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Swipe Left or Right? Detroit Pistons Free Agent Targets



Swipe Left or Right? Detroit Pistons Free Agent Targets

listen we all know the pisses have a lot of fixing to do you know and there’s there’s some options there’s there’s some options out there $65 million the most in the NBA so we can we can go a little shoping get you a get you a nice y who I want or who I think is going to happen these are just people that I feel like Swip right or swipe left I’m just yeah we’re just swiping right or swipe it left which one of these gentlemen do you want to the good one is right the good way yes yeah I think so yeah yeah we’ll go with we’ll go with smash first one this man is a menace on the bike and on the court for a solid price you can bring this free agent to your team just don’t bring this man around your girl it is Kelly U oh yeah you got to swipe right dude swiping super like Kelly’s bad dude no I like obviously we need a little bit of three-point shooting um he’s got the link you guys know I love my wings I think much Sur K cutting in width and I think think he is humble enough but also good enough to where you can start him or come off the [ __ ] yeah Kelly UB is fine as hell swipe and right great kisser great kisser Nick where you at 31% from outside I’m swiping left I’m passing I think I need a guy that’s maybe uh take it deep yeah no that uh better stretch the floor a guy can really strokey yeah he can stretch something and it’s not the floor exactly I need a better I need a better shooter from Deep no this guy this guy Nick just wants to be the prettier one in the relationship that’s all I I respect it I respect it all right NE for me yeah for me Kelly UB I think at the price point you can get him I think he’s a great I think he’s a great guy you can get him at the midlevel exception that would be a move that I would highly highly Target if I was the Pistons next up we got this man has had one thing his whole career with some documented things on the side but you know he’s loyal he’s one of the greatest shooters his knees don’t work but who’s does over 30 welcome Klay Thompson I’m swiping hard left on Clay thomp he shot 0 for 10 in elimination game can’t play defense anymore nah he would cost way too much money much money what sucks is if he’s a free agent in any other class he might only get 10 million a year yeah but since he’s one of the top guys in this shitty class I mean he’s going to get 25 two I mean I could see him getting around two for 40 is that crazy to say no I don’t think so I think that’s pretty reasonable and he’s he doesn’t look like Kell U at all no he doesn’t I’m swiping yeah I feel crazy not your type not my type no yeah probably Swip left I just the contract would be too much I I like obviously I’d like to see where it goes with him on the team but no we’re good is he on a player option this year like are is he just going to go back to the Warriors great question I’m pretty I’m pretty sure his contract’s just straight up but let me let me let me double check that Nick where you at didn’t start in 14 games this year for the Warriors I don’t is he going to go back there in a non starting roll that’s the thing that I would be I don’t know if he’s going to get starting roll any money yeah you think he just wants to get paid the most um if it was a one-year deal I’d give it a go but I think he will want multiple so I’m going to swipe the left here and pass on the 34y old Klay Thompson I just read something he’s looking for somewhere between like 30 to 40 million [ __ ] no link my nuts not a chance yeah a Thompson so this is from Sports ska say meanwhile per Insider Shams charia Klay Thompson the magic returned I’ll address you later yeah Shams yeah uh he has mutual interest with the magic and they could have 60 million in cat space allowing them to offer Thompson a deal in the range of 30 to 40 million annually magic that’s not a bad fit for him bad we’re just not in a situation be paying a guy like that that much money you know I actually that that’s where I was going to go with it I think he’ll end up on the magic that’s a team that can do like a one twoyear balloon payment considering what they got the Pistons have so many holes in their roster that I’m not spending 40 on a on a guy that you know it’s got It’s got weak knees so I I’m I’m good on I’m good on that one good on that one I mean listen down I mean he’s got he’s got weak knes what do you what do you want from me all right the next the next one this guy there’s not a lot to him he’s got great teeth and an even better shot he’s used he’s used to life in the midwest please welcome three-point comps best buddy healed oh he I wouldn’t say great tee he’s got some teeth he’s got a set of chompers I don’t know if I’d say great buddy ball oh man I don’t hate I don’t hate it think another one of those mid-level contracts I would swipe right on buddy yeah you need some shooting so seems like a good guy Swip right probably loves carrots uh oh my God he eat the fck out of the that’s the type of guy you feeding an apple out of your head sugar cubes yeah I sugar cubes i’ swipe right on buddy I’m swiping right for sure