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Said this from the jump but yall didnt wanna listen



The minute they picked White over Jaylen Brown I knew exactly what was going on. Even though you you could argue why theyd pick White over Brown, I knew that was just plausible deniability for their real subterfuge.

Yall need to wake up.

by testylentil

30 Comments

  1. And Steve kerr just has grant hill in his pocket?

  2. jayman820

    This is some Jaylen brown level conspiracy shit

  3. garageglow

    this guy is insane i’m ngl tyrese also deserved some minutes

  4. This would imply the Warriors stand to benefit from our downfall when in reality about eight teams’ planes need to crash before people even start talking about the Warriors as contenders. This Olympics is the last gasp at glory for a lot of these guys I guess they can have it

  5. FreeSeaSailor

    Kerr literally has nothing to gain from taking down the Celtics

  6. SubstantialCreme7748

    Nahhhh….the Celtics are champs and the Warriors are done.

  7. My_MeowMeowBeenz

    White and JT fill different roles. Kerr is whatever, this is dumb

  8. Laszlo-Panaflex

    White has been hitting his shots and Tatum has been cold. Simple as that. JK, it’s totally a conspiracy against the Celtics.

  9. Downtown_Bicycle_211

    Not sure this is true. As much as I love JT, I’m not sure he really is a better option at PF than LeBron or KD, and with shutting down Jokic as the primary goal against Serbia, running AD/Bam together with one of them acting as PF also makes sense. They all have length on Tatum , except for LeBron, but his strength is still unparalleled.

    The US is just ridiculously deep at forward, whereas on the guard side of things, Jrue and DWhite are probably the best defensive options team USA has so them getting playing time also makes sense.

    I bet we see a lot more of Tatum against Canada where SGA and Murray are the primary threats

  10. JesseJamesGames449

    You guys are just overlooking the fact that Kerr is just not a good coach..

  11. Enough_Ambition_3281

    I don’t think any of the Celtics are mad at each other… I do think JT and JB gonna take this personal and kill everybody next year which is good

  12. heyitslola

    Kerr isn’t trying to disrupt shit. Celtics don’t care. Kerr’s just objectively terrible.

  13. ishouldvent

    And let me guess, JB should start at 5 over Embiid?

  14. krazylegs36

    LOL…maybe he should worry about his own crumbling franchise.

    They’ll be regular lottery denizens over the next decade.

  15. Wickerpoodia

    Kerr wants D. White. He’d be a great Curry replacement.

  16. That’s a stupid take, why would it create unrest? If anything it galvanizes them to just completely rage next year

  17. HueyLewisFan1

    Steve Kerr and Pop are two of the most insufferable assholes on the planet

  18. animalcrackers0117

    if the cohesion of the celtics could genuinely break down over white getting picked and having playing time then the team really wasn’t ever as strong as we thought it was.

    that being said, i do not think there will be any problems between JB/JT and DW.

  19. Yroftheprtycrshr420

    Yeah but JT isn’t Draymond and he’s not going to make it about himself.

  20. It’s fine. Let JT get some rest. The guy plays 38 mpg for us.

  21. Bunkerbuster12

    I’d prefer Red Auerbach in this analogy. Not Phil Jackson

  22. Unpopular opinion I guess.
    I highly doubt Brown wanted to play for US. He’s one of the best players in the world.. Their is know chance he wasn’t offered

  23. ElPanandero

    It’s not gonna drive a wedge between anyone lmao, the media has spent like 5 years trying to convince us that all these guys hate each other and turns out they’re all adult men who can’t be tricked into fighting like toddlers just because the grownups were mean to them

  24. Ok_Seaweed_9452

    When media doesn’t have any pot to stir, leave it to the fan to drive the new narrative lmao

  25. sleutheren

    I’m Australian. When the Australian men’s basketball team play I support them as a team. I don’t give a shit who each player represents away from the national team. Once they suit up in the green and gold, they’re representing Australia. I don’t care who gets minutes. I just want them to win.

    Why are so many Americans so worried about anything but winning? You guys have one the best teams ever assembled up cheer for. Shut up and enjoy it.

  26. BarryLird_

    Everyone from the media to coaches trying to tear us apart.

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