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The Wizards have a SECRET WEAPON that everyone wants



The Wizards have a SECRET WEAPON that everyone wants

flashback Denny Corner three yes Denny on a step back knocks it down up his dribble Denny with two on the shot clock hits nothing but net I think I’m hallucinating are you seeing what I’m saying there’s Denny all alone 41 points for Denny on right now is welcome to the dirty bucket my name is Alfonso Rose certified WNBA hater I took the online course dude um could you do me a favor remember this name Denny AA what’s going on DC family so there is a current dispute or whatever happening in a DMV between us seven Wizards fans half of us believe Danny abdia is a core player and the other half want to trade him and there does like a good chunk who just don’t care anymore and are busy watching Jihadi white highlights but you know I’m team Denny turbo Professor X if you know you know ain’t nobody faster than turbo I think Denny can be an All-Star in the mold of Andre koleno you know and I I get a lot of flack for this but you know what just like Danny I don’t give a what makes Julius R what so tough to guard and and kind of face uh I don’t know for me he’s not that tough to guard but but before I begin this glaze session of Denny if you enjoy the video please like And subscribe I can’t say that enough all right let’s get on with the video so Denny just came out of a mini breakout season that has most of us Wizards fans a little giddy no no no no not not not that giddy not that we’re finally having that jump that most of us have been anticipating I mean he went from averaging predominantly nine points per game throughout his entire career to now 14.7 last year while his three-point percentage which also hovered around 30% now jumped up to 37.4% last year but besides that the biggest score that the Wizards have had in possibly like freaking half a decade dude is freaking securing Danny AIA to a 4-year $55 million contract which is a steal of robbery you know Will Dawkins Evil Genius and I feel bad you know I’m I’m not going to St here and act like I don’t have a soul dude I I I feel bad you know what I mean I feel like we should do community service I’ll do I’ll do community service I’ll clean up Chinatown or whatever the hell but he is severely underpaid especially if his trajectory continues to grow and you know what the worst part about it is that Danny AA is 23 years old right now he just turned 23 I I think he just finished blowing the candles off his cake dude which means that he signed this contract last year and he was 22 a newborn he sign we coer now I feel bad I’m about to hop on the red line right now the freaking Chinatown dude I got my freaking broom dude you know what I mean a minor he was a minor where was his Guardian did we coers this kid dude like oh what is Denny Adia is underpaid and if he continues to improve which he did last year he’s going to be on one of the best contracts in the league if not the very best contract in the league but I just want to toss out some stats out there before I go off the rails with all these recent trade proposals of teams trying to pry away our beloved Denny from us so after the All-Star break Denny AIA averaged 17.1 points per game 8.9 rebounds 3.9 assists while shooting 47% from the field although his three-point percentage dropped to 31% but that could be attributed to many things late season fatigue also him having more responsibility offense more usage and all that fun stuff another thing that got me a bit scared about Denny is that he did not shoot a high volume of deep shots he only shot at 3.1 per outing which he connected 37% of the time but still you know what I mean you want to see a bigger sample of that but on the bright side he did hit 40.5% of his catch and shoot three-point attempts per nba.com or what the hell and one could think that if the Wizards could get better point guard play most likely out of Jordan pool then his three-point percentage can also only increase so that’s a bright spot but to be honest with you this is the main thing I’m worried about Denny I just want to make sure consistency is real lastly another thing that I like is that last year he averaged 3.8 assists per game which he showed more creativity on the floor I mean he’s always had that since his rookie season but he had the ball in his hands more he’s a secondary ball handler in the rotation in the starting lineup which in my opinion is his destined role I think he can average six assists per game you know what I’m just a buffoon from Maryland but yes I like this progression that he did last year regarding his playmaking ability because of that and because of his Stellar play offensively I’ll get to defensively later dude there are I don’t know what to call them piranhas out there trying to steal Turbo from us and those piranhas now have freaking infiltrated the Wizards fandom ecosystem because now some of us think that we should trade them you know what I mean we can agree to disagree dude you know what I mean I believe we should build around Denny he’s a core player turbo but uh yeah I mean like looking at these trade offers but the first trade in the most honestly popular location for Denny AA apparently seems like the Oklahoma City Thunder you know what I mean they seems they seem very interested in Turbo um but they want to give up Josh get gy and some draft Capital but Josh giddy for Denny no how about new first of all I don’t want no giddy no Diddy no no Josh gigg I don’t want no G no Diddy in DC no gidy giddy whatever in order for the Wizards to even listen to an offer the Thunder need to offer a trade of multiple first round picks I say at least three three first round picks and I don’t want no fake me out first rounders I want those real first rounders not those freaking 25 to 30 pick range I want I want real first rounders the Wizards already have a Reclamation project in freaking Jordan pool so why would we want another one in Josh giddy what what are we better help better help takes the stigma out of promo code the dirty no no no no if anything I need better help I need Supreme help um Majestic help you know what I mean Jordan P nearly wiped out a third of the Wizards fan base last year dude anyways I say no to this trade next question another team that I see are the Lakers the Lakers the Lakers who are freaking interested in anybody and everybody for their team who do they have to offer besides that first round pick from freaking 2030 or whatever the hell I don’t want to wait 5 years to reap the benefits were they going to give us ruy hachimura ruy himself doesn’t even want