(Dec. 2023) In one of the most unhinged sports rants ever, Stephen A. Smith rips Zion’s conditioning and diet: “Every chef there wants to meet him”, “Word out on Zion Williamson is that he will eat the table”
by MettaWorldConflict
@National Basketball Association
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Rarely does SAS produce a clip that is not absolute garbage, but this was so god damn funny and perfectly delivered I don’t care. An all-time performance.
Zion williamson have a good start to his career so far ngl 2 time all-star and very impacful for the pelicans
“this human will eat a table” – sources
I know this is your average ESPN takes on the sport but this was funny as fuck ngl lmao. Mf had to double it
how is SAS unhinged here? he’s spot on, Zion is a messy heifer
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Been to new Orleans once. The LAUNDROMAT 2 blocks away sold crawfish, shrimp, hushpuppies, hurricane slurpies and chicken . They had a 1000 piece wing combo literally. And were open til like 6am
Gas station food better than Popeyes, churches, ezells etc.
I went to a restaurant and took a bite of some dish and said “Oh my God!” And I’m agnostic.
Zion has no chance there. It’s not his fault. N.O. is not a safe space for big boned people.
He smooookkedddd CRrrrAaAaaccckkkk vibes
Zion needs Ozempic. It could be a career changing move.
Imagining a guy driving around New Orleans in a chefs hat catcalling Zion as he’s walking down the street.
Y’all can clamor on about media availability, fair criticisms, and what it does for the NBA’s revenue.
But at the end of the day, Zion is probably a good person who has trouble saying no to food, and some guy he’s never met gets paid to call him fat for entertainment.
You can say you’d trade places, you can say it’s worth all the twitter haters in the world…
Still don’t think that makes it ok to go on personal attacks toward folks.
But hey, they’re millionaires… so if you acknowledge their mental you get downvoted
His best clip tbh, legendary jerk
Chefs and carpenters love him
Imagine if he was talking about a woman like this. He still has emotions man. This shit is over board.
“Zion Williamson, You’re Taking Everything I Work For Motherfucker” – Kelvin Benjamin
God-mode jerking
How Shannon kept a straight face I’ll never know
Wildin
Good thing Zion wasn’t at Hell in a Cell.
Sounds like Caseohs chat
lol
Then Zion came out the next night and absolutely fucked the wolves. Thanks Stephen A
The way he pauses, and then the way he says “he’ll eat. The table.” Cracks me up every time
It’s not what he says it’s how he says it
Don’t nobody let Zion into a White Castle cause of oh lawddd!
he really said “they’re looking for him”
I mean, I think Stephen A. can be a real hack at times but didn’t Charles and Shaq basically say the same thing?
Bro right about Zion and Kwame Brown. It suck to see guy not give a F with all that size and potential. It’s horrible as a reporter and fan. Could you imagine how bad the fans and coaching staff feels. See you suck and not be a Pro?
This is hilarious
It’s common knowledge SAS’s girl sweats around Zion.
Eat the table is high hilarity! You gotta admit that.
Sounds like Zion has an unhealthy relationship with food. If that’s the case, SAS as well as this sub should not be making fun of him, addictions are serious and often related to other issues.
Why post this old clip?
Zion noticeably lost weight after the all-star break.
Give the kid a break already.
Mrs Williamson, you’re under oath.
We drove around until 3am looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant.
And when you couldn’t find one?
We ate the table.
Do these sound like the actions of a man who’d had ALL HE CAN EAT?!
Literally sounds like Donald Trump level exaggerating/making shit up adlib