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Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra Appears To Be Up To Something



Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra Appears To Be Up To Something

ER spoler up to what is he up to can I just say he’s a hobnobber what is he up to you ain’t got nothing to do this time of year and you kicking the tires on anything he’s up to something maybe he’s just a nice dude and people respect him maybe I mean could can I ask you this back in the day yep could everybody say it about pop because every NBA player love pop and pop used to pop used to jaw with all of so yeah but I think he’s always had like the uh you know still known as The Players coach even still like he’s a hard ass but I still think like he’s so SM yeah yeah yeah yeah but what’s he up to why is it got to be up to something my point what’s he up to you got nothing to do no it’s not that I just listen you got up this morning and you go only thing going on right now is the Marlin you put on your Marlin shirt and then you yes and now you got like oh let’s see what else is going on fish stros tonight excited no no it is oh tomorrow is the next uh heat yeah I know it sucks I miss it already I’m like I could really use some heat summer league tonight and I’m like oh two more days all I have is love Island and that’s not you see I blame you for this why I have no interest in this what because Marcos correct me if I’m wrong yep one Brendan Tobin said this isn’t even the real one it’s when they get to Vegas and now he’s all excited like they playing for the championship it’s fair um you did this to me somebody said in the comments first of all I love all of it because I’m excited to see the new Heat players I really do like summer league I enjoy it uh especially last year kind of sucked because yic and and haime were hurt basically the whole time so we didn’t really get to see it it was really the Orlando Robinson show um so I was very excited to uh you know to to to see some summer league but it is true that the California summer league is not like the Vegas summer league which is kind of looked at as almost like the NBA Summer convention you know so that’s just the truth of it but I’m still enjoying the holy hell out of it it’s tennis the only sport where the official wears a tie completely ignored everything I said no I heard you I was listening uh I don’t know they see all the guys around the edges I don’t know um they’re wearing ties are those officials or those ball boys what are those even worse I don’t know ball boy Wimbledon looks hoyy toyy yeahuh not a fan what do you think is more h toy the Masters or Wimbledon I’ll say Wimbledon I’ll say Wimbledon because nobody yells uh Haka do you see this hakua girl’s local now she uh she was at the Hard Rock I know she was at the Hard Rock she was doing uh she got her first paid appearance I think at the it was a fashion show or something is this crazy I’m happy to see this this H thinges from town of like 700 people yeah why what what this is the American dream is this the this is the American dream you take a viral moment and you become something and you want to know something who doesn’t like her who doesn’t like the Haw Tua girl so far so good you know there’s no Creepy Past that’s come up you know no I know there were lies that came out like saying oh she got fired she’s like I’m not even out of college yet fired like this is this is fun this is fun I don’t understand her saying like I’m signing with an agency for a podcast or anything like that like I kind of feel like she’s got one note she’s doing exactly what she should do you go to nightclubs you go to parties and you just do the line and boom that’s it but she she was wearing yesterday the Tua Tong of vioa Jersey look at that that’s great marketing that’s pretty good that’s good that’s good gotta have her up for a coin toss yeah I did see she had some presidential campaign hats as well you know how it’ll have like Trump Pence it was Hawk Tu I saw the uh the parade there was zitto Maurice 24 oh look at that I’d vote vote I’d vote zto yeah I’ll take that I mean Zito’s got more important things to than worrying about this this you know trash heap of a country to run like run the Panthers yeah please but if anybody could fix anything zto and then who’s gonna be the best because like think about think about like if that guy if that was a cabinet right and you had to really make laws like zto would be handling all that and then who better to handle the Press than Maurice you know exactly exactly when Joe Biden was vice president love the guy great alert I mean look I’m G be honest I think a lot of us thought it would be a continuation of what Obama did right like that’s safe to say vice president yeah chill chill enjoying life so yeah but the one thing that I’ve always known and that like I want get into a huge thing here because you guys are all sensitive about this stuff um but the one thing we’ve always known about the presidency ages you it does it I remember what Barack Obama looked like Barack Obama was shooting Hoops he was he was playing football in the backyard by the time he left that’s a that’s a political age Prime and I’m looking at I mean certainly I mean Joe Biden has been worned out and honestly Trump is too that ain’t the same guy that was eight years ago true you know like it’s it’s I couldn’t even imagine somehow Putin though looks the same I know like they’ve been hiding some diseases and things like that but he he’s