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The Miami Heat are EMBARRASSING…



The Miami Heat are EMBARRASSING…

we have a question oh still on the Sega free agency uh there there’s another team on the East Coast that is kind of sleepy just like y’all though and we are talking the Miami Heat they have not done anything they have you know just sat on their hands what’s going on in Miami I don’t want to call dibs again but I gotta call dibs again because last part I was on I said tired of heat culture think is overrated and we never elaborated on it so this is what I want to elaborate on I’m tired of the Miami Heat for the past couple of years and I’m not saying they haven’t been successful but they do this thing where like they’re proud of being the Rough Rider grindy ass franchise but it’s like are you just trolling yourself and this what I’m talking about like y’all not doing anything just cause what you think your team was good and you got hold bro still do something it it don’t hurt to a high SE it don’t hurt to make the team a little bit better so you don’t need playoff G like these things don’t hurt ease up on yourself man I don’t know why they aren’t doing anything though to be more straightforward in terms of free agency I have no idea I know why I know why and I and I’ll lob this one to dammo this is a from a report but in a but an NBA official who has spoke to the heat said Miami continues to say that while it wants to improve the team it believes it has a roster good enough to contend if healthy that’s what I just said this what I’m saying like what do they do this that’s seemingly impossible to prove or disprove because they are rarely fully healthy go ahead DMO I I’ve already said I’ve already read through between the lines once before today guys you know earlier um I’m reading between lines with this statement too I don’t know why I have such a keen n for you know reading between the lines and hearing what [ __ ] is really saying all I just heard is we ain’t got no money that’s all I we ain’t got no money to sign nobody because we got a roster Full of Hurt [ __ ] we ain’t lost enough players to go sign nobody y’all tell me who is it that came off Miami Books exactly Thomas Bryant and d and d Wright that’s it they don’t got no money these [ __ ] is broke they are handcuffed to Bam Jimmy Tyler hero the other Martin twin because I only heard on already one so that mean the other one still on the books them [ __ ] ain’t got no money that’s what this is they can’t go get nobody and the guys they want to trade they can’t trade because either a they hurt or B don’t nobody want them so that they’re handcuffed they’re gonna sell the dream of oh no man he culture our team good enough yeah buddy yeah all right as blueface would say you [ __ ] Ain’t Got It to go sign nobody y’all about to wait till the day before free agency ends and we about to see one million a Oney year $250,000 contract for bismack bomo because y can’t sign nobody yeah uh for context uh I just did a generic Google search if I’m missing a detail or a signing sorry but Jimmy Butler 48.7 mil bamama Deo 34.8 mil Tyler Herold making a flat 29 Terry Rosier basically making 25 flat uh Duncan Robinson still 19.4 I thought that was over yeah yeah they’re broke brotin is a fre agcy my bad the the Martin twin is a free agent I thought that that was his brother that’s actually him Cody is the brother Caleb is the one that was in Miami my fault chhat no hey hey man sometimes when you broke you got to get creative gotta find a different way to just can’t sometimes you just can’t outright say and Chad I’m G let you know that too uh especially for our male audience a predominantly male audience when you dating woman can’t just tell her you’re broke you got to say some you know my funds are tied up okay uh what what what day of the month is it I just made an investment yeah my investments aren’t liquid right now um my mom’s washer just broke the wallet’s fluid the wallet’s fluid yeah um my my money my spending money is actually in the mattress uh but my savings money I gotta move my checkins to my savings my my funds are gender fluid and right now they’re identifying is not here oh somebody said it I got a lot of commitments right now got a lot of commitments right now that’s that’s probably something I would have to say especially because teams are getting better in the East I think it’s important that you know Miami just kick the tires on somebody hell kick the tires under Ros um but there’s there’s rumors not even rumors but there’s conversations about a team that we talked about already having the best three NBA and it’s not even close the Sixers have told Joel embiid for a year to be patient and to wait and we’re going to go out next summer we’re going to get the best player we can get we’re going to put the best team around you we