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CBS News Colorado has learned the Denver Nuggets are looking to hire the next “SuperMascot Rocky” … hoping to find someone who has at least three years of mascot experience, a background in gymnastics, a college degree, and a specific height requirement of between 5-foot-5 and 5-foot-9.



“CBS News Colorado has learned the Denver Nuggets are looking to hire the next “SuperMascot Rocky” … hoping to find someone who has at least three years of mascot experience, a background in gymnastics, a college degree, and a specific height requirement of between 5-foot-5 and 5-foot-9.”

by sewsgup

47 Comments

  1. Kwilly462

    Well, I’m 6 ft 2, so looks like I’m overqualified

  2. Acrobatic-Dog7044

    You need a college degree to be a mascot?

  3. BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

    ME ME ME I HAVE ALL OF THAT EXCEPT THE MASCOT EXPERIENCE AND A GYMNASTICS BACKGROUND

  4. walterdog12

    I counter with no experience, getting out of bed in the morning hurts, a high school diploma, and 5’1 obese.

  5. Oh god where’s the old rocky? They’re trying to cover this up fr

  6. ByronTheBlack

    This is discrimination to all my fat weeb brethren that are 5’ and 300 lbs.

  7. steve1186

    Rocky has been one of the best mascots at doing dangerous shit for 30+ years.

    Here’s a link to the craziest thing the mascot has ever done – https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IP2q-Ru2xY

    The guy is 30+ feet off the ground standing on a ladder with no harness, catching basketballs and trying to hit a half court shot. He definitely dies if he falls off that ladder.

  8. blacksoxing

    > college degree

    Look, I respect it, but if you’re looking for a person who has three years of experience AND a background in gymnastics, the notion that they need a college degree is out the damn window. You go w/that crutch because you’re hoping to get someone who is dedicated, who can study, and who can be “dependable”.

    You CAN ask for real-life experience & specific backgrounds & a college degree….but at this point you’re also a soulless HR rep who is leaning on your Workday filtering instead of actually reading resumes

  9. CaressMeSlowly

    the virgin six footer versus the chad 5’5

  10. “Ability to stay conscious while being suspended many feet in the air”

  11. ApoliticalAth3ist

    This could probably stay on the Nuggets sub

  12. BobSlydell08

    The degree gating for jobs is getting out of hand lol. Can’t wait until McDonald’s requires a masters degree to be a fry cook.

  13. OogieBoogieJr

    Antonio Brown seriously considering freezing his feet off so he can meet that height requirement

  14. Dusty_Negatives

    “And we’re willing to pay 18k a year”

  15. FutureBrockLesnar

    Finally an NBA job for short kings 👑

  16. Airweldon

    Someone refer them to the Cirque De Soleil Beatles Love performers.

  17. Cheeseish

    Why have a height max requirement if you want a college gymnast?

  18. imperialmoose

    We need an amazing gymnast but also we ain’t springing to make a new costume.

  19. milehighrukus

    I’ve got mascot experience and a college degree

    But I’m too tall for the NBA

  20. BossButterBoobs

    Damn, most users here only meet the height requirement

  21. GamesMeanEverything

    “I’m looking for a guy in mascots, 5’5 to 5’9. Mascots. Gymnast. 5’5 to 5’9.”

  22. overratedluka

    Well educated 6’4” 250 pound gymnasts in shambles 

  23. LordQuest1809

    I see here you’re an Olympic gymnast, but where did you go to college?

  24. Lol69HaHaHa

    Someone explain why they are asking for a college degree lol

  25. Cthulhululemon

    Ben Simmons, you are now the Nuggets mascot

  26. mcelroytutoring

    Guess he missed too many of those backwards half-court shots

  27. experienceTHEjizz

    I’m 6’9″ there goes my chance at my dream job at being mascot for the denver.

  28. Fun-Cauliflower-1724

    Gotta be able to drop multiple behind the back half court shots as well

  29. Timoteo-Tito64

    Good, the new rocky is ass. Idk when they switched but it feels like about 2018-2020 when rocky just stopped being able to do all the cool shit he used to

  30. Perfectswandive

    Damn even for mascot work they want someone with experience, huh?

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