gotten down a Russian scowl I guess that’s what happened campaign is he short yeah but also like they lie to him and they let him play a hockey game and score nine goals so crazy that good Mr Putin hatrick third time like if our president tried to play basketball he get dunked on right cuz somebody here want to say I dunked on the president well I mean over there uhuh I don’t know if he’d make it pass the tip off Mr Mr President how you beat khabib and fight very good very good khabib sitting here he’s like he’s done he’s indebted in Russian taxes he’s like okay listen khabib you fight Putin every day but you lose he goes but the greatest fighter that ever been he goes you lose Texas go away but you lose to Putin that machine or tax machine that’s a point all right let’s get to our headlines brought to you by the new P for truck Super Center why buy a truck at a car store P we know trucks all right again so my number one headline is what’s B up toy we already talked about this what is he up to okay he’s well liked throughout the league he chats it up with everybody it’s not up to anything I think SPO is tired of the the Sleepy Heat rumors I think that that SPO SPO is moving in the shadows so if you take a look here ler aren’t you taking some Liberties maybe maybe okay but you look at this group photo got a whole bunch of guys yeah that’s a lot of guys right there right so it’s not yeah one two five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 yeah 12 players pretty good that’s all you play in the Olympics 12 guys yeah yeah what more do you mean yeah well NBA teams a 15 right yes okay except for the heat they can only afford 14 I’m not even joking yeah it’s true actually not even joking and then what about the days when can’t afford I don’t think they can afford to 15th till like January but anyway I digress the SPO I’m looking at that team the coaching staff yeah okay right Grant Hill tyou yeah some other guy who’s this other guy he must be good Steve Kerr yeah not that guy I’m talking about the guy on the far right exactly I don’t know not the other guy I can’t I don’t know who that guy is but one thing I don’t know one thing I do know this ER postra he knows positioning he knows what he’s doing that’s he knows what he’s doing position Bam Bam next to Ant-Man spell in front of Ant-Man look at that yep that’s a that that’s a heat cultur double team of I’ve ever seen one what’s he up to he could have sat anywhere could have sat anywhere I mean but what about it’s Drew holiday right that is Drew holiday yes okay I’ll take him too is he available what’s going on nah they sign to extension no but I didn’t like word was that he did want him last year but you know Joe Cronin Cronin dude isn’t that crazy that they didn’t want him who the Blazers yeah what are they doing we talk about Cronin the same way we talk about the sanctions and like the Hurricanes oh we’ll never forget he’ll be he’ll be a part of of heat lore you know the ripple effect of Cronin still being felt don’t forget nobody’s better than scoot oh my God but what’s he up to and then this was you know can I just say this while you do this to to the fine what am I doing our fine listeners right let me just say this you know SPO doesn’t decide where everybody sits to take the picture does he you know because normally here’s what I was thinking he doesn’t cuz here’s what I was thinking the photographer says hey you go here you go here you go here in fact a lot times they put little stickers on the chairs and if you notice it goes tallest guys in the middle and it weeds down the short why is LeBron not S standing up he’s tall look at that he’s taller than everybody else though nah he’s not taller than ant no he’s he’s taller than everybody in his Ro ant shouldn’t be standing but somehow look he’s shorter he’s the look ant is just shorter than everybody on his R I don’t know that could have been Halle Burton could have been could have been Halle Burton you could have had a LeBron over there and they could have put Steph in the middle you know no you can’t do you do you not see how everything is I don’t know here’s here’s what it seems like to me seems like your tallest guy in each row is sitting in the midd seems like there was SPO Ant-Man bam hobnob why does Steve CER look taller than halber that’s weird how tall is Steve cerr Steve yes it’s symmetrical thank you J is it symmetrical yes it is yeah seems to me like see it seems like it was symmetrical and then bam SPO and Ant-Man were hobnobbing last minute and they’re like hey guys can we take a little snappy snap oh sorry we’ll get in at the end and here’s here’s the Knuckleheads very interesting very interesting could have been anywhere oh my goodness it could have been anywhere could have been anywhere interesting Tobin is Right Tobin is right they could have put Kawai behind SPO they could have they could have put him anywhere and spo’s like no no no no no you you over there Kawai so you say h you say SPO decided to do this I’m saying lay in the groundwork lay in the ground they were having a conversation probably and the photographer is like hey we have to come but let’s not just let’s just not stop there oh we have more you come mail and Hamburg say you made hamburgers we have come on stop did you guys hear about what happened yesterday post scrimage Oh you mean the scrimmage that we won by one point or like a block well apparently this intangible Duke was cooking everybody Cooper flag coer flag yeah this guy’s gonna be the most hated man in America