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[Murray] The Clippers are giving out rings at their Inuit Dome opening event



[Murray] The Clippers are giving out rings at their Inuit Dome opening event

by Goosedukee

39 Comments

  1. fckthisite2

    Oh boy the Lakers fans are gonna be ruthless

  2. deflatethesack

    James harden got a ring before jayson tatum. That’s why he didn’t get minutes at the Olympics

  3. OKCDraftPick2028

    The clippers really love to set their players up.

    From blake griffin tshirt, 2020 marketing campaign, to this.

  4. everyoneneedsaherro

    From covering up the Lakers banners to this

  5. Major_Damage7207

    people are too busy making ring jokes, they won’t notice that Ballmer put sensors in all those rings to gather people’s biometric data

  6. Hang the b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶r̶, give out complementary rings.

  7. ScubaGotBanned4life

    This is hilarious. The Los Angeles Clippers Champions of Opening night ring 😆.

  8. LogicisGone

    All other jokes aside, I love that the ring says dome…on a flat surface.

  9. LeMickeyMice

    Sources: Chris Paul is beside himself. Driving around downtown LA begging (thru texts) Steve Balmer for get him tickets to the game

  10. VenusIsRosy

    It’s like they want us to laugh at them, but I honestly can’t even be bothered.

  11. bryan_502

    Do they do this shit on purpose? Like lean into the meme kinda shit? Like when you make the joke about yourself first so it hurts less when your friends do kinda shit?

  12. commandrr

    suns getting a chance to spoil the clippers ring night wow

  13. AutographedSnorkel

    It would be hilarious if that was real gold and diamonds and worth a few grand

  14. aMimeAteMyMatePaul

    Why not just do enamel pins or something?

    Even leaving aside the ring jokes, what the hell am I supposed to do with a commemorative ring like that?

    Nobody’s gonna wear it, nobody’s gonna buy a little ring display case for it, it’s just gonna get shoved in the back of everybody’s kitchen drawer.

  15. Party-Benefit-3995

    Melo missed out on this ring too 🙁

  16. PlatinumPeasant

    Giving out these rings because they couldn’t get actual ones 💀

  17. deepfakefuccboi

    Ballmer has done a ton of good stuff with the creation of Intuit and cheap tickets, along with a lot of the community outreach and investing in downtown LA. That’s cool.

    But this is just sad, and there’s no good look for this. It’s totally unnecessary and will be meme’d to death.

  18. Atl-Fan_FTS

    Of course the Clippers finally get a ring after PG left, why do people still believe he isn’t washed?

  19. Aight like cmon now shit is the lowest hanging fruit ever to be dangled on top of us

  20. Hollerino

    Can we at least put in 50 cents and twist the machine?

  21. georgeststgeegland

    Let’s remember some guys – Clippers addition. Lamond Murray!

  22. KarrotMovies

    NBA discourse is gonna be interesting now that Harden finally got his ring

  23. ElBluntDealer

    Does he mean for the Bruno mars concert or clippers opening night?

  24. xenoz2020

    They’re already cursing themselves. This is like the banner situation all over again.

  25. throwawayshirt

    > Inuit Dome

    Are they giving out Eskimo kisses too?

  26. Does Inuit dome have a secret tunnel between the locker rooms?

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