possibly can the the Sixers now have the best big three in the NBA it’s really not close with the three guys they have now all of whom were All Stars last year you got a leite garden Maxi got an elite two- a wing in embiid or in uh Paul George you’ve got maybe the most dominant big in the league in Joel embiid they fit together perfectly they’re compliment each other in every way on the court they’re versatile Paul George an elite shooter you have two Elite Shooters now given spacing around in beid they can go out and get any kind of role players that can fit alongside them they can they’re versatile in a lot of ways they have the highest ceiling now of any team in the league but the Boston Celtics and they can go toe-to-toe with the celing on how healthy these guys are which is obviously the biggest question Paul George missed a bunch of time you mentioned Allen Joelle has missed a lot of time but if they’re healthy in the spring jvis is going to be a huge F yes they are as good as any team in the league and this isn’t like the Phoenix Suns putting this big three together last year that was flawed from the start this is a group that fits together perfectly and the Sixers were a team that a year ago didn’t really have a chance to win a title now they can go into the season saying we have a legitimate shot to win a title with Paul George which is why Allen you’re right for Philadelphia giv this contract to Paul George right now had to do it when they got the opportunity they took advantage of um so it seems as if the Sixers have cracked the 2011 NBA code thank you oh my god thank you hear me out hear me out hear me out I’ve got it I’ve got it instead of a Duo Shaq Kobe MJ Scotty Kareem magic hear me out what if we did a tree called it a big three or something like that I I genuinely I know y’all didn’t see me I had to look at the screen and see what dumb [ __ ] was talking and saying that [ __ ] I was so thrown back from hearing Paul like have we not been watching Paul George for the last five years like what where was where the [ __ ] was this Championship level Paul George the last five years two Elite Shooters who’s the second and Paul Geor who was the second Elite shooter who’s the [ __ ] they already had that was an elite shooter Maxi is Maxi Elite shooting I didn’t know that I don’t get me wrong Maxi cool you know maxi pad cool but Elite shooter Maxi what where the hell was I for this man listen shout out Philly for trying to you know do the right thing I guess by being competitive yeah shout out to them but but I mean I’ve already believed in I already tried to believe in one rare white and blue team with Paul George on it I doubt I’m believe in a second red white and blue team with Paul George on it man with the same issues and the same mindset if we healthy we dope get the hell out of here man n it’s blue red and white now this [ __ ] is ridiculous bro this [ __ ] is so nasty um one Omar stole what I was going to say frame One S your props gang you technically said at first but my Lord don’t You’ get tired of 2010 topics bro and what I mean by don’t you get tired about it I’mma just read who’s on their payroll right now again quick Google search sorry if I’m missing something Joe ell embiid Paul George tyres Maxi Kelly UB which I think is nice Paul Reed Andre jumman Eric Gordon and Ricky Council the fourth if you haven’t noticed yeah they have like five players for sure and then if you’re high on Drummond I guess uh Ricky council’s he [ __ ] I’m talking for those fans not like let me be clear I know you can’t see my face but bro for you they’re like like bro they’re like come on and like thank you for interrupting me because I I guess I’m being too nice to [ __ ] yeah like this is not a team but yet y’all are still here after seeing what Denver did and how they’ve won let alone have they built to be a great team for the foreseeable future how um how the [ __ ] uh how the Warriors [ __ ] fell off a cliff how the Boston Celtics Rose to the occasion how even the books when they won how they did it and how they’re not in the same you guys just like don’t give a [ __ ] it’s weird y’all just don’t give a [ __ ] and you’re like top three Trio top two Duo top three Trio top two Duo on top of that on top mind you the Dallas Mavericks with the grace back court just lost on top of that my Lord it might not even be true that’s the worst that’s the worst [ __ ] part like it might not it might not even be true you might go Boston if you’re high on cat you might go Minnesota um if if you’re high on the Lakers still and you really love Austin re you might go there so the fact that it’s one maybe not be true two archaic but three most importantly bro we gonna ignore the health thing again it’s just weird it’s just so weird bro I was gonna say I I just find it like the NBA is also very trollish and funny because as y’all