lately is gold!
shelly875
Alright Hermione! Go get it done! ❤️
nrj6490
JB and Tingus Pingus sleepovers sound fucking awesome
thealmonded
Unmarketable my ass
JaydadCTatumThe1st
In the books, Hermione was actually a choker who got too deep inside her own psyche when under pressure, and Ron was the street-smart, ‘let’s roll our sleeves up, stop overthinking shit, and get this shit done’ kind of dude.
They merged the best qualities of Ron and Hermione’s characters into the same character and made Ron completely useless because people in Hollywood have no idea how to write a complimentary, 3-person dynamic.
bloom41
Not related but Jaylen definitely a Ryu main
GapDifficult2439
The most eligible bachelor in Boston! That’s for sure
braker61
Keep watching! Your pre-game routine is FIRE
ericdeben
How wild would it be if JB was the next Bachelor?
kahgknow
I hear Joe was pissed because he wouldn’t watch the town with him.
bigdon802
Get it done, Hermione!
bpusef
JB needs to get a steal in game 2 and yell expeliarmus at whoever he gets it from while waving a fake wand.
ethereal3xp
Jaylen
Then go get yourself a family
I don’t know if he is self pitying… he could easily find someone if he really wanted to. And I don’t mean settle.
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Mazulla said they’d be weaponizing their time off for Game 1. JB went expecto patronum on their ass.
Emma Watson is Hermione, Jaylen Brown is HIMmione
Not a surprise to me that Jaylen is single. Another guy who seems single to, although I don’t have the foggiest idea, is K Zing.
How is this smart, sexy, thoughtful, hardworking, talented, well-dressed man single? And I sure hope he was binging Harry Potter with KP!
A few years ago, I used to think Tatum, Brown, and Smart were like Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Man, as if I couldn’t love Jaylen any more. A fellow HP fan? Legend.
JB & KP would be the flyest Death Eaters.
**Kristaps Porzingus** is a spell that confuses Dallas Mavericks…
He gets hotter every day
This motherfucker was like “Yo I got the NBA Finals coming up, lemme see how Harry Potter is doin and see if I can get a little wisdom outta Dumbledore” while Joe Mazulla watched The Town 34x.
Shout out cam tabatabaie the Celtics lab podcast is great and the intro song they use is even better
they’re in their later 20’s, multimillionaires with an rigorous work schedule, why settle down now?
i’m sure they’re fine banging 10s whenever they want to
I guess that cougar he was dating is out of the picture.
Love this dude. He’s not afraid to be who he is and that’s refreshing. It’s great to have your favorite player be such a quality person.
Very few athletes have as many respectful, intellectual, and introspective qualities as JB. Its the reason why he is my favorite player especially after all of this year.
Jalen doesn’t have any family?
Look at this fuckin nerd ❤️
Everything this dude says lately is gold!
Alright Hermione! Go get it done! ❤️
JB and Tingus Pingus sleepovers sound fucking awesome
Unmarketable my ass
In the books, Hermione was actually a choker who got too deep inside her own psyche when under pressure, and Ron was the street-smart, ‘let’s roll our sleeves up, stop overthinking shit, and get this shit done’ kind of dude.
They merged the best qualities of Ron and Hermione’s characters into the same character and made Ron completely useless because people in Hollywood have no idea how to write a complimentary, 3-person dynamic.
Not related but Jaylen definitely a Ryu main
The most eligible bachelor in Boston! That’s for sure
Keep watching! Your pre-game routine is FIRE
How wild would it be if JB was the next Bachelor?
I hear Joe was pissed because he wouldn’t watch the town with him.
Get it done, Hermione!
JB needs to get a steal in game 2 and yell expeliarmus at whoever he gets it from while waving a fake wand.
Jaylen
Then go get yourself a family
I don’t know if he is self pitying… he could easily find someone if he really wanted to. And I don’t mean settle.
Maybe your standard is too high
Dang, Bernice fumbled ??
I think the Celtics are going to win the finals
One more reason to like JB👍