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Lebron: “[Bronny] can’t call me dad in the workplace… He’s gotta call me 2-3, or Bron, or GOAT if he wants to… Can’t be running down the court like, ‘Dad, I’m open!'”



Lebron: “[Bronny] can’t call me dad in the workplace… He’s gotta call me 2-3, or Bron, or GOAT if he wants to… Can’t be running down the court like, ‘Dad, I’m open!'”

by KIRYUx

41 Comments

  1. Robinsonirish

    Is it just me or does LeBron’s glasses look way too small for his head?

    He should go up a size, the frames are bending, it looks a bit comical. Unless this is some new trend I’m not aware of to wear kid’s size sunglasses.

  2. Idk man long time bron hater dude has become more likeable every year

  3. TomorrowKnite

    Fucking awesome to have your son in the NBA. Super awesome to play as the same team as him, special

  4. choclobstah

    The year is 2045…

    “Bron III can’t call me pop pop in the workplace. He gotta call me 2-3, or Bron, or ageless wonder if he wants to…can’t be running down the court like ‘Gramps I’m open!'”

  5. samwise141

    Man LeBrons upper legs are the size of a goddam tree trunk, Jesus christ. 

  6. Dead_Again_Prime

    Bronny should call him “Pah Pah” like in the Riot Comedy cartoons.

  7. remington2024

    I swear I thought this was about Kyrie first couple seconds I was watching it

  8. iamdikdikvandik

    “Daddy I’m open!”

    *LeBron passes to AD*

  9. FoamyMuffins

    Unless Bron goes to the G League Bronny ain’t calling him anything lol

  10. topshinobi

    Would Lebron be the first grandpa to play in the nba if Bronny has a kid soon? Lebron with grandpa strength is crazy!

  11. Original_Trick_8552

    I don’t think he trying to bron

  12. EnServe31

    Lebron is extremely insecure with this goat stuff. A real goat doesn’t need to say anything.

  13. screwhead1

    “Pass me the ball, I’m open, Father!”

  14. alienswillarrive2024

    I can’t wait until Dillon Brooks tries to check Bronny in front of Lebron to see the reaction.

  15. MikeDCollector

    Bronny’s going to trash talk his dad like “MJ better” or “MJ GOAT”

  16. 7-IronSpecialist

    Wtf is LeBron wearing dawg?

    “I felt like the Ocean today” lookin ass

  17. math-yoo

    Looking forward to the midseason Lebron passive aggressive message through the media about his younger teammates.

  18. When LeBron yells at Dlo, Bronny can say, “daddy chill”

  19. Thing is – if he forgets once – the rest of the team will start calling LeBron “dad”…

    They probably will anyway, though.

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