know um there’s going to be a clip to come out that y’all see chat you might have seen already um where Paul George is stating yeah you know James you know James great player James Hardon you know we lost so many players we lost guys like Nicholas Batum do y’all know where Nicholas batum’s sign today hey flippers the red [Laughter] one it’s like bro you can’t write [ __ ] better than this man that [ __ ] left the clippers because they traded [ __ ] like Nicholas Batum and roko and KJ Martin to get James Harden just for him to go to the team that had niglas Pon and that [ __ ] goes back to the Clippers so now James Harden is getting the [ __ ] that you said you likeed and you need it and you’re stuck on this scene that James Harden was on where they dealt with the exact same issues you just left this [ __ ] is comedy straight comedy [ __ ] that it’s either one you view it as a he’s the Clippers without James Harden or two [ __ ] he is James Harden like is James Harden bro to be the three man I God Paul man I mean because because you know we have to entertain the exercise but I mean let’s talk about big threes as if that matters because there’s teams out there that are five six seven deep let’s just stay in their conference first Boston Celtics Jaylen Brown Jason Tatum who do you guys want to slide in for the three me personally I’m going who white and KP white KP uh I’mma go white and that’s weird but I’m gonna do it yeah which one is better Boston Boston that’s why are we talking about the start of the Season or we talking about in the playoffs correct well again because this whole conversation is if everybody’s healthy so if everybody’s healthy at their Peak prowess sure oh give me give me Philly then then me Philly saying Joel carries a lot here but okay that’s fine he does Jaylen Brunson Mel Bridges and Julius Randle again second same as the first Philly if everyone’s healthy Damen Lillard Giannis ano and Chris Middleton Philly mother [ __ ] Dame bro God damn it Dame it should be Milwaukee I don’t have the evidence right now if anything it looks like a clear decline so I’m gonna have to say Philly uh I don’t think there’s any serious contenders here because we could do Moy Dar Darius Garland we’re not serious we’re not serious maybe unless Miami bam Jimmy and Phil Philly Philly uh Atlanta Trey Young Rich say and Dyson oh man bro I’m again I wasn’t here for that episode this has nothing to do with this clip I as a guy who has been begging for DC to get a good player I feel like we were that that that didn’t even feel right man feel right but conferences Oklahoma City we got SGA jdb and Chad I guess Chad yeah maybe one day but not now Philly yeah Philly all right in Denver we have Jamal Murray yic Aaron Gordon Philly Denver one works better [ __ ] this dumbass Peak argument Philly Minnesota we’re saying Anthony Edwards Carl Anthony towns and Rudy goar Philly um La the Clippers Russell Westbrook James Harden and Ka Leonard ah my no Philly um I think we’re running out of oh we got a couple more Luca uh Kyrie Lively my glorious King okay uh Bradley Beal Kevin Durant Devin Booker well it’s this peak for Peak [ __ ] so on a peak day if Kevin Durant Bradley Bill and dbook score all the points I guess they might be a better Trio Stupid Philly I’m still going Philly I’m still wa wait I’m sorry I’m sorry if I take out Derek Lively and I put in Klay Thompson what do y’all think it’s still Philly okay okay okay are you sure are we sure I’m Poss I’m pretty sure I’m I think you had it right with Lively okay okay okay I’m just asking I’m just asking uh this one might be more serious CJ McCullum Brandon Ingram Zion no Philly yeah Philly okay I think that that uh that about does it then all right so they have the best uh they have the the best big three in the league individual Talent if we went before they’d be screwed okay [Laughter]

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17 Comments

  1. This was good until the whole peak for peak shit it gets to the point sometimes where its really like wtf are y'all watching

  2. i ain't even a philly fan but it is a pretty good big 3 that fits well together, maxey is an elite shooter lol

  3. My problem with the heat is the fact that playing the underdog is just tiresome and our roster needs to improve but at the end of the day tho GO 🔥

  4. After seeing everyone glaze the Bucks at the start of the season after they got Dame, I can't take anyone seriously that says Paul George joining the 76ers makes them a contender.

  5. No the Miami Heat do not have a roster to contend.

    Y’all can Jimmy butler all you want that Heat team is good for a finals trip and if they get there they are handing it to whoever is in the west. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting is the definition of insanity.

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