[Woj] Tobias Harris has agreed to a two-year, $52 million deal with the Detroit Pistons, sources tell ESPN.
Tobias Harris has agreed to a two-year, $52 million deal with the Detroit Pistons, sources tell ESPN.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 1, 2024
by lndngtm
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EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
WE ARE FREE AT LAST
the bad man can’t hurt us any more. š¶
THE BAD MAN IS OFFICIALLY GONE
Highway robbery he’s worth 15 million at best lmao
I just fell to my knees in WaWa
This feels better than signing PG
Go rot in basketball hell buddy.
All time bag getter. Gotta respect the game.
lmao haven’t the poor pistons suffered enough
Bye bozo!
His agent is crazy. How does he keep doing this lmao
The pistons certainly pistoned
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Miss you bro! Thanks for taking our money! This is what Elton shouldāve paid you, itās not your fault!
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This must be how people who have been wrongly convicted feel after their release from prison.
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FREEEEDOM!
He finally gets to live out his dream of scoring 20ppg on a 20 win team
Lol damn he still got a respectable bag. Sucks that you were very much an overpaid bum Tobi, but by all accounts you were a decent locker room guy and human being. I wish you well. Sort of.
Let’s pray for pistons fans. They thought they have already been through the worst and now this happens.
So this is what gooners do every day.
i wont badmouth him any more. #godspeed I wish him the best
STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN
Does this mean the Sixers are out of the Lauri picture?
They are legit excited over there. They are down bad
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I am guessing year 2 isn’t guaranteed. It’s a tradeable contract and Harris gets 26m to be constantly in rumors.
Such a rich loser
Knowing our luck the pistons turn it around this year with Tobi xD
THEY REALLY PICKED TOBIAS HARRIS OVER JIMMY IM CRYING šš
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When he plays his first game back in Philly, we should thank him over the PA system and then act like we are gonna play a sincere tribute video to him on the big screen, but instead just show a lowlight reel of all the layups he missed here with some circus music over it
TAKE YOUR 900 CALORIE DIABETES COOKIES AND GET LOST FRIEND!
THIS IS OUR CHAMPIONSHIP
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
I just happily fell to my knees in wawa
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HEāS GONE, HEāS FINALLY GONE
How do I explain to people in the office why Iām crying at 10 AM on a Monday
Our burden has been lifted
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At least he wonāt have to worry about underperforming in the playoffs there
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How does he keep getting paid I donāt understandĀ
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Itāsā¦.its over š„¹
The end of an era
I mean, it’s not like the Sixers were going to sign him. His production was never great and actually went downhill with Nick Nurse.
Guys, Tobias was a great fucking dude that took a bag we offered him. Jesus Christ the hate is insane. Hes obviously a good player just not worth the max.
I love how itās been obvious for a year that the garbage Pistons would massively overpay for himā¦and they still did it.