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Joe Mazzulla still drives a 1997 Suzuki Sidekick because the threat of it breaking down forces him to always be early



Joe Mazzulla still drives a 1997 Suzuki Sidekick because the threat of it breaking down forces him to always be early

by cburke3443

24 Comments

  1. comfypillow

    This guy read atomic habits and took it to the extreme

  2. I_Set_3_Alarms

    I wonder where on a scale of homeless, jobless, and potentially in a mental asylum to coaching a team to an NBA Championship, would I fall if I started to live my life like Joe Mazzulla.

    I think I would lose my job by next week, and I could coach a little league team up to silver medal in about 6 years

  3. nibbinoo8

    just let joe sleep at the practice facility. there’s gotta be a cramped closet that would force him to sleep all scrunched up. i’m sure he would somehow see that as an advantage. love our psycho.

  4. Vast-Cheesecake7230

    Of course he does! Such a New England yankee thing to say.

  5. seasoned-veteran

    It’s impossible to parody Joe Mazzulla.

  6. Fatmans-middle-digit

    He could just drive a bmw for the same reasons

  7. frenchosaka

    You would never think a famous coach would be driving that car, so it a good stealth mobile. If a guy pulls up in a red Ferrari, you will notice who is getting out.

  8. Eddie__Sherman

    A friend works at New Balance, next to the Celtics practice facility and has seen this multiple times

  9. ChunkySlutPumpkin

    Look, this man is fucking psychotic, but this can not be real, no fucking way

  10. DizzyTS13

    I know this is a joke, but it’s especially funny because no one even batted an eye reading it, it sounds like something he’d do. I hope he remains successful his entire career because I dread the day the team isn’t as good anymore and his antics start to just come off as weird, successful psycho Joe is just too much fun

  11. jjjuuubbbsss

    Christian Bale drives an 03 Toyota Tacoma because it never breaks. Joe Mazzulla drives a 97 Suzuki Sidekick for the threat of breaking. Immovable object meets unstoppable force.

  12. TrashMongrelson

    Joe is the type of dude to ACTUALLY take out his rear view mirror so he can’t look back

  13. His why, is literally the least surprising thing I read this week.

  14. This man is the definition of scarcity mindset. He’s hungry to succeed, completely unconcerned about appearances, and self effacing to a fault.

    Love Joe, not many people would succeed in his position last year, and thrive the year after.

  15. KeldonMarauder

    Everyday I learn something new about Joe and honestly, even if most of these were made up, I’d still believe em

  16. Valuable-Baked

    Joe’s Aiwa 5-cd changer stereo that was installed at circuit City is absolutely set 5.25 minutes ahead of the actual time

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