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How Monty Williams Secured The Bag from the Detroit Pistons! #nba #montywilliams #detroit



How Monty Williams Secured The Bag from the Detroit Pistons! #nba #montywilliams #detroit

here’s a quick step-by-step guide on how to secure the bag step one be Monty Williams step two get scapegoated by the Suns for a failed all input step three have an entire dump truck of money flung at you in Detroit step four become the highest pay coach in NBA history step five die alive step six have people accuse you of trying to get fired step seven succeed in getting ganed step eight collect 60 $5 million over 5 years bag successfully secured

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  1. Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Bobby Bonilla gets paid $1 million+ soon. Lolmets never dies!

  2. È piacevole far parte di una comunitĂ  in cui le differenze vengono celebrate anzichĂ© evitate. Promuove una cultura di inclusivitĂ .đŸ”„

  3. Watching him give big minutes to Killian Hayes and Isiah Livers while keeping Jaden Ivey and Asuar Thompson in the doghouse was the most obvious clue he was trying to get fired

  4. Mike: Who’s gonna notice if the Pistons drown badly this year?

    Pistons: drown to historically bad levels

    Mike: YOU DROWNED TO HARD DAMMIT

  5. Does anyone actually feel bad that Monty Williams is going to keep getting paid?

    I know I don't.

  6. Step 2.5: Schmooze with Mat Ishbia to get in the front door with the Pistons since he accumulated wealth in metro Detroit.

  7. Although he is not a major problem with the Pistons, he had some moments where he did not help himself, such as using Hayes and Livers over Ivey and Thompson.

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