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Daily Listening: Freddy Todd – MOONFLAVOURS II (2021) | Recommended by u/NarwhalNelly
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>[PhotonicBoom21](/r/denvernuggets/comments/1ebvm6y/89_days_until_tipoff_offseason_discussion_thread/leweod3/)
>>PCT update –
>>Am alive and halfway through Washington! Fucking beautiful up here, would highly recommend if you guys have never been.
>>https://preview.redd.it/da2gktxm6ped1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec273dff9c21421a7c53ce3b257fe43a1cca78c
>>Been stoked to finally get to service and see some Brodie news, but instead I get back and find out that The Ron Houses fucking died. Why would Boof do this. >:(
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wow
Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, fucked a couch. All of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions, side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were lonely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives It was our outlet and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is to be, and to lay with one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood.
The Ozempics start today
Have fun at work couch fuckers
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New muh fucking leaf, lfg!!
I need this week to end
Got some tightness in a hamstring which is exactly where it meets a toilet seat when I sit down, so I’ve spent a good portion of say sitting on a toilet massaging my hamstring, if you know what I mean
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I worked every day since Monday.
Monday, July 15th
12 days in a row
I’m tired, boss
Randomly thinking of Mitt Romney getting to see Pacquiao get slept right in front of him and his wife.
Did you all remember to change your clocks?