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My worst nightmare is coming true. I couldn’t sleep last night. Is this real life?



I had a terrible lucid dream where I saw Sarr submitting his application to be a bagger at Walmart. I tried to stop him, but he said he wanted to work in retail and live a purposeful life.

Since he insisted on Walmart, I asked him why not just work in the paint section, it pays more. He gave me a stern look and said he will never touch the paint, ever!

Besides bagging, he said he loves to work in the garden and smell the flowers. He said he wants to preserve his body in case Walmart needs a clothes model.

I was floored. To go from the top prospect in a draft to a bagger at Walmart, it was my worst nightmare.

As I was fading in and out, getting ready to wake up, the final words I heard from Sarr were “paper or plastic?”

I need to see a therapist after this life altering dream. Is this a sign for things to come?

by jSplashwell

8 Comments

  1. CozyNostalgia

    Lol wizards always do this. We could’ve had Cam and to Bilial we could’ve had Sheppard and took Andre blatch I mean Sarr.

  2. yousonuva

    Alright besides the way too early chicken little panic, the paint thing is funny. 

  3. Sarr will be fine. I’m not sure the plan was even for Sarr to start day one. There is a Dawkins interview somewhere out there and he doesn’t seem too confident in it.

    We picked up valancunas so Sarr could play the 4 and not get bodied by traditional nba centers. Let the dude develop a bit.

  4. ImprobablePlanet

    It’s been two games. And it is summer league. No one knows for sure what will happen, but it remains to be seen if players like Reed and Edey can stay on the floor during the playoffs.

  5. I would have drafted Sarr at 2 but just looking at his two summer league games I’m beginning to have doubts. I already have doubts about Bilal so to me this rebuild is starting off on incredibly shaky ground. I also have been mostly unfavorable to the trades this FO has done which only adds to my anxiety about the team’s future

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