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Predicting the next 5 NBA finals using unbiased calculated logic



Predicting the next 5 NBA finals using unbiased calculated logic



by jeffers0n_steelflex

25 Comments

  1. PackageMerchant

    I mean I’m not scientist but who cares what those nerds think this is 100% possible and even likely

  2. I could see every match up but the Spurs, I feel as though they’re too far out still.

    I also don’t see us winning three in a row, it’s just so hard to happen. 3 over 2, that’s a good confident bet.

  3. BrianScalaweenie

    I know for a fact this is true and I’m not even from the future

  4. I mean, the only improbable part of this video, is the opponents he listed 🤣

  5. Clark94vt

    I believe him, when have you seen this guy lie before? I never have.

  6. PopeJeremy10

    Warriors ain’t making it back to the finals this decade

  7. davidasc22

    His best point is that it’s now impossible to build a better team than the Celtics, which means beating them in 7 is going to be very difficult. People trying to replicate what the Celtics have done are approaching it wrong. You have to build a different type of team to beat them.

    We lucked into two top 3 draft picks. We traded for White who is an all-star caliber player for basically nothing. We got picks for Porzingis who was essentially a free agent who wanted to come here. We used one of those picks to get Jrue Holiday, who shouldn’t have been available. We traded a player in Kemba who would be shortly out of the league for Al Horford…

    The amount of luck/fortune combined with being a big market team, combined with the new cba rules makes it near impossible to put a team of this much talent together again.

    My advice is put together 2-3 players for whom the Celtics have no answer for defensively. That’s the only answer.

    You need a Giannis/Embiid/Jokic and you need a Murray/Edwards/Brunson and you need a 3rd problem player on top of that.

    Then you need to fill the rest of the team with 3 and D guys.

    Denver was close to the recipe but they’re getting worse rather than getting better. Milwaukee needed someone better overall than Dame and more consistent AND still needed another piece.

    Philly has the right idea, but there is no way both Embiid and George stay healthy and their ages mean the window is closing faster than they realize.

    New York has gone all in but their pieces don’t add up to what Boston has. Maybe if Porzingis isn’t healthy, but that’s what they’ll have to hope for. They’ll also have to hope that they can get a top seed and what that costs them for the playoffs, so they can put off playing us early.

    Minnesota isn’t getting better and with the cap, they’ll likely start cutting into their roster before they even have a chance at success.

  8. xbuzzlightyearz

    Not likely but certainly not impossible. Be hell of a story I’ll say that. Golden state reuniting with Durant for one last hurrah only to lose to the Celtics would be amazing.

  9. PatriotMissiles

    I come from the future and vouch for this video.

  10. PapaSheev7

    Hmm, yes. I also agree that the Boston Celtics will win the Every Fucking NBA Finals™

  11. chincurtis3

    Celtics win again at least once for sure but I guarantee the thunder make at least 1 finals in the next 5 years

  12. XYZZY_SPOON_1

    Why’s he predicting if he’s from the future? Shouldn’t he already know what’s going to happen?

  13. Higher probability of Celtics winning 6 in a row than Denver making the finals in 2025. They are losing so many guys

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