yeah intangibles for Duke and he’s that good I saw him he was cooking yep did see it he was cooking you know I mean he’s even taking shots away from my boy haime speaking of for intangibles by the way first matchup has been uh drawn for the Olympic team all right they play I Believe tomorrow they’re playing Canada in a in a pre pre you know group play thing with against uh Team Canada but first matchup Yi vers bam America vers Serbia inou play didn’t they win a goal last year ju8 or silver silver they lost to Germany remember he was crying he was crying yic was crying but apparently he is he’s 19 dude he’s slated to be the power forward next to Joker so wow their world appreciat them more than we do Joker didn’t play last year then he didn’t play in the Olympics I mean he didn’t play in uh in in World Cup no hey so me and Marcos were talking in there I said I think I want to get one of these IA bows I IA I asai right and he goes wait he goes you gonna order all those empanadas and then I say yeah who am I kid yeah who you kid large pizza and a Ste that’s what he said like ordered a large pizza in a Diet Coke yeah what’s next you going to get steel oats oh something like that what are you doing dude come on dude what are we talking about here I I mean I get it but I was just I never had one so let’s get back to the the task at hand hour please what’s our spoler up to what is this guy up to so did you see yesterday so after practice Eric spola after practice whips out his cell phone uh and decides he wants to take a little selfie he wants to take a little selfie okay of the Team USA current and past players that he’s had and so Eric spola he takes a selfie and who’s in the photo you can see here Leroy but bam Hae LeBron James LeBron James which again begs the question what’s Eric spuler up to what is this guy first of all what’s he up to first of all first of all let’s be clear a little frus amongst two colleagues doesn’t mean they hate each other okay so that’s the first thing you should get from that picture that regardless of what SPO and LeBron and whatever that situation was listen they accomplished a lot together and like yeah nobody’s got any hard feelings about that that’s what that picture looks like to me right the other thing is is that you don’t know how it was all you think he just collected everybody or everybody was taking pictures he said let’s get this one SPO is a selfie man he likes selfies you remember if you’ll remember uh I believe it was two seasons ago you uh remember this selfie that he took in his office of himself bam dwade UD right so he’s a selfie guy like selfies for his memory you well first of all let’s be clear UD and dwade forever are going to be part of his selfie crew of course right but now he’s got a new selfie got B bam is the yeah he’s the new those two but now he’s got his new selfie crew and LeBron James posted on Instagram afterwards heat culture culture past and present all right and he tags bam Triple A and SPO will fire Emoji get you wondering wow expulsure up can I just let’s think about this let’s just think I’m just gonna say something I’ve been noticing okay why would they do that I’m just I’ve been noticing things right so like hay what high Smith was doing his media yesterday right and he’s talking and no mention of Jimmy Butler right none Kevin Love You know he talks about best players but he takes his time out he talks about bam bam yeah even mene right we know that there is you know this contract standoff with the heat Jimmy’s going to play out this year let’s just say you know things are a little stale in both phills right LeBron got his contract with the Lakers bronny got drafted there you know listen RBA Richard did it perfectly meep meep well hear me listen I may be building a I may be painting a black tunnel on on a rock that could be happening here but think about this you got this whole thing with the Jimmy Butler era right maybe it’s coming to an end who knows who knows and all of a sudden in the middle of the Season you know LeBron got what he want he got his son drafted he foed the Lakers yep you know he did everything that he wanted to do he got his pal JJ reica coaching job but you know it’s tough out there in the west you know a lot of teams yeah a lot of teams you’re banging your head up against there in the west east little easier it’s a crazy to think all of the sudden the groundwork is being laid for a LeBron midseason exit wow out of the Lakers Demands a trade but you gonna send me more WR because he has a no trade clause only one of two players to have that yep is it crazy to think groundwork is being laid they get the hell out of there in the middle of the Season damn laying in the weeds Miami Heat Jimmy Butler LeBron James little Switcheroo maybe he spell tired of it tired of the nonsense tired of knowing whether or not his guy’s going to be there tonight I don’t know this to be the case I’m just throwing it out there of course you’re just throwing throwing it out there dude is it possible it when they’re having some pasta in Las Vegas right yep at Hell’s Kitchen and they’re just thinking you think they go to Hell’s Kitchen where do you think they go somewhere fancier I feel like Hell’s Kitchen yeah they you think they go to herbs and Rye I think they do go to herbs and Ry let’s just say SPO and LeBron are at herbs and Rye yeah he goes well how’s it going SPO you know and whoever that was he’s like he’s like totally right lero is not even listening he’s just focused on but like listen they’re at