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Jaylen says a lot teammates spend the pre-Finals break w/ families, but adds: “I don’t have a family, I’m single, so I’ve been mainly watching Harry Potter” – Noa Dalzell via Cam Tabatabaie







by dawglover1011

33 Comments

  1. Mazulla said they’d be weaponizing their time off for Game 1. JB went expecto patronum on their ass.

  2. Emma Watson is Hermione, Jaylen Brown is HIMmione

  3. Not a surprise to me that Jaylen is single. Another guy who seems single to, although I don’t have the foggiest idea, is K Zing.

  4. Vast-Cheesecake7230

    How is this smart, sexy, thoughtful, hardworking, talented, well-dressed man single? And I sure hope he was binging Harry Potter with KP!

  5. TatumBrownWhite

    A few years ago, I used to think Tatum, Brown, and Smart were like Harry, Ron, and Hermione

  6. Safehouseunfollow

    Man, as if I couldn’t love Jaylen any more. A fellow HP fan? Legend.

  7. TreebeardsMustache

    **Kristaps Porzingus** is a spell that confuses Dallas Mavericks…

  8. frauenarzZzt

    This motherfucker was like “Yo I got the NBA Finals coming up, lemme see how Harry Potter is doin and see if I can get a little wisdom outta Dumbledore” while Joe Mazulla watched The Town 34x.

  9. chincurtis3

    Shout out cam tabatabaie the Celtics lab podcast is great and the intro song they use is even better

  10. Revolutionary_Snow15

    they’re in their later 20’s, multimillionaires with an rigorous work schedule, why settle down now?

    i’m sure they’re fine banging 10s whenever they want to

  11. GooseMay0

    I guess that cougar he was dating is out of the picture.

  12. oneeyedspaceman1

    Love this dude. He’s not afraid to be who he is and that’s refreshing. It’s great to have your favorite player be such a quality person.

  13. Floating_Animals

    Very few athletes have as many respectful, intellectual, and introspective qualities as JB. Its the reason why he is my favorite player especially after all of this year.

  14. Competitive_Way4581

    Everything this dude says lately is gold!

  15. JB and Tingus Pingus sleepovers sound fucking awesome

  16. JaydadCTatumThe1st

    In the books, Hermione was actually a choker who got too deep inside her own psyche when under pressure, and Ron was the street-smart, ‘let’s roll our sleeves up, stop overthinking shit, and get this shit done’ kind of dude.

    They merged the best qualities of Ron and Hermione’s characters into the same character and made Ron completely useless because people in Hollywood have no idea how to write a complimentary, 3-person dynamic.

  17. GapDifficult2439

    The most eligible bachelor in Boston! That’s for sure

  18. ericdeben

    How wild would it be if JB was the next Bachelor?

  19. I hear Joe was pissed because he wouldn’t watch the town with him.

  20. JB needs to get a steal in game 2 and yell expeliarmus at whoever he gets it from while waving a fake wand.

  21. ethereal3xp

    Jaylen

    Then go get yourself a family

    I don’t know if he is self pitying… he could easily find someone if he really wanted to. And I don’t mean settle.

    Maybe your standard is too high

  22. beckamnewburg

    I think the Celtics are going to win the finals

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