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Stephon Castle, future H-E-B commercial star



Boy oh boy where do I even begin.. Stephon… honey.. my pookie bear. . I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you fanatically play defense and set the tone of the game. Your keen eye for playmaking, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you age. You’ve been a winner since you can remember. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great winner in life and, sometimes I wish I could meet you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left UCONN, my heart was in a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first championship at UCONN, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You joined the San Antonio Spurs with Victor Wembanyama andd I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"SAN ANTONIO, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Stephon Castle. 🥰❤️🫶🏽

by Umadm8tey

1 Comment

  1. callmearookie

    bro, you us the copypasta and the image to deep fry each win. goated post

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