herbs and Rye swirling some wine you know yeah yeah spo’s like earthy you know and then sweet Po and LeBron’s like man you know SPO I’d killed to be 35 years old you know he goes yeah well Jimmy Butler you know you never know with him roll of the dice if he’s going to even be out there for 50 games and LeBron’s like 35 years old I give you 78 games SPO just four games at the end of the season one seed he goes those were the days huh those were the days those were the days he goes he goes I forget about that whole me trying to get you fired thing he goes ah in the past I wanted to be fired too bygones be by bygones be bygones I want him me fired too what says he’s just rolling with a bunches is it possible yeah this is some groundwork l or just Nostalgia I don’t know I don’t know got to keep an eye because SPO knew he could have taken that here’s the thing with SPO could have taken that selfie anywhere would he had to know could have had it for himself he wanted it out in the public LeBron too now LeBron puts this out there just made me kind of think like I’m take note of that watch that I don’t see any other person doing that with any other team I’m gonna take note of that it it’s amazing how an individual who had a problem with a guy for almost 10 years will mysteriously because of the way his team is just a picture except that gu well his team is too his team is too don’t just it’s a two he have a problem with Miami you had a problem with him well just nefarious like you know you bring Dan Gilbert into this backyard you fly Pat Riley across the country very Unbecoming but you know pass is the past Riley’s forgiven him over you know he’s apologized to he help you win you’ll forgive it he’s apologized if he can help you win you’ll forgive I mean like help him win too it was a decade ago obviously you know both teams need to kind of come out of the gate a little bit sloppy a little bit muddy yeah but is it great think Leroy I mean like we heard what the organization said to Jimmy no extension yeah told him to shut the hell up shut up shut up and and here’s the deal soon as Jimmy gets back in town and starts working out you’ll be blowing him up who me yeah you’ll be in the lab hey nobody nobody well he is in the lab which is great to see nobody uh nobody publicly was was more for him getting his money than me but they didn’t and so you have to wonder as a as an organization what are they feeling right I can’t just be blind to it Leroy I already said Pay Jimmy Butler they said no we don’t agree with you toes so maybe they agree with this where it’s like kind of feels like they’re being a little extra chummy out there with Team USA right little extra something CH what is ericos her up to Why do you always have to be up to something come on dude he’s up to something up he’s up to something I think he’s just a nice guy who’s well respected through the league and is having a good time oh you’d like that wouldn’t you that’s the way it is that’s exactly what someone who’s up to something would say that is what they would say interesting that is what they would say seems to be dismissing this Leroy no I’m not dismissing it I’m just saying that you guys are taking something that’s very simple very like just and trying to make it something that not I’m not the one blasting over social media that’s LeBron okay yep and what if LeBron here’s the thing with LeBron you know you never this is a this is a calling card of LeBron James yep see you always think like oh we’re doing what he wanted but he always seems to set up organization he’s ready to scoot out of town with for the worst right yep so he goes you know i’ really put this team in the stinker we hire a coach with no experience we hire a podcaster as our head coach yeah I know just the guy yeah he knows just the guy and so what if LeBron this entire time the last time yeah and he goes you know SPO I can get out of the Lakers but it has to look good gota look so we got to do we got to hire a real bumit head coach but I got just the guy everybody thinks is going to be good in fact you know what we’ll do we’ll leak to the media will say he’s going to be the Lakers version of you oh he go that that’s good that’s good in fact say he’s not only that but but but LeBron tell the athletic that he’s reminds them of shades of Pat Riley and LeBron’s like that’s even better red crumbs and so all of a sudden they hire this podcaster as the head coach easy right for a terrible start yep yep yep well LeBron hey father time is ticking yeah a half a season to most men is just a half a season for LeBron James that’s that’s another quarter of your career gone right so all of a sudden these guys get off to a stinker and then he’s like hey jeie Jean Jean Jean je Jean bug can we talk Jean we need to get out of here Heats are calling they say Hey you get Jimmy Butler that’s not nothing oh that’s not nothing that’s nothing that’s better than he’s ever now you will that’s not nothing yeah yeah that’s what he said hey this is what this guy said potential just throwing it out there yep they even said they give you a Swedish kid I hear he’s good Swedish swish yep that’s what they call they call him Swedish Austin Reeves yeah it’s pretty good so LeBron just lays the groundwork for this JJ re to to to be the head coach he stinks up the be clear to be clear to be clear yep master plan you were getting all this from a selfie yeah how could you not cuz what’s he up to written everywhere what’s he up to this is the same guy that calls me idiot for asking him