we need shooting on this team desperately I think he pairs with Kade uh really well in the back cour yeah stroke that thing Cuzo stroke have you seen that video I’m right for funny green bean where you at yeah I’m swiping right veteran can shoot I like it yeah that would that would be a great signing yeah I I like this one I just wonder if Philly’s going to go over the cap to keep them but I don’t know it seemed like they didn’t really enjoy the Buddy exper experience too much so I don’t think they’re I think they’re but you see the key and peel sketch no oh the East West pole oh yeah oh yeah or or wait the the uh the Louisiana like the Louisiana like they’re going out to eat one when they’re like donkey I want donkey all right this next one that’ll do buddy real quick on him what type of contract do you think he signs if Clay’s getting 30 40 30 4 he’s pushing a 20 like these guys like Malik monk that that the Pistons are tied to uh buddy hee like these guys are going to command 20 we’ll see what they ultimately get and there’s there’s not a lot of teams out there with a lot of with a lot of money so they’re either going to take a short-term deal and try to reset the market or they’re going to and try their luck next year or they’re going to they’re Detroit’s going to offer them a balloon payment so um that’s why to me I’m looking at more so the trade market but another another guy now this guy this man used to be a bum I’m talking certified bum certified bum don’t put Dante X up there like I hate the way this man walks I hate the way he talks I hate the way the city loves them Andre drum oh yeah yes all day I have no I don’t know why people had beef is bringing on if we had Andre Drummond back last year we wi I’m not tell you we won 16 games but we definitely winning a lot more games no Off the Bench all day Andre a lot more I mean he’s better than James WIS I would take it which is a very low bar but it’s going to be extremely cheap uh just keep him out of recording studios keep him away from my Carly Stars I yeah I’d go I’d go with uh I would I would be fine with that did not get the hate not super liking no I didn’t he’s just soft as dog [ __ ] but he’s he’s older now he’s more mature um I wouldn’t mind that it’s going to be really cheap he’s better he’d be a fine Center Off the Bench we just had to pay him a Max contract when he wasn’t like a max player to keep him I feel like that’s kind of why kind of was a max player like he was [ __ ] 17 and 20 15 17 16 yeah he was putting up those numbers but didn’t uh you know equate to win which that’s kind of why it was a bummer they put Josh Smith and Greg Monroe next to him like I would I I would swipe right on Andre I’ll take him as a backup center yeah yeah that’s that’s what his that’s what his Market is uh Caleb are are you in in agreement with that I don’t know it kind of depends the kind of money we give him and if if this is if this is real Tinder like if it’s like a Friday night I’ve had a couple beverages I’m probably swiping right but I might wake up the next morning and be like oh God I do why did I just give Andre drumond $17 million a year for the next two years but I don’t know he’s a good veteran presence bring him back to the city I’d say I’d probably swipe right yeah I’m swiping right I’m swiping right too I’m swiping left just off the shoulder hair like that [ __ ] is gross hey you either like it or you don’t D Sports Chat look at that shoulder hair it’s uh something for sure the man I got old hair bit can’t really see it J you know it’s not bad all right one last one last one before we go to very visible for sure look like a four bear [ __ ] Jew flame tattoos on your yeah all right sorry moving on what else were we rocking with one last one before we go go to break and this is one I go yeah just go over okay okay well then over another one another one I got I don’t know this guy is under the radar guy so you know he’s he’s just a baller man he’s just a baller he’s a Croatian Marksman I want this guy because we saw what Mike muscala did bring home Dario sarich what I how give k a stretch five I like that I don’t I don’t know this is a weird one this is a weird one those Eastern Europeans you know once they get past the age of like 30 they turn into ogres uh I I was told that from from a reliable source um I can I can confirm they you know the SN and the stands I’m very I’m very fond of that area the sneil and the stands what type of contract is he command I mean he got a mid-level acception last time for sure mid level so like no no no way less way less like 10 to 12 13 yes swiping right yeah I just think I just think you saw what Mike Mall did and galinari when he pretended to be a center but like offensively what that did for Cade spacing the floor to that level I I I I I like that where where you out to kill cheap little foreign thing that could stroke it yeah Che cheap little foreign thing that can stroke it like I said the sne and the stands that former USSR area Bosnia Lithuania Kazakhstan all those guys um I don’t hate it hate I don’t hate it I don’t hate it like I said but Eastern Europe Eastern Europeans they spoil quick oh yeah they expire I said Expo they spoil expire