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The Brooklyn Nets have signed Tank Commander Killian HayesđŸ”„



The Brooklyn Nets have signed Tank Commander Killian HayesđŸ”„

by AashyLarry

31 Comments

  1. redditsuckbadly

    This is one brutal fucking lowlight reel lmao

  2. Ok_Respond7928

    He looks like he never shot a basketball before

  3. WhoNeedsAWholeBagel

    It’s as if Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air somehow made it into the NBA

  4. SurpriseDonovanMcnab

    He loves to jump-pass without knowing who he’s going to pass to beforehand. It was maddening to witness while Ivey was on the bench and I’m not at all high on Ivey.

  5. crimsonconnect

    He plays ball like he’s in the pool at the waterpark đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł

  6. Pinheadlarry29

    Nothing better than looking at your hands when you shoot something that’s not even close. That’s a vet move.

  7. saltface14

    Monty played this guy so much just so he could get fired and chill, you can’t convince me otherwise

  8. Goosedukee

    Taking this from a comment in our sub, he’s like D’Angelo Russell if D’Angelo Russell had none of the qualities that make him an NBA player

  9. Does this guy look good at basketball alone in a gym? Or is he a Scalabrine exception? This looks like a feel for the game issue.

  10. Actually rare to see an nba player this bad this consistently

  11. forcedtomakethus

    Amazing they caught Jontay Porter and not this guy

  12. tarunpopo

    Maybe him and Ben can make housing affordable again

  13. NotBigBalls69

    This is like my 66 rated 2k player in the beginning where I put all my points in dribbling & 2pts in pace

  14. badboysareback808

    Crazy that Cade put up the numbers he did last year with this basketball terrorist as the 2nd guard.

  15. mysterysticks

    The video makes Ben Simmons look like Steph Curry

  16. He should just be signed by the NBA and every season there’s a lottery of who gives him a guaranteed 1 year contract

  17. I_Set_3_Alarms

    Those back to back Scalabrine reactions lol.

    “Oh wow”

    “What is he doing?”

  18. I’m… Kinda shocked at how bad this lowlight reel is. This is a NBA player? My goodness

  19. Donbedouin

    That first clip is why no one ever wants to commit to Marvin Bagley. Absolutely no urgency to try and angle his screen to not let the defender go under.

  20. LittlefishBigsplash

    I had him one year in fantasy bball and he would consistently have 0/10, 1/12 type of shooting nights. He’d get like 10 assists but good lord how frustrating he was to watch

  21. JurgenFlippers

    I seriously need a Ben, Hayes, DFS, Claxton lineup. Just absolute perfection

  22. webbtraverse21

    You have to be one mean son of a gun taking the time and effort to make this reel.

  23. A lineup with him and Ben Simmons is nightmare fuel.

  24. Outside of a handful of stretches of good games, Killian sucks (I watched enough of him as a Pistons fan), but you could probably make a lowlight reel like this for most NBA players. Seems like a nice guy and I hope he can turn his career around and live up to his 2020 hype. Killian tanking the tank job would make me happy.

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