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New picture of Zion suggests he’s the best shape of his life



Haven’t seen him this skinny before

Thats how an ex fat man smile by habit, believe me I know; he’s in a great shape. The hype with Zion was in the levels of LeBron, hope he continues to improve

He’s was never fat just had to shed all that water weight off he if was fat he wouldn’t even be able to jump 45 inches

This is Zion from Spartanburg HS, Junior year. I can hear the soul sample-looped instrumental from the Ball is life video while just looking at this pic.

we finished hes getting serious about his weight and health 💔💔💔💔. Get me out of the west man

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by ZoroChopper10

34 Comments

  1. This is the new version of “Ben Simmons draining threes in practice”

  2. Ilikesporks_

    idk why but that doesn’t look like zion to me

  3. fckthisite2

    I came in here ready to meme… but he really does look noticeably thinner. That’s a great look coming off a 70 games played season. Hopefully he can stay healthy from here on out

  4. commandrr

    my hot take is that zion is most effective as a bit of a bigger body. obviously not *fat* but in a similar vein to charles barkley

  5. scottie2haute

    Lost weight and seems to be growing a beard.. league finished

  6. BekindBebetter60

    Zion is going to make a big impact this year if he is in shape.

  7. cancercureall

    I refuse to join the optimism train but I will watch him play because the dude can BALL.

  8. International-Way848

    Slim Zion, Sydney Sweeney with the caboose…I think there is a tear in the metaverse

  9. I don’t care who you root for, but if you’re a fan of basketball, you want to see this guy stay on the court.

  10. sleepybeek

    Lost too much mass and muscle. Guess he is a 3 now. Too small for 4 🙁

    /s

  11. cmaddox428

    Don’t let it fool you. Him and Luka been eating junk and playing video games all summer.

  12. Repulsive_Pianist_60

    He looks thinner because of the camera perspective, which using a wider lens. Look at the other photo.

  13. MMAjunkie504

    My boy prepping for the 2028 USA team 😤 I really hope he’s committed to the lifestyle changes that keeping his weight in ideal form requires. Last season makes me hopeful, especially with the Murray trade for an actual PG.

  14. Blowback_

    Holy shit, he looks great! I’m even more hyped now about what he can do this season.

  15. Please let this man play 75 games this season please lord

  16. Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

    Omg , people won’t know what to do when they cannot call him fat anymore.

  17. PixelVerge

    Every summer, Zion is in top shape, Ben Simmons’ jumpshot, and whether the Lakers are contenders. 🤣

  18. 2020IsANightmare

    He was absolutely fat. By NBA standards, yes. But, THAT’S THE FUCKING STANDARDS NBA PLAYERS LIVE BY.

  19. TonySoprano25

    I’m used to some of these NBA players to look skinny during off season then gain back their weight once the season starts. I remember Lebron and Melo had a skinny frame during their off season. I am sure that Zion will look big again once the season starts

  20. Bright_Ahmen

    Bro op kinda weird but I know what he means by that ex fat man smile

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