oh yeah so I’d go for I don’t know why not yeah why not I mean if I if I got the notification they sign them to the mid-level exception it’s whatever yeah again that’s the one that’s the that’s the Deep shot at 2 in the morning on Tinder yeah the U up she hits yes you look at the look at the picture try to get to link right do another double shot those are those are the ones that are always up too you see her walking down the street you’re like hey are you sure that’s you she’s like yeah oh [ __ ] are you sure that I’ll ask you guys the question if you’re paying the same amount to sarch and drummed which one you bring him back oh oh sarch all day SAR SAR all day need shooting just you saw differ Simon fio offered like soon as he came with I that’s what I’m looking forward to I’ll swi on kazakstan usbekistan has in the stand similar Vibe sge stand do do we want to keep going or do we want yeah keep give me another one all right I I can’t leave on a on a four hey sometimes that’s how the night goes sometimes that’s how the night goes but we got 65 million we don’t got to leave it a four we buy another bottle Well here here’s what listen if you’re into shoulders let me tell let me tell you oh no be [ __ ] that’s a 250 million contract yeah that’s a that’s a that’s a big bag big bag about you got to pay Cade soon too I mean yeah you got to pay him this Summer well the K extension extend him this summer so is he taking a like what’s the capit get your geography right hey Anakin you’re a cop oh off uh a max deal for guy it’s only giving you 16 17 they were a part of us all league so why don’t you go be a cop that’s but you got you got assar huh assar is going to be that yeah but but he doesn’t but assar doesn’t stretch the floor like assar I mean all the way around doesn’t yeah assar doesn’t stretch floor I don’t know I think it’s I think it’s perfect this is like the perfect guy we need right now OG would be assar if he was actually good uh offensively yeah cuz we know he’s good defensively but if if assar could could shoot the ball he would be OG and anobi so I mean yeah you’re going to have to pay him $250 million or so yeah yeah what if faar turns out to be an OG and Obi that’s a if you have two of those on the same team two all League Defenders alongside Cade that doesn’t hurt and then if Duren can learn how to play defense does it good does it concern you at all Caleb though that he missed 32 games last season and you’re giv that kind of cash for him um I mean obviously it’s concerning yeah but with the free agent class like this the that’s the stuff you got to do you’re going to have to pay guys that you know in other years obviously I don’t think he’s a $40 million a year guy but this year you have to do it even with missing games defense is shooting I don’t know that’s a sign I don’t think you can pass up if you’re the Pistons if he’s available if the Knicks don’t bring him back that should be one of the first calls they make probably him and I don’t know if we’re going to bring up another guy later but there’s two guys that I really like just context and injuries real quick 50 games last year uh 67 a year prior 48 before that 43 before that and then his League high or his career high was 68 yeah that does concern me easy I don’t if you’re giving him Max money yeah well um even in the the playoffs this year yeah I mean but damn D he missed that much time I I didn’t know that I didn’t know that either yeah no he’s he’s missed quite a bit of time that’s that is that is the knock on him that’s the one knock on him is that he’s missed quite a bit of time but you know what that’s that’s somebody that that I’d be willing to i’ I’d be willing to shove the money for yeah that’s see that’s the that’s the super like that’s the super like like you get her in your in your home you’re doing everything you’re busting out the good bottle you know we’re going out to eat I’m getting you a filet and some lobster tail and then I’m going to bring you home and give you the best 30 seconds of your life like it’s this is a much better option than [ __ ] he may only give you 30 seconds dorio sarage and and you got to think about it too he’s coming from he’s coming from a damn near abusive situ abusive relationship though you can kind of bring them in shelter them a little bit I think it’s a I I think it’s I think it’s a good move think it’s a good move [Music]

Spencer Raxter, EZ and the rest of the Heavyweights crew discuss possible free agent targets for the Detroit Pistons heading into the 2024-25 season. Do you like any of these options or are they all slightly mid? Like, Subscribe and leave your comment below!

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4 Comments

  1. I stopped listening to for a while because of the immaturity. I just gave them another chance, and their immature ways didn't disappoint . I'll try again much later, if at all.

  2. I say sign Buddy Heild and make some trades. Enough with the youth movement…we gotta shake this thing up

  3. Or, you could not pay anyone bad money, trade Cade because he's the only piece of value, and try to start over like they really need to.

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