“He’ll come out and get you 25 rebounds, stanking like a motherfu*ker, put his clothes on and go to the club and have the baddest women I ever seen in my life.”
Rodman was a certifiably weird dude. But pound for pound the best rebounder in NBA history. The guy had some screws loose. And one of those was the absolute singleminded determination to get every single fucking rebound.
Heibaihui
I remembered reading somewhere Dennis has the biggest pipe. Maybe that is why he gets all the chicks despite the smell?
BoogerSugarSovereign
Lmao Shaq can find something to be jealous of in legit any situation ever. If he had ever asked Rodman he would’ve told him the secret sauce – tricking. Can’t remember who talked about asking Rodman why women loved him so much but reportedly Rodman replied that he just paid them.
TigerKlaw
Shaq played like 23 games with Rodman in 99 too. Maybe he caught Rodman at his wildest lol
airtokoto
>be Dennis Rodman
>show up to practice late, eating food
>smell like garbage truck water
>arrive to arena on gameday late
>haul in 26 rebounds
>exit arena, no shower
>arrive at club
>pull baddest hoes
>refuse to elaborate
Ok-Discipline9998
Other players: *pulls Kim Kardashian*
Dennis: *pulls Kim Jong-Un*
ne0scythian
Probably hard to believe for some young guys but Dennis Rodman was probably like the second most famous NBA player on the planet for a brief period there in the 90s. Like he was a legitimate cultural icon when he was with the Bulls.
zZSleepyZz
When I heard that story of Madonna interrupting his poker game in vegas to fly him out so he could impregnate her, I knew that guy was different.
Prof-Ponderosa
When did Dennis and Shaq play together?
soulouk
Dennis the menace
EditEd2x
The crazy part is that Rodman could play a game and grab 20 boards. Get on a plane to Vegas and spend the next two days partying and smoking cigars while sleeping very little. Jump back on a plane and go to another city to play another game and grab 22 boards. And this was during the playoffs.
Snuggle__Monster
By that metric, you should read about some of the shit Anthony Mason would get up to.
grimace24
Showing up to practice late has been confirmed by now Shaq, Scottie Pippen, and Michael Jordan. Rodman was a fierce competitor and always showed up to play. He was a headache to deal with but always gave his all on the floor.
PHX480
Sucks cause I know that Shaq is trying to hype up Rodman (not that he needs it), but Rodman had a high of 20 rebounds when playing with the Lakers, he only played 23 games there. He averaged 11.2 rebounds, his lowest average since the 1989-90 season.
Not surprised NWO member Dennis Rodman was such a legend
Dino_FGO8020
dennis rodman rizz lol
Not_a__porn__account
Man’s name was Dennis too.
I know one dude name Dennis and I’m not sure he could grab his own balls.
SplakyD
I’ll never forget those latter day Bulls teams when I was in high school, where dyed haired Rodman would just take his shoes off and sit by himself on the floor while Jordan and the other guys were huddled up during timeouts. Dude just absolutely LIVED to fuck with the “playing the game the right way” crowd.
daclyda
I might be misremembering but p sure it was said in a documentary or show or something that this dudes hog was uh…lets go with noteworthy. probably had something to do with the baddies not caring about b.o.
AzHawk99
Whores gonna be whores
LordJxnkulous
My favorite player from the Jordan era Bulls.
hyborians
Damn. Thats the worst takedown of an athletes’ hygeine I’ve heard
CarsonWentzGOAT1
Dennis Rodman is underrated
IranianLawyer
How old would you feel if I told you that Dennis Rodman is 63 years old?
forustree
And this is why it’s the best league to be a fan of …
IcedDownMedallion
GARBAGE TRUCK WATER! 🤣🤣🤣
PMA1898
Bad As I Wanna Be is a really fun, easy read. Decent insight into Rodman’s life.
CO_PC_Parts
I worked for my hometown on the summer we were garbage men one of the days. Riding on the back of the truck and everything. That garbage truck water joke brought back nasty 🤮. Maggots were the worst.
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LMAO. Dennis forever.
>He smells like garbage truck water.
😂😂😂
Rodman was a certifiably weird dude. But pound for pound the best rebounder in NBA history. The guy had some screws loose. And one of those was the absolute singleminded determination to get every single fucking rebound.
I remembered reading somewhere Dennis has the biggest pipe. Maybe that is why he gets all the chicks despite the smell?
Lmao Shaq can find something to be jealous of in legit any situation ever. If he had ever asked Rodman he would’ve told him the secret sauce – tricking. Can’t remember who talked about asking Rodman why women loved him so much but reportedly Rodman replied that he just paid them.
Shaq played like 23 games with Rodman in 99 too. Maybe he caught Rodman at his wildest lol
>be Dennis Rodman
>show up to practice late, eating food
>smell like garbage truck water
>arrive to arena on gameday late
>haul in 26 rebounds
>exit arena, no shower
>arrive at club
>pull baddest hoes
>refuse to elaborate
Other players: *pulls Kim Kardashian*
Dennis: *pulls Kim Jong-Un*
Probably hard to believe for some young guys but Dennis Rodman was probably like the second most famous NBA player on the planet for a brief period there in the 90s. Like he was a legitimate cultural icon when he was with the Bulls.
When I heard that story of Madonna interrupting his poker game in vegas to fly him out so he could impregnate her, I knew that guy was different.
When did Dennis and Shaq play together?
Dennis the menace
The crazy part is that Rodman could play a game and grab 20 boards. Get on a plane to Vegas and spend the next two days partying and smoking cigars while sleeping very little. Jump back on a plane and go to another city to play another game and grab 22 boards. And this was during the playoffs.
By that metric, you should read about some of the shit Anthony Mason would get up to.
Showing up to practice late has been confirmed by now Shaq, Scottie Pippen, and Michael Jordan. Rodman was a fierce competitor and always showed up to play. He was a headache to deal with but always gave his all on the floor.
Sucks cause I know that Shaq is trying to hype up Rodman (not that he needs it), but Rodman had a high of 20 rebounds when playing with the Lakers, he only played 23 games there. He averaged 11.2 rebounds, his lowest average since the 1989-90 season.
Edit: [Dennis Rodman game log 1998-99](https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/r/rodmade01/gamelog/1999)
Not surprised NWO member Dennis Rodman was such a legend
dennis rodman rizz lol
Man’s name was Dennis too.
I know one dude name Dennis and I’m not sure he could grab his own balls.
I’ll never forget those latter day Bulls teams when I was in high school, where dyed haired Rodman would just take his shoes off and sit by himself on the floor while Jordan and the other guys were huddled up during timeouts. Dude just absolutely LIVED to fuck with the “playing the game the right way” crowd.
I might be misremembering but p sure it was said in a documentary or show or something that this dudes hog was uh…lets go with noteworthy. probably had something to do with the baddies not caring about b.o.
Whores gonna be whores
My favorite player from the Jordan era Bulls.
Damn. Thats the worst takedown of an athletes’ hygeine I’ve heard
Dennis Rodman is underrated
How old would you feel if I told you that Dennis Rodman is 63 years old?
And this is why it’s the best league to be a fan of …
GARBAGE TRUCK WATER! 🤣🤣🤣
Bad As I Wanna Be is a really fun, easy read. Decent insight into Rodman’s life.
I worked for my hometown on the summer we were garbage men one of the days. Riding on the back of the truck and everything. That garbage truck water joke brought back nasty 🤮. Maggots were the worst.