hockey questions but he can figure out all this stuff comes in he plays his last two years here you know he finally gets to have his salute you know they take son they take over the East we get we draft brycey you know in a couple years and you want to know who else becomes available in a couple years was that you guessed it you guessed it Anthony Edwards Anthony Ed Anthony Edwards by the time LeBron LeBron’s out of here this is this is passing of the torch to Bam’s new wingman Anthony Edwards bam and ant yeah that’s good it’s good right crazy writing’s on the wall really I mean like is it crazy to think about I don’t know you tell exactly toin trading prospects like Pez at some point you gotta like ride it out I well we are riding it out yeah with khil where yeah H’s gonna be here Nico’s gonna be here Bam’s gonna be here we got one for one yeah little swap skis and honestly if you check the tennis schedule towards the beginning of the NBA season Jimmy B is gonna be missing a lot of games lot of bubble guts listen lot of bubble guts listen I don’t want this to happen just one has to wonder what’s Eric spuler up to so here’s the other thing you think Jimmy gives us 70 games this year because all that nonsense you just said is not happening you think Jimmy give us 70 games you better nope that’s not we said that last year I think it’s been quite some time since he gave anyone 70 games no last year last year we all got to buy in cuz you know he was like oh come on you were talking about going to turn it on he lied to us he lied to me yeah what hold on who said it’s that time no no no hold on who walked to the tunnel who walked to the tunnel looked at the cameras and said it’s that time not me no no no who said it who was also talking about playoff Jimmy before that who said it no who’s talking about play he bought into it huh he bought a little too much to his own mythology wow happens to the best of him but now me and you fought show me every day over the fact that you said when the playoffs come Jimmy gonna be jimy well he didn’t play in the playoffs right but that’s my point they never got there so we’ll never know incomplete answer no but that’s the point if you keep waiting for tomorrow Tomorrow never gets here right but you can’t say I’m wrong because we didn’t have an answer yes I can no if you’re wishing for that and hoping for that and thinking that’s going to turn it around you’re a fool Jimmy Butler was kidnapped for me I didn’t get a chance so I’ll never know oh Jim VP you remember that good times yep all of that if that’s what you’re hanging your hat on for a successful season you can’t do it you can’t do it some things you have to see M okay for example example when the Panthers lost six in a row there was no doubt they would turn it around because they had done it for two straight years right you didn’t have any doubts oh they just hit a r that’s just it that’s just it okay well they didn’t do it for two straight years they they literally needed the last game to get in the playoffs the year before and they went to the finals okay they turned they turned their season around you can’t say there was no doubt for two years no no no I’m saying in the beginning of the year right it looked like it you’re talking about the middle of the season right middle of the Season yeah but they didn’t do it for two years okay okay so here’s what he does here’s what my guy does so he’s gonna lessen what we went through with the panther I’m not lessening anything to try to make his point about Jimmy less wrong saying no I’m I’m just giving you the accurate statement and and I’m giving you the accurate statement is this okay at some point right father time is going to win and you thinking oh they just gonna turn it up a notch and you can’t and I’ve said that about Jimmy and about all other old players and you keep thinking playoff Jimmy playoff Jimmy jvp jvp you don’t think he’s gonna have a good year this year I’m not saying that are you saying don’t point for I hope he has a good year but the fact of the matter is he’s getting older and he’s he’s played a lot of minutes and you don’t know when his body is going to start breaking down so I’m not going to be one of those guys that if he sits out three games here four games here five games here and only has like 37 or 38 games by Christmas say he’s gonna turn it around I would agree that Grace is Gone it was gone last year no that’s not true so you you come up finals you get Grace Grace don’t care about how old you are dude I’m just saying you what you did last year don’t matter if the Panthers got off to a lousy start this year and Barky was off to whatever start you wouldn’t is not 35 make it bosski I might have some questions if he just look slow no play no faith in playoff B no that’s not it that’s not it it’s like I have all the faith in the world in Bob okay I don’t have a whole lot of faith in 36 year old Bob because 36- year old Bob he’s a champion that what yes yesterday’s price is not today’s price why can’t you get that through your head Lord Stanley is priceless oh sorry who’s preaching

Tobin and Leroy dive into Erik Spoelstra moves at Team USA practice

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  1. Tobin a year ago: “No more Whale watches.

    Tobin this year: “The sun is setting in the West….That means KD is coming to Miami”

    Like seriously…it’s like a crack addict who tried to kick it and came back with the problem being 20 times worse. Lol

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