to come to DC he he told me he texted me he’s like dude I’m tired of Mumbo Sauce and I was like you know what get the out of here it doesn’t make no sense like what please look at yourself in the mirror tonight I’m going to do it tonight I’m going to do it right after this and ask yourself would you want to get back with your ex first of all she never did the bed and her peek and Pie was not up to par dude no no no no way Cleveland you see I say Cleveland all of a sudden wants to win dude Cleveland who are they going to offer you know I mean do does LeBron got another child on the way or something like that like what the hell they’re saying that the main trade piece for Cleveland is Jared Allen Jared Allen what are we gonna do with Jared Allen he’s too good for us right now we are rebuilding I don’t know I don’t know about y’all I’m trying to get Cooper FL next year the Wizards right now are stocking up for the cold winter you know what I mean we are going to be Irrelevant for the next couple of years and I kind of like it Allan is only going to come in here and take away minutes from possibly SAR knock on wood not going win um the V who’s a little bit intriguing here in DC Marvin baggley he’s just going to take away minutes of possible future assets of ours or just future building blocks no how about new I truly believe that Denny can be Andre kolinko especially if the three continues to hit that’s going to be the closest thing I’m be paying attention to Denny last year finally realized his height he’s been playing Bully ball out there cuz in the past he didn’t in the past this man will go for the sweet soft little layups and then last year he started of playing like a true 69 220 lb forward in the NBA on top of that he he already had great basketball IQ he’s always been creative you know his confidence is what took a spike last year which I love which I love because he has all the other tools to be great he’s quick agile he has quick feet he can guard the one through five yes the one through five small ball five though he’s humble he’s very dedicated all this on top of him having the appetite to learn now people are saying France Wagner for him but then he’s more of a defensive player 3 andd who will become in my opinion a secondary ball handler in the starting lineup but the thing that I want to like um note to people is that Denny has that dog in him he has that D AWG dog something that Auto poter never had yes I I went there dude all those Auto poter stands who apparently are the same ones who don’t believe in Danny potential no okay those are fighting words no I don’t want to do that no um the auto porter stands probably know more about basketball than I do you know what I mean in this channel it’s a freaking basketball Channel but I freaking talk about lesbians a lot like come on come on can we watch basketball with our freaking glasses hey instead of our freaking TI 83s with these Advanced stats earlier this season Denny had a 43o game and that’s when I knew things were cooking with Crisco 43 if you’re a Wizards fan you know this is a big feat cuz Denny didn’t have the confidence or the offensive skill a couple of years ago to do this we all know that like this year he has improved so much driving to the rim with that shoulder shoulder pads get out the way man kman like you when I was watching that game and he hit 40 I shed a tear it was emotional now obviously he just turned 23 his offensive game is going to continue to evolve like I said all he does pretty much when he drives to the rim he finally realizes his height and his strength he does that shoulder move just ducks a shoulder in you know trucks somebody these cucks out the way um but you know what I think he’s going to get more evolved as the time passes by with that he’s going to have more secondary ball handling moves more you know way ways to finish around the rim so you know as long as teams continue to respect his three that’s the key point the key Point his ball handling I’m very confident that he’s going to improve his ball handling to be the secondary ball handler in starting lineup but the key thing is teams need to continue respecting his three because in the past they did not which is why again in my dumb opinion the lanes there was alleys for him to drive to the paint this year the only criticism I have of Denny is um is this this man is wearing lily pads to the freaking basketball game dude what is wrong with you please trade kosma I love kma what is this what is this but if you’re a huge Denny Stan and you can’t wait to watch him grow and develop throw the X up throw it up if you get pulled over by the cop tonight dude don’t give them your license just just throw that X and if they’re a real one they’ll throw the X right back at you I’m just playing give them your license what’s wrong with you give them your license I think Danny Adia can be Andre kolinko and if he is you don’t trade him and also what if his value only triples next year what if he has another breakout season and he triples his value next year for the trade deadline a three and d a guy who can guard the one through five small ball five and you want to trade him away way Ed he just turned 23 years old secondary ball handler in the starting lineup what I am team Danny turbo Professor X if you know you know if you enjoy the video please like And subscribe do let me know in the comments Am I Wrong Am I a buffoon for thinking that Denny can be Andre kolinko I think he can but they have similar facets in their game but I’m going shut up uh I have some work to do I’ll see you on the next video the next support peace y’all

Deni Avdija is a future all star. There, I said it. I am going to stick with my truth and deal with the consequences later. Much later.

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17 Comments

  1. Deni is a Dawg, already at 23 he is one of the best rebounders in the Nba for his size, + he broke out this season in terms of scoring.

  2. if the wizards fan do not want him, i am sure many team would want him. wasting his talent on a shit team.

  3. Bro would get cooked on D, now he's a lock. Bro used to brick all 3's, now he's light out. We gotta keep him. Put him at pg.

  4. Seems like the Wizards had a problem with understanding what they had. Now they have new people trying to figure that out. They have to know the potential they have now then plan for the right draft picks. On someone like Deni the new Wizards management should replant and see how he grows in the new garden. Because he just might bloom there. He showed some very